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  • Broken Gear – High School Drawings – Work, Write, Pictures!

    This is one of the most painful things I’ve seen in a while. That’s not my gear. It belongs to Ryan Fu who amazingly still works as a paparazzi. He is one of the few that keeps at it. We rarely shot together, but I hung out with him at some pap parties. He is…

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  • Emo Taxi – Secret Admirer? Nah, Troll. – Kim Zolciak

    I’m emotionally spent. I was in an emo taxi. As I was emotionally taxed. In a Dashboard Confessional mixed with Death Cab for Cutie kinda mood but in Mexico. If I had an emo band in Mexico, I would call it “El Taxi de Memo.” Yeah. After pouring out my feelings in a word vomit…

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  • Pretty People and Creepy Twins at a Throwback LA Party – World is a Real Shit – Mila Jovovich

    We both woke up thinking the same thing. Board games. I had dreams about controlling the yellow army on Risk. We couldn’t even finish the game of Risk. It was getting too long and ridiculous. The yellow army basically was left untouched, and I guess that carried into my dreams of world domination by controlling…

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  • iPhone Went for a Swim – Sunday Cocktails and Cheese – Harold Ramis

    iPhone got water damaged. Not my iPhone. I am usually really good at taking care of my stuff. My girlfriend, again, broke her iPhone. It’s not even hers. It’s from work. She might get fired for this, but I doubt it. She woke up very worried about it at around 4:45 am. Her iPhone went…

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  • Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet

    Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…

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  • The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price

    OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…

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  • Water Back and Weekend Continues – Cover Story Soon – Joan Rivers

    My girlfriend has the day off this Monday. It’s apparently a holiday in Mexico. The birth of Benito Juárez and the first day of spring. The first day of spring is not today. It’s tomorrow. Benito Juárez wasn’t born today. It was tomorrow. Mexicans just like to pepper holidays whenever they feel like it. So…

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  • Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher

    It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…

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  • Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman

    This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…

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  • Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm

    Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…

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  • Saturday with Brozo – More Little Planet Photo – Sunday Brunch Time

    It’s Sunday! Aka Dormingo in Spanish. Yes. The extra r is on purpose. As in Dormingo for dormir. Get it? No? Okay. This will be a short shitty post because it’s Sunday and I have to go eat brunch with mah babe and her girlfriend. Brozo. Dan. Radio DJ of 94.9. Freelance videographer. Friend. Dude.…

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  • Queries Accepted = Work Time – Bus Ride + Interview – Pokémon Go Addict

    “Hey babe, mind walking with me to go get a Pokémon?” I never thought I would utter these words to a girl, until last night. There was an Ursaring in the park and I was curious to go catch it. Yep. My girlfriend said yes and we went to the park to catch me a fucking Pokémon.…

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  • The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver

    There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…

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  • Meeting the Housewrecker – Babe Got Drunk – And Gallos Won

    I went to have brunch with my babe. Yep. I call her babe most of the time. It came natural. I never really called anyone babe since my girlfriend in college. It’s a simple shitty horrible couple nickname. But that’s what came natural. So she’s my babe. We went to Teléfonica Gastro Park. We were…

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  • Not Much To Do But Wait – Pokémon Go Gen 2 – Shit Weather, Lights Out!

    Holy shit! I’m so behind the Pokémon Go craze that I just realized I’m not behind at all. Okay. What? Nerd talk. This is what happened. I could never play PoGo since its release because I only had a shitty iPad and it would crash. Now that I have my iPhone SE the game runs,…

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  • Longest Story I’ve Written, Sent! – Yep. She’s a Beauty and I’m a Stay at Home Dad – FAKE News

    Hey! Thanks to everyone congratulating me and telling my girlfriend is beautiful. She truly is. I’m still in awe in how pretty she is. And how comfortable I am with her. With us. Seeing her every morning makes me really happy. Waiting for her to get off work is a pain though. I finished work…

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  • Because We Love You (Fest) – Hipster Saturday – Work Reject Work

    I promise there will be no much cheese on this post. Just this. She brought me a sandwich with chipotle sauce, beans, mushrooms, and cherry tomatoes. It was good and spicy (sooooo good and spicy). All it was missing (for me) was some chicken. Chipotle love. Her cooking is an absolute amazing surprise. You know.…

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  • Clean New Apartment and Life – One Week of Cheesy Love – Fiction… !?

    It’s been one week since I met her. We’ve been together ever since, except for a good 6-10 hours when we weren’t. The apartment is the cleanest it has been since I moved here.  She makes me a better person. Neighbor hooked it up with his cleaning lady and the vacuum (thanks David!). It wasn’t…

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  • Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore

    Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…

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  • The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey

    I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…

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  • I Had a Dream, That I Was Drinking Beer – Tacotopia Invites!!! – Marylin Manson

    I’ve been sleeping weird and having weird dreams. Today I woke up again at 5 am. Couldn’t go back to bed…. YEP I DID! I forced myself to it. But I remember waking up and thinking “ohhhh shit, here we go again, no sleep again!” I also remember a weird dream very very briefly. I’ve…

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  • Headache, Backache, and No Sleep… – But Great TJ Adventure – Skipped a Day

    I skipped my blog yesterday for the first time all year! Also… didn’t do a single push-up! And I feel bad about it. How silly of me. Like I need to inform the internet of what I do everyday. But maybe someday, I’ll go back and read at all the idiotic shit I wrote. I…

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  • Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep

    Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…

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  • First Monday! – Fix my iPad, Fix my Writing, Fix my License, Fix my Life – Hayden Panettiere’s Boob! (& Wladmir Klitschnko)

    I’m not big on planning. Plans never go the way I want them too. But I need a plan to fix my life. I woke up to a few emails I didn’t like. And yep yep yep. I’m going to complain and say I want to give up. It feels like when you are taking…

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  • Baby Face Gringo Face – Cover Tomorrow, Risk Tomorrow – RIP Carrie Fisher

    “Hey man! Where do you get your art?” Random dude in Avenida Revolución. “Venice Beach brother!” I replied. “Yes, but where at? I know a tattoo artist over there with that style. Look I’m from LA too.” He proceeded to show me his LA tattoo. “Cool man, I just lived there, I’m from Querétaro.” I…

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