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  • PayDay and Cover Story! – Nintendo Switch, Shit, March Already – Still Sick….

    I just spent my first hour of the morning looking at reviews of the new Nintendo Switch. Shit. It’s March already. It’s been March for a couple of days. I still feel a bit sick. Today is pay day. I’m getting a cover soon. There. Blog post done. Kidding. I could rant about Trump forever.…

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  • Great Day and Bad Day – Double Cuddles – DMV Time

    FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK A VERY LARGE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK TODAY! I have to go to the DMV. As in soon. Shower. No push-ups. No breakfast. Some coffee. And I am out. I have 18 minutes to complete this blog post. Let’s see how it goes. I had a great day yesterday. I was working, when I decided fuck it,…

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  • Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm

    Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…

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  • Fuck Twitter and Trump – REDDIT OBSESSED – 3 Weeks Together and Only One Issue

    My Twitter feed is bullshit. Here. Follow my bullshit. Lately I’ve been obsessing with reading Trump’s tweets. It took Trump for me to start giving a shit about Twitter. Reading about him on Reddit is not enough. Reading dozens of articles a day is not enough. Watching the news is not enough. And by news…

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  • The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver

    There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…

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  • Not Much To Do But Wait – Pokémon Go Gen 2 – Shit Weather, Lights Out!

    Holy shit! I’m so behind the Pokémon Go craze that I just realized I’m not behind at all. Okay. What? Nerd talk. This is what happened. I could never play PoGo since its release because I only had a shitty iPad and it would crash. Now that I have my iPhone SE the game runs,…

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  • Longest Story I’ve Written, Sent! – Yep. She’s a Beauty and I’m a Stay at Home Dad – FAKE News

    Hey! Thanks to everyone congratulating me and telling my girlfriend is beautiful. She truly is. I’m still in awe in how pretty she is. And how comfortable I am with her. With us. Seeing her every morning makes me really happy. Waiting for her to get off work is a pain though. I finished work…

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  • This Is Us – Settling into Routine – Roommate Offended a Snowflake, Crickets Published

    This is us: Picture by Reader Andy at KoMe (Korean Tacos) I like us. She makes me happy. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s my happy face. My Valentines’ gift for her was a fail. She told me she couldn’t find her headphones. She never told me that she found them after all. So I bought…

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  • Dopamine Story – We Drink Beer – Blog Changes to We Wii Oui Us

    ^That’s pretty much how I feel. And I can’t help myself. I want to shout it from the top of a mountain. This is not a love story. It’s a dopamine story. We’re both conscious that it is the dopamine in our brains making us feel this way. This connected. Feeling this good. Feeling in…

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  • I Skipped Mérida – We Is Has Feelz – RomCom

    At the airport at 7 am. About to board the plane. I turned around before going through security and there she is running towards me. Crying. I can’t leave yet. I can’t. RomCom scenario. It sorta happened like that. Yep. I’m still with her. And I haven’t felt like this from…. I think my whole…

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  • She Eats Salsa – 72 Hours or So – Not Ready for Mérida

    Bisho is extremely jealous. He usually hates any strangers. Strangers that stay in my bed he gets even worse… And she has stayed with me since we met. It’s an odd feeling. I miss her already. In a way, I’ve only talked to women in my life just pretending to be interested. One thing in my…

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  • Karaoke, Lost My Voice and More – Lowrider Photoshoot – Shit Super Bowl LI (Post 200!)

    I put my life on pause when I shouldn’t have. Yep. I skipped my blog yesterday. And didn’t do shit for work the whole weekend. Truth is… I met someone, then continued to be with that someone through the whole day. It’s funny how life changes quickly that fast. Well… actually. Nothing changed. I just…

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  • Early Photoshoot and New Number – Mérida Confirmed – A Thousand Selfies and The Great Wall

    I was booked for an early photoshoot at one of my favorite breweries. I trade pictures for beer. 10 beers to be precise. Which is less than $50. And I shouldn’t be doing anything for less than $50. But the brewer has become a friend, and everyone in the brewery feels like family. Plus, hey!…

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  • COUGH! I Feel Sick – New iPhone and Snapchat – Photoshoot and Mérida!

    COUGH COUGH COUGH! I wake up with my nose clogged and coughing my lungs off to then spit out a gross phlegm from my throat. I felt like I was going to get sick since Sunday, but it was never bad and I ignored it. It hit me yesterday after eating a burger. Suddenly I…

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  • Exhausted with Trump – Homecooking – Dreaming of Merida Vacation

    It’s been less than 2 weeks since Trump took office and it feels like it’s been more than a year. Each and every moment there is something going on with Trump. It’s tiresome. I don’t remember paying this much attention to every single move a president does in forever. It is especially fucking over innocent…

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  • Pictures at 4 AM – Kitchen is Back, January Ends – Deleting Trump Supporters

    After publishing my word vomit, I accompanied my friend Willie grocery shopping. He was nice enough to help me do something I’ve been wanting to do for a while, fix my stove/oven. And by fixing, I mean simply buying some cinder blocks to lift that mother fucker off the ground and make cooking more comfortable.…

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  • Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore

    Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…

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  • Danny Boy Part Deux – Carne Asada Party – Labeled as Fake News

    Welp. I’ve talked about writing fake news. I wrote real news. And I got labeled as fake news from a most likely Trump supporter. Why do I think he is a Trump supporter? Because he called it fake news. Inaccurate, poorly written, non-sensical, lack of research, or many other things would have insulted me more.…

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  • PIRATES! GOLD! – Work Did Done – Wonderful Lovey Dovey Dreams

    I woke up feeling happy. I dreamt about a girl I dated more than a decade ago. The first girl I fell in love with. I still talk to her. She’s married and has a kid. And obviously lives thousands of miles away from me. But it was a wonderful dream. And yes in the…

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  • Look Away! Trump Era – Purrfect Grammer – BroDate, Brunch, Beers, And Casino

    Day 5 of Trump era. The world gets wackier each day. He announced yesterday that today will be a big day for National Security. That mostly means he is building a wall. And here I sit couple hundred feet away from the wall that is already built. Its bright lights pierce my balcony windows every…

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  • Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep

    Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…

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  • Yay! A number Changed! – Happy Bday Bisho! – Word Vomit 2016 Summary

    Yay!! A number changed from 2016 to 2017. Celebrating a new year is like celebrating seeing 11:11 on your phone. It means dick. Celebrate every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month. Number changes. I guess the year is the bigger of them all. And that’s why celebrating decades gets even…

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  • Pizza Time – Don’t Disrespect Colbert – I Hate Everything

    I’m not emo. Well maybe I am a bit. But I’m hating everyone and everything. Not sure why. Just feels like that. Whisky might fix that. It doesn’t feel like a Friday either. Feels like a Wednesday. And I’ll treat it as such. I have some work to finish and I’m still avoiding the fuck…

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  • Trump Supporter in Tijuana – Reddit Meetup Next Saturday – Sigh

    It’s dark by 5 pm. Which means my organic clock wants to drink earlier. Burgers, beer, tacos. That seems to be my diet. Yesterday was good, though slow. This morning is even slower. I went to Colectivo 9 for a burger and beer. A beer turned into beers because pretty girl was there. Pretty girl…

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  • President Trump – Used to Uncertainty, but Not This Kind

    As a freelancer, I have been very used to uncertainty. Of waking up and not being sure what I was doing with my day. Of waiting until something comes up, either inspiration, work, or something else. I spent all of Wednesday in a dreamlike state of mind. Still not believing Trump is president. Before the…

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