• Ensenada Beer Adventure Paradise – One More Feature Story – Morrissey

    Ahhhh Breeze…. I haven’t worked at the beach for a while, but I thought it would be a great way to start my week. I used to go to Cafe Aquamarino for lunch and work from there, but this time I am in a different spot. A friend publishes a picture from this place almost…


  • The Calm Before the Storm – Videogame Addict – Jason Bateman

    I thought I was going to be really busy with the new gig, but no new tasks came all week. I am glad I bought the Wii, though now it consumes all my time. Yep. I didn’t do any work all week. Well, just Thursday I did some interviewing and picture taking. You know. Work.…


  • Nerd on my Skin – First Fruits of New Labor – Reese Witherspoon

    For the first time in a long time, I got a decent paycheck for two weeks work. And work a lot I did. I also had a Tijuana Adventure that kept me from touching my bank account, which is pretty nice. And like always, Tijuana Adventure was really insanely fun, met wonderful people, and had…


  • I Live in a Swamp of Work – Everything is Going Great – Laila Ali

      I started my new gig. It seemed like it was going to be slow at first, but before I knew it, I had several tasks to finish! This is my life now. Wake up earlyish, brew coffee, jump in my computer, fuck around online while I check messages, emails and notifications.  Drink coffee, start…


  • Beeraholic – It Feels Like I’ve Been 30 Forever, They Goin’ Good – Beyoncé (Again)

    I woke up late today. But finish some work (the only one that actually pays me), cleaned my desk, and now I am typing this, getting ready for the week! It feels like I turned 30 forever ago, but it was just recently that I was asked how old I was and I said out…


  • I Played a Music Festival – The Winds of In-Ko-Pah – Annalynne McCord and Sisters (Rachel and Angel)

    WHOO!! What a crazy week to start my 30s. It feels like my birthday was forever ago. So much happened. On my birthday, I got a couple of semi-job offer thingys. It’s been a game of patience to see if I’m getting in or not. And I am not a very patient person. I have…


  • Cool, I’m 30 Now – I Live at a Brewery (Norte) – Nikki Reed

    ^That’s my birthday song. Every … Single… Year. Megan Fox also turns 30 today. I wonder how she is celebrating. Nah… I don’t.  Yes, I saw Megan Fox and I told her we had the exact same birthdate, I already posted about that here on my last birthday. No, I do not like Megan Fox.…


  • Summary of My Last Decade – Tijuana Adventure Club – Don Rickles

    I’ll be 30 next week, and I plan on living forever. I only have one pair of pants that fit me correctly. They have a massive hole under my right butt cheek. I’m leaving my 20s… Cool decade. When I was 20, I was still in college. Senior year. What a blast. I only had…


  • I Didn’t Do Any of The Work I Said I Was Going To Do – Jocelyn Wildenstein (Cat Lady)

    I didn’t do any work last week. Well… ok. I did some. But for the most part, I WAS CELEBRATING. My first cover on the Reader came out last week and it’s about beer. And since I love beer. I drank beer a lot. Click on the image to read: This is my second cover…


  • Front Page Because of Tacos – Redditing All Day – Stevie Wonder

    It was a good week. I made it to the front page of Reddit on Thursday because I posted a picture of tacos. Reddit karma went from 6,000+ to almost 13,000. I received more than 250 messages and the thread has over 1,500 comments. I am not sure how I feel about my Reddit success.…


  • It Smells Like Summer – Stopping the Party, Getting To Work – George Clooney

    The Tijuana party lifestyle can easily absorb you. It’s so cheap to eat and drink that whenever I have some cash in the bank I feel entitled to not work and just party. It goes against my goals for the year, since I want to be working more and making much more money, but it’s…


  • Drinking Early, Waking Up Earlier – Bachelor Party Tour – Angelina Jolie & Cyndi Lauper

    Last week was pretty much out of control. Fortunately I made some money through Tijuana Adventure (and also had a blast). I am planning a lot of changes for Tijuana Adventure and it involves more and more writing. That website receives much more traffic than my blog and I haven’t posted anything in a long…


  • Casino Money = Fun Weekend – Jamie Chung

    Work more work and more work is still my plan. I started to get sick again last Tuesday, I am still somewhat sick today. So it’s been a week of congested nose and coughing mucus. It doesn’t affect me much, I feel great and I went out partying on the weekend, woke up each time…


  • April Looks Promising – Work & Money – Brad Pitt

    I feel like a senior in college the night before he has to turn in his last thesis. Except this time I’m not turning in 50+ pages of random liberal crap like I used to spout for my Resolution of Conflicts minor… I wished I saved my senior theses, I bet they were horrendous. I…


  • From Hopeless to Hopeful – Still Broke – Will Arnett

    I’m an emo drama queen and I’m sorry. Last week I did something I felt like doing before, but always held off. I posted in my blog in another day that wasn’t Monday. Most the time I want to post in the middle of the week is just because I had a thought that was…


  • I’m Giving Up For Now – Broken Spirit – This is Not Magic (It’s Dikembe)

    Surprise! I’m not posting on a Monday. Surprise!: I’m updating this post and I also never do that. I’m a drama queen. Things turned out to be way better than I originally assumed. Still a lot of stress and drama, but I’m not that fucked or I’m not that horrible as I thought! GO ME! (Now…


  • Working for Nothing – Partying with No Money – Nina Dobrev and her In & Out

    I’m still broke and I didn’t even pay the rent in full. I don’t get paid until the weekend and I am not sure how much I am getting. Because I am broke, I WORKED MY ASS OFF this past week. But it was for nothing. Editors have me on hold and my hopes lessen…


  • Broke, But Picking Up The Pieces – HoC is Shaking – Nobody Loves Mila Kunis

    February was not a good month. I spent a good a bit over two weeks horribly sick, barely working and not going out. I spend a bunch of money in medicine, doctor consultation, homeopathic doctor (what a joke), and a dentist. I got lucky and got paid more than I thought for one article, but…


  • I’m Back Baby – Adventures Galore – STFU About Leo DiCaprio Already

    After a couple of weeks of being horribly sick and not being able to eat how I like or able to drink liquor at all. I’m back baby! And I’ve still been watching a lot of Futurama. You know that episode where Bender turns human and parties like crazy? Well, I feel like that was…


  • Looking for a Job – Netflix – Phoebe Price

    I got kinda lucky at work this past week. Because of being sick, I barely worked. Also, they rejected two stories :( sad face. So I was worried I had no money coming in and I was on the verge of broke, spending a lot of money in doctors and dentists. I ended up doing…


  • Still Sick, Still Sober and Now Depressed – Selena Gomez

    I was sick all week. It was fucking horrible. I’m still sick right now, but nothing compared to how I felt. Monday was shit. Tuesday was shit and I couldn’t sleep that I wrote this: I can’t sleep. I feel like I am dying. I have really sharp stomach pains and I am coughing like a…


  • Fuck This Fever – Fuck the Broncos – Fuck Tom Brady (Gisele Bündchen Freebie)

    The week was somewhat wasteful. My roommate came back home on Tuesday (he has been gone most of the year). I went out with him and his dad for lunch. I had an octopus and cricket taco. It was bad. After that, we went early day drinking (at 3:00 pm). We met some strangers at…


  • First Published Feature Story – More Tj Adventures – Camilla Belle & Minka Kelly

    There wasn’t much action this week, just a bunch of cold weather. Monday I barely remember. I lost at the casino to prove my lucky streak was over, so I forgot about that day. Tuesday I know I didn’t go out and barely worked. Wednesday I finally got published on a story I sent on…


  • Lucky Streak Week Reddit Front Page – German Vegan Girl in Tijuana – Heidi Klum

    Hey everyone! THIS IS NORA and she is traveling the world. She is a really cool vegan girl from Hannover, (she is 22 years old).  Nora arrived in Tijuana on Tuesday and left Saturday after spending two months traveling/couchsurfing through the USA (her favorite city was Austin). We spend our days looking for vegan food…


  • Tijuana Adventures are Going to Kill me, Star Wars, Harrison Ford.

    I had an unproductive week, yet it was awesome. I managed to get one story published about Dia de Reyes after getting two rejections in a row. The stories that got rejected took me way longer to work on, the one that got published was an anecdote of how Mexican I am. I got paid…