• Under La Botarga, A Dr. Simi Story – Anthony’s Pt. 2 – Nothing and Tennis Maybe?!

    Under La Botarga Exploring the Plushy Dungeons of Zona Norte “It gets hot and uncomfortable, but I deal with it,” comments Patricio Herman Dominguez, also known as Dr. Simi. Patricio comes from the humble town of Houses of Saint Cristobal in Chiapas, Guatemala. “I’ve always dreamed to be a botarga,” continues Patricio. “I went to…


  • License is Here – Nothing to Pitch – Depression, Cover Story, and a Girlfriend

    I’ve been waking up late. And then I get depressed. Not sure if depressed because waking up late. Or waking up late because of depressed. There. I made a meme about it. In reality, its lack of work. Because life is good. I have an amazing girlfriend that I love. Who is at work right now.…


  • Blog Stats – A Requiem for my Shirts – Back to Classical Guitar

    I almost completely forgot about my blog today. I basically forgot to think about what to write. Yesterday’s sushi rant took a lot of energy. And I did that for absolutely no reason. After that, I didn’t want to work anymore. But I did. I finish the story. I edited this morning and it’s already…


  • Overwhelming Dreams and Thoughts – Cover Story Soon – Top 5 Sushis in Los Angeles (2010 era)

    I had way too many dreams. Cool dreams. Some cool nightmares. Nightmares were silly, because I think it was a video game. I was controlling a tank that was very similar to the Star Fox Landmaster. I had to zig-zag between giant pillars that had hundreds of massive cockroaches entangled on a spider web. The idea…


  • Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman

    This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…


  • Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch

    Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…


  • Tour Time! – Incredibly, Still Sick – Ok. Not Much To Say

    This is going to be a forced blog post. One that I’m just posting for posting. Because I decided to blog post everyday even when I don’t have much to say, but I want to keep my record of posting everyday. I haven’t missed a day in a while. And it’s Saturday. I need to…


  • PayDay and Cover Story! – Nintendo Switch, Shit, March Already – Still Sick….

    I just spent my first hour of the morning looking at reviews of the new Nintendo Switch. Shit. It’s March already. It’s been March for a couple of days. I still feel a bit sick. Today is pay day. I’m getting a cover soon. There. Blog post done. Kidding. I could rant about Trump forever.…


  • DMV Nightmare – Now I’m Sick – Bro’s Birthday

    Welp. I bitched and bitched about going to the DMV. I was wrong. It was…. pretty fucking nice. I was going to be a tad late for my appointment. Google maps told me I was going to be around 25 minutes late walking. But I walk fast, and I ran a bit. I made it…


  • Great Day and Bad Day – Double Cuddles – DMV Time

    FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK A VERY LARGE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK TODAY! I have to go to the DMV. As in soon. Shower. No push-ups. No breakfast. Some coffee. And I am out. I have 18 minutes to complete this blog post. Let’s see how it goes. I had a great day yesterday. I was working, when I decided fuck it,…


  • Published! – No More Rain, So Much Sleep – My Annoying Girlfriend

    Hey. I finally got published. Some dude that always comments in my articles something negative about Tijuana commented in my article something negative about Tijuana. Click the screen cap to go to article. OR  CLICK HERE. My roommate also got published about a party we went too. Click on the screen cap to go to…


  • Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm

    Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…


  • Saturday with Brozo – More Little Planet Photo – Sunday Brunch Time

    It’s Sunday! Aka Dormingo in Spanish. Yes. The extra r is on purpose. As in Dormingo for dormir. Get it? No? Okay. This will be a short shitty post because it’s Sunday and I have to go eat brunch with mah babe and her girlfriend. Brozo. Dan. Radio DJ of 94.9. Freelance videographer. Friend. Dude.…


  • Fuck Twitter and Trump – REDDIT OBSESSED – 3 Weeks Together and Only One Issue

    My Twitter feed is bullshit. Here. Follow my bullshit. Lately I’ve been obsessing with reading Trump’s tweets. It took Trump for me to start giving a shit about Twitter. Reading about him on Reddit is not enough. Reading dozens of articles a day is not enough. Watching the news is not enough. And by news…


  • Little Planet Photography Tijuana – Food Porn Pork/Bread Bresca – Fucking Friday!

    That was my first attempt at a Little Planet photo. I photoshopped a different one first while waiting to transfer this. The other attempt was too horrible that I don’t even consider it an attempt. This one was also not perfect. I dislike how it doesn’t end in a perfect circle. So I will make…


  • Pokémon Go Makes Me Feel Like A Creep – Got a Haircute – Finish SITT

    It took me until late afternoon to figure out how I wanted to start an article. The whole day I spent it playing Pokémon Go. Well. For the most part. Playing Pokémon Go is really just walking around. Or at least I tell myself. Level 18 already. A lot of people play this shit. I…


  • Material Collected – Pokémons Collected – iPhone Magic

    So many Pokémons. So many pictures. So much work to do. I rode the SITT rapid bus yesterday from one end to the other and back. It was almost 2 hours for the whole loop. I took so many pictures with my iPhone. I was going to bring my camera, but I thought the iPhone…


  • Queries Accepted = Work Time – Bus Ride + Interview – Pokémon Go Addict

    “Hey babe, mind walking with me to go get a Pokémon?” I never thought I would utter these words to a girl, until last night. There was an Ursaring in the park and I was curious to go catch it. Yep. My girlfriend said yes and we went to the park to catch me a fucking Pokémon.…


  • The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver

    There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…


  • Meeting the Housewrecker – Babe Got Drunk – And Gallos Won

    I went to have brunch with my babe. Yep. I call her babe most of the time. It came natural. I never really called anyone babe since my girlfriend in college. It’s a simple shitty horrible couple nickname. But that’s what came natural. So she’s my babe. We went to Teléfonica Gastro Park. We were…


  • Garbage Published – Rain and Foul Mood – Coherence is Not a RomCom, My Life…

    I got published yesterday. A story about garbage and how the new city mayor of Tijuana is not doing much for the city. The city is a mess. And he trolls it. To read the story… CLICK HERE! The comments make me laugh (and at the same time they anger me). I don’t even get…


  • Not Much To Do But Wait – Pokémon Go Gen 2 – Shit Weather, Lights Out!

    Holy shit! I’m so behind the Pokémon Go craze that I just realized I’m not behind at all. Okay. What? Nerd talk. This is what happened. I could never play PoGo since its release because I only had a shitty iPad and it would crash. Now that I have my iPhone SE the game runs,…


  • Longest Story I’ve Written, Sent! – Yep. She’s a Beauty and I’m a Stay at Home Dad – FAKE News

    Hey! Thanks to everyone congratulating me and telling my girlfriend is beautiful. She truly is. I’m still in awe in how pretty she is. And how comfortable I am with her. With us. Seeing her every morning makes me really happy. Waiting for her to get off work is a pain though. I finished work…


  • This Is Us – Settling into Routine – Roommate Offended a Snowflake, Crickets Published

    This is us: Picture by Reader Andy at KoMe (Korean Tacos) I like us. She makes me happy. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s my happy face. My Valentines’ gift for her was a fail. She told me she couldn’t find her headphones. She never told me that she found them after all. So I bought…


  • Cake Day, Wedding Days, Tour Days!!! – She Got The Job – Bryan is Back and He got Fat

    She came home yesterday when I was finishing my blog looking defeated. “Oh fuck,” I thought. But no. She got the job. She just doesn’t like it. Today is her first day. She described her boss like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Never saw the movie. But I get it. Meryl Streep was a…