• In the Wrong Dimension – Let’s Get Political – Trump

    Welp. Yesterday was a great day. I woke up to start working (kinda like today and everyday). Mornings are good for me. I finished and sent an article. It got published right away. Here it is! Shrek de Tijuana. Besides that, I got an email from the US consulate because apparently they want my opinion…


  • Busy Week, Elections and Crap – Perfect Saturday – Jeff Goldblum

    I had one of the best Saturdays I had in a long long time. I was productive, I got material, I got photos, I garnered all I needed for this next week. Now this week I have to shape all that material into articles, work my ass off and get $$$. And I basically have…


  • Article Sent – I Didn’t Find Shrek – Work Weekend

    I already lived my weekend this week with my friend el Pelón. Two days and nights of consecutive party on a Monday and Tuesday. Insane that we pulled it off. Only in Tijuana can you just party until the wee hours in the morning during weekdays. Wednesday felt like Monday, but it was slow day,…


  • Good News and Too Much in My Head – Looking for Shrek – Blocked

    Yep. I did nothing yesterday except play Meat Boy. I played it all night as well. I’m actually a ranked player in many of those things. My highest ranking is 12… (this probably means nothing, but I like it). I tried working. I did. I wrote the intro paragraph 5 times. And deleted it each…


  • Underdog Champions Cubs and Gallos – Fuck Me, It’s November Already – White Beard

    I’m missing Halloween already. Got to wait till next year :( It’s NoShave November and I forgot to shave in October and my beard is getting thick and white. I’m getting several white hairs in my beard that when playing the “guess my age” game, I lost and keep getting an older age than I…


  • El Pelón – The Tijuana Life, Is A Good Life – Halloween #2 Too Much Party

    AHHH SIGHHHH What crazy last couple of days. My childhood friend and nearby neighbor, Andrei, aka El Pelón, visited me in Tijuana. I just dropped him off. Time to get back to reality. This is us at the border: Gallos Blancos plays the final against Chivas today. We both wore our Gallos shirt. El Pelón…


  • Halloween/Jalogüin – Forever a Cow – Courtney Love

    Oh boy! What a week I had! The shitty part of the week. I’ve only written one article which = I’m not making much money. Especially because it was a food article and that’s almost no money. The best part… FUCKING HALLOWEEN. It’s so much fun. Pictures narrate my night better than I can with…


  • Bacon King Drunk Tuesday – Super Meat Boy Wednesday – Halloween Soon

    Oh what a Tuesday… I had this for lunch/dinner. It has over 1000 calories… so that’s all I needed That’s the Bacon King. And because I watch NFL Sundays… I’ve seen a commercial for it a few dozen times. IT does not look like the commercial, obviously… And … well … The review will have…


  • My Earliest and Healthiest Tour – Especiales While Sick – Verne Troyer

    I had my earliest tour yet this Saturday at 11 a.m. I met with Michael, his fiancee, and his mom to get to know as many neighborhoods of Tijuana as we possibly can, since Michael is thinking about moving into town. We started with Playas, ate in Telefonica, went around Cacho and Chapu, far to…


  • Published but Need More – Great Drunk Thursday – Sick Friday

    I finished the job I had to do. I wasn’t completely satisfied with it. I could have kept on writing. Make it long. Gamble more again. But I stopped myself and finished it short. I got published quicker than I thought. It usually takes a couple of days and sometimes even months to get published.…


  • I Applied for a Job – Tour This Weekend – This Is The End

    I watched the movie This Is The End yesterday. I rarely watch movies. And if I do, they are stupid ones. I also saw the comedy roast of James Franco, which I’ve seen before but barely remembered. I saw almost all the actors in that movie. I liked most of them in person. They were…


  • An Odd and Incredible Monday – Forced into Femininity – If Only ….

    If only …. If only I was always inspired to work, I would do so much more. But it is difficult. I have to finish an article today, not even sure where to start. And after that… I still don’t know where to go. Directions seem to always be a blur when freelancing everything and…


  • Weekend Was Amazing – Hating This Monday – Whitney Houston

    I used to loathe Sundays. They always made me feel so numb. But nah… now Sundays are alright. I enjoy them. They are a break. It has NFL. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Everyone hates Mondays. Very Garfieldesque. But I am hating this Monday. It’s so mundane. HARHARHARHAR After my awesome Thursday,…


  • Unexpected Thursday Night – Busy Friday – Quest for Enchilados

    I had an unexpected Thursday night. I went out with a friend to watch SPORTS. Yep. Football and Baseball. LA Dodgers vs Washington Nationals. My friend was sure the Nats were going to win. He was wrong. I hate the Dodgers, but oh well, don’t care much about baseball. On the other tv, SD Chargers…


  • Finally Laundry – Bisho the Contortionist – Getting Paid

    At the laundromat. I never used a public one in any city I have ever lived in, except Tijuana. This laundromat seems like it hasn’t changed in decades.   In college there was the basement laundry both Freshmen and Sophomore year. Not the same dynamic. Junior and Senior year housing came with washing/drying machine.  …


  • Nice Cloudy Day – Uncertainty Finally Delivers Good News – Still Want More

    Hah! Finally! A response! I didn’t want to wake up this cloudy morning because of fear of the uncertain… but…  Yes. I am in a good mood because I got good news. And good news means I’m getting paid. I jumped like an idiot when I received the email less than an hour ago. I…


  • Day 5 of No Response – Photography Gig and Beer – Still Uncertain Thus is The Freelance Life

    It’s been 5 days since I sent the story and no reply. Yesterday I sent another email asking again. Today is that special Tuesday, and it’s not only because tap Tuesday, but because today I send pay requests. Uncertainty makes me not know how much money I’m making. But I guarantee myself a few hundred…


  • Reposting for Karma – Uncertainty Leads to Depression – Media Log 2011

    Welp. A weekend has passed and still no response. So my check for this week is uncertain and I am tired of that and it makes me sorta depressed. So I’m back to broke again. But I’m alright. I did some other work that will pay me alright. I can afford rent. And I still…


  • Uncertainty Eats My Soul Away – Fried Chicken Friday – Writing Like a Maniac

    So… I’m basically posting in here everyday. And not only that. Working a lot everyday. This past two days I work in one article that was meant to be around 500-800 words long. But I got inspired and ended up writing 1,700. It is a different type of article too. I don’t think I ever…


  • Early Morning Jazz – Blogging Everyday – Haitian Chicken Fight Song

    Charles Mingus Haitian Fight Song loops in my head. I played this song on my sophomore year in college. In fact, I met with the Mingus Big Band for a master class. The song starts with a bass solo. I was the bassist. I wasn’t good. The whole class was mostly focus on the intro…


  • IAmA on Reddit was a Bust – Daily Existential Crisis – No Celebrity!

    Hey! I feel like writing a lot. Like I always do. But this time I can spew my non-sense freely without digging through my hard drive to post old pictures of celebrities that I took. I’ll keep doing that when the right person pops in my head. Or I’ll most likely continue the Monday tradition to…


  • Post #100! – Let’s Party – Kim Fucking Kardashian

    YAY! I made it! Post #100. Incredible. I feel accomplished. And like I need to rest for such shitty accomplishment as narrate my weekly life and post pictures of celebrities that I took years ago. But I have so much work to do after I am done with this post. I didn’t do much writing…


  • Sick Sweaty Good Week – Uncancellations – Lady Gaga

    It was a good week. Even though I was sick for half of it. It was more than a good week. Last week… my beer gig thing for San Diego Beer Week got canceled. Then this week… it got uncanceled. So now it’s back! I am the curator of Baja Beer day in San Diego’s…


  • Job Cancellations on Post 98 – Toros de Tijuana Beisbol – Adriana Lima

    It’s cloudy. There might be rainstorms. I already missed it a bit yesterday, but I might get one of those awesome lightning pictures. It’s been quite some time that I’ve desired this. Probably my whole life. I had an inspired week. A weird week (like always). A meaningless and meaningful week. A lot of action.…


  • Canceled Week – Cheeseburger Picnic Party – Lauren Bacall

    Last week was supposed to be amazing. I had this three day beer tour event invitation to just enjoy beer everything paid. It got canceled. Plans fell through, and I fell with them. My week was wasted in absolute nothingness. When I said I was going to work, I ended up frozen in time, procrastination…