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The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price
OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…
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Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog
I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…
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Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania
I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…
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Nerdy Talk Alert – Breath of the Wild – Pizza + Zelda
And…. I actually don’t want to write too much today. Because I want to go back to playing. I went to bed around midnight after playing for around 5 hours. And I woke up before dawn to start playing again. Yes. Breath of the Wild is fucking fantastic. That’s what the new Zelda is called btw……
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Zona Norte Drama This Lovely Morning – Catching Up At Nelson – USA Today
A lovely morning sun shined heavily through my large balcony windows in my cheap Tijuana apartment. Roommate is gone. Girlfriend is gone. Bisho was sunbathing and stretching happily on the foot of my bed. California weather is back. I don’t mind the cold showers again. I opened the sliding doors to enjoy some morning sun, and…
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Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine
She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…
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Under La Botarga, A Dr. Simi Story – Anthony’s Pt. 2 – Nothing and Tennis Maybe?!
Under La Botarga Exploring the Plushy Dungeons of Zona Norte “It gets hot and uncomfortable, but I deal with it,” comments Patricio Herman Dominguez, also known as Dr. Simi. Patricio comes from the humble town of Houses of Saint Cristobal in Chiapas, Guatemala. “I’ve always dreamed to be a botarga,” continues Patricio. “I went to…
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License is Here – Nothing to Pitch – Depression, Cover Story, and a Girlfriend
I’ve been waking up late. And then I get depressed. Not sure if depressed because waking up late. Or waking up late because of depressed. There. I made a meme about it. In reality, its lack of work. Because life is good. I have an amazing girlfriend that I love. Who is at work right now.…
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Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch
Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…
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Tour Time! – Incredibly, Still Sick – Ok. Not Much To Say
This is going to be a forced blog post. One that I’m just posting for posting. Because I decided to blog post everyday even when I don’t have much to say, but I want to keep my record of posting everyday. I haven’t missed a day in a while. And it’s Saturday. I need to…
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PayDay and Cover Story! – Nintendo Switch, Shit, March Already – Still Sick….
I just spent my first hour of the morning looking at reviews of the new Nintendo Switch. Shit. It’s March already. It’s been March for a couple of days. I still feel a bit sick. Today is pay day. I’m getting a cover soon. There. Blog post done. Kidding. I could rant about Trump forever.…
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DMV Nightmare – Now I’m Sick – Bro’s Birthday
Welp. I bitched and bitched about going to the DMV. I was wrong. It was…. pretty fucking nice. I was going to be a tad late for my appointment. Google maps told me I was going to be around 25 minutes late walking. But I walk fast, and I ran a bit. I made it…
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Great Day and Bad Day – Double Cuddles – DMV Time
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK A VERY LARGE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK TODAY! I have to go to the DMV. As in soon. Shower. No push-ups. No breakfast. Some coffee. And I am out. I have 18 minutes to complete this blog post. Let’s see how it goes. I had a great day yesterday. I was working, when I decided fuck it,…
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Published! – No More Rain, So Much Sleep – My Annoying Girlfriend
Hey. I finally got published. Some dude that always comments in my articles something negative about Tijuana commented in my article something negative about Tijuana. Click the screen cap to go to article. OR CLICK HERE. My roommate also got published about a party we went too. Click on the screen cap to go to…
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Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm
Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…
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Saturday with Brozo – More Little Planet Photo – Sunday Brunch Time
It’s Sunday! Aka Dormingo in Spanish. Yes. The extra r is on purpose. As in Dormingo for dormir. Get it? No? Okay. This will be a short shitty post because it’s Sunday and I have to go eat brunch with mah babe and her girlfriend. Brozo. Dan. Radio DJ of 94.9. Freelance videographer. Friend. Dude.…
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Fuck Twitter and Trump – REDDIT OBSESSED – 3 Weeks Together and Only One Issue
My Twitter feed is bullshit. Here. Follow my bullshit. Lately I’ve been obsessing with reading Trump’s tweets. It took Trump for me to start giving a shit about Twitter. Reading about him on Reddit is not enough. Reading dozens of articles a day is not enough. Watching the news is not enough. And by news…
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Little Planet Photography Tijuana – Food Porn Pork/Bread Bresca – Fucking Friday!
That was my first attempt at a Little Planet photo. I photoshopped a different one first while waiting to transfer this. The other attempt was too horrible that I don’t even consider it an attempt. This one was also not perfect. I dislike how it doesn’t end in a perfect circle. So I will make…
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Material Collected – Pokémons Collected – iPhone Magic
So many Pokémons. So many pictures. So much work to do. I rode the SITT rapid bus yesterday from one end to the other and back. It was almost 2 hours for the whole loop. I took so many pictures with my iPhone. I was going to bring my camera, but I thought the iPhone…
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Queries Accepted = Work Time – Bus Ride + Interview – Pokémon Go Addict
“Hey babe, mind walking with me to go get a Pokémon?” I never thought I would utter these words to a girl, until last night. There was an Ursaring in the park and I was curious to go catch it. Yep. My girlfriend said yes and we went to the park to catch me a fucking Pokémon.…
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The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver
There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…
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Meeting the Housewrecker – Babe Got Drunk – And Gallos Won
I went to have brunch with my babe. Yep. I call her babe most of the time. It came natural. I never really called anyone babe since my girlfriend in college. It’s a simple shitty horrible couple nickname. But that’s what came natural. So she’s my babe. We went to Teléfonica Gastro Park. We were…
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Longest Story I’ve Written, Sent! – Yep. She’s a Beauty and I’m a Stay at Home Dad – FAKE News
Hey! Thanks to everyone congratulating me and telling my girlfriend is beautiful. She truly is. I’m still in awe in how pretty she is. And how comfortable I am with her. With us. Seeing her every morning makes me really happy. Waiting for her to get off work is a pain though. I finished work…
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This Is Us – Settling into Routine – Roommate Offended a Snowflake, Crickets Published
This is us: Picture by Reader Andy at KoMe (Korean Tacos) I like us. She makes me happy. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s my happy face. My Valentines’ gift for her was a fail. She told me she couldn’t find her headphones. She never told me that she found them after all. So I bought…
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Cake Day, Wedding Days, Tour Days!!! – She Got The Job – Bryan is Back and He got Fat
She came home yesterday when I was finishing my blog looking defeated. “Oh fuck,” I thought. But no. She got the job. She just doesn’t like it. Today is her first day. She described her boss like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Never saw the movie. But I get it. Meryl Streep was a…
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