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Slurpee Was a Horrible Choice and It Make Me Feel Horrible – Walking Under the Sun For Boring Pics – Tijuana Crime News Published
I’m so stupidly hungover for no real reason. I didn’t even drink that much, just the usual. I blame it all on a 7-eleven Slurpee. Yep. Slurpee was the wrong choice. The sugary drink and dehydration combined with beers later that night = a headache this morning. I’m going to lay down a while longer again.…
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Changed Up The Site A Bit – Work and Work Out (Need To Do Both More!) – That Rejection Still Hurts
Alright! I’ve been fucking with the internet for the past two hours while drinking COFFEE. I put a layer of the muddy shitty coffee before putting the expensive nice but weak coffee on top. The result is strong coffee with mild good taste. I did some minimal changes on this site. If you look up…
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Talking About The Photo Game With Can Gato Ibiza (My Brother) – Tons of Pictures of Food, Friends, Family, and More (Mom’s Birthday!) – No Celebrity Monday
It’s celebrity throwback Monday and I don’t give a fuck. I’m not posting a celebrity. Instead, here: I started clipping the magazines with my pictures. Soon the magazines will be in the trash so I don’t have to carry them around. Soon I’ll make an album with the clippings to make it look all tidy…
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Sunrise and Sunset iPhone Pics – Roommate is Home, Party Time! (Just Kidding, I Didn’t Do Much) – Mom’s Birthday Tomorrow
I don’t know where to start today. Coffee coffee coffee. That new expensive coffee I’m trying is okay in flavor, but not really strong. Maybe it’s because I’ve been drinking that cheap muddy strong coffee for a while now. But nah. I threw in a bunch of coffee beans, more than usual, ground the fuck out…
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Sick Again or Perhaps I Developed Allergies? – Local Tj Photo Projects (and More) – ACHOOOOOO!!!
Good morning word vomit of a blog! …. AND! …. I am fucking sick again. I got the sniffles all day yesterday. But I didn’t think much about it. It was just a bit of a nasal congestion. I felt okay. I did a longer and harder workout than what I’m used too (finally, 100…
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Happy Bday ‘Muricuh, Celebrating the 4th – Taking My Photography Game Seriously – Indeed Applying for Gigs
Happy birthday ‘muricuh! Facebook reminded me that I took pictures exactly one year ago. That’s the view from Norte Brewery and fireworks from San Diego. I expected Hong Kong to have fireworks but I don’t think they did. This time, I’m going to try from my rooftop. It would be great to go to ‘muricuh…
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MEH Feels – Foodie Weekend (Cine Tonalá and Oyster Porn) – Al Pacino and Giovani Ribisi
The feeling this morning is pretty meh. Girlfriend left very early because her job is switching her to France hours. I woke up at around 5 am but forced myself to sleep until 8 am. Bisho has been puking all over the place. It’s now 10 am and I don’t see where this week is…
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Great Day to End the Shitmonth – Del Cerro Politics and Gaslamp Party – Goodbye Sober Days
The calm after the storm. Or more like the great day after a shit week…. shit month Yep. Yesterday in San Diego went great. I crossed at the right time. Bus was there a minute after I crossed. Trolley ride went smoothly. I finally did some reading. And got to downtown with enough time to be…
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What a Real Shit Day (Figuratively At Least) – Pointless Uber, Broken Trolley, And Rejected Story – Roommate Get’s a Car And Brozo a Guitar
Oh boy! What a shit day I had. Hold up. I don’t have my coffee yet. Checking on my coffee! And fuck! The coffee maker was unplugged. No coffee still… Mmmm I’m smelling it now. Mmmm shitty coffee! Alright. Closing Reddit. Let’s do this. Starting to where I left off yesterday. Yep. The dude I…
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What a Desmother I Made (I’m Going to Miss the Game) – I’m Not an Alcoholic! Let’s Celebrate by Grabbing a Drink!- More Netflix Reviews (Like You Care)
Good morning word vomit! Let’s start this morning with a little bit of bad news: I won’t be able to watch the Mexico vs Germany game. Fuck me. Want some more bad news? I feel bad because I made a mess in the office. Well. It felt like that. I’m sure it’s fine. But I…
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A Very Shitty Morning – Bowling and Arcade Dancing – Celebrity Monday: Freida Pinto and Dev Patel
This is quite possibly my shittiest morning ever. Literally. The stomach flu is worse than I gave credit it for. And it’s disgusting. Avoiding details. But let’s just say I just lost a pair of underwear. Also. Quite possibly also lost my pajama pants. Sigh. I want coffee but I have no idea what to…
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Stupid Stomach Virus – Sleeping and Cleaning is What She Does! – Reddit Karma and Article 99% Done
Yep. I definitely have a stomach virus. It sucks. I woke up at 3 am because I felt like puking. It was a false alarm. I barely even had food yesterday. I’m too scared of eating. You can imagine what happens after I eat. I talked to my friend Pedro and he has a similar…
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Mexico to the Semis and This is a Gross Post – Octopus Tacos and Mamut Beers – Almost Done With Work (word!)
Yay! I’m 80% done with the article. Or so it feels. Of course, I’m not happy with it. But I’m never happy with any of my articles. My girlfriend read the very rough draft and she likes it. The article still has a lot of parts that just read EXPAND or FIX THIS PART or…
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Britney Post From Five Years Ago = Pretty Good – Slow Week No Photo Only Writing – Coffee IPAs
Alright. Let’s do this. This week was SLOW. With absolutely no photo missions and working fucking slow… this week has been nothing. I wanted to be done with the complete rough draft for today. I actually told myself I wouldn’t word vomit until I was done working for a bit. I didn’t. Just binged on…
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Confederations Cup Mornings – From Sushi to Pesto Pasta and a Shitty Movie – Parents
Soccer soccer soccer! Did you guys watch that Mexico vs New Zealand yesterday?! Circus circus circus! What a fucking shit show. It was as if a cocky teenager was about to play FIFA (or insert soccer game here) against a kid that has barely played a video game in their life. The teenager, full of…
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Other Matt (Furlong) is in Tj – More Sushi by Babe and Tonight Pesto Pasta – New Gig: Downtown Craft Beer Map
Mateo..! Suarez.. ! Mateo.. I heard someone screaming my name just as I was waking up. It was Matthew Furlong, the other Matthew in Tijuana. There’s probably way more. Matthew is too much of a common name. He texted me early in the morning asking if he could crash here. I plan on replying a bit…
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Working at Midnight While Girlfriend Sleeps – We Should Open a Sushi Restaurant – PRETTY PICTURES
My girlfriend is asleep right now and I’m wearing headphones and typing this stupid shit around 11:04 pm. She has been sleeping for over an hour, so I’m pretty sure she’s fast asleep. Or at least I hope. She begged me to go to bed with her though I wasn’t at all tired. So I…
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The Adventures of Dani and Dani – A Childhood Friend and Memories – Random Picture of Billy Crystal
Alright. Back at it. Fucking Monday. Yep. I skipped yesterday! I have guests! And I had to entertain! Guests are still here. One snoozes on the couch, the other in my roommate’s bedroom (sorry roommie). They are on their way to California to do a seasonal job. A job that I want to do. You…
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Netflix, Failed Night, and Chill – Seal of Approval: Blue Jasmine and El Oasis – Reddit Global Meet Up Today And Party All Night!
Hmmm… Let’s see. It’s Saturday. When I started the daily word vomit, I should have really thought about the weekend as resting time. But my days didn’t mean weekend back then. They just meant days. Every day was just a day. Every night was just another night. Now I feel old. My Instagram boyfriend came…
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Meeting Little Boy and Unexpected Adventures – Finally Inspired…? – Commercial Photography Talk
My body is sore as if I had worked out. I didn’t. I just walked a lot under the hot sun it what has been one of the hottest days all year. And only did morning push-ups but didn’t come close to 100 (I think I did 40). And it feels good. Took pictures all…
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Time to Adult – Downtown San Diego All Day – Who Wants to go Camping?!
Alright! Time to adult! Hold on. Let me get check Reddit for the next 30 minutes or more. Spotify has the worst fucking commercials. “Para ti, que solo tomas mocha con espuma y leche de soya.” No. That’s not fucking me at all. Seriously? They think hipsters are so damn fucking easy. Or I don’t know…
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Pocho Millenial Bukowski – Oysters, Tacos, Beers… a Lot of Beers – Look at me Go!
David the neighbor is here. He left his apartment for a job interview and locked himself out. I threw him the keys to the apartment and now he hangs out on the couch internetting. We’re going to get tacos de birria in a while. He interrupted me when I was about to make some breakfast… I…
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No Internet and Telnor Scam – E3 Nerdiness – Fuck This Shit
Hah! Fuck this shit! I had already written around 500 words of word vomit on my iPhone, then I wanted to upload pictures of the one time I went to E3, and fucker crashed. It wasn’t saved in drafts. Everything went to shit. Fuck this shit. —- I just hit save draft just in case.…
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My Girlfriend Spams Me – Reading All About Korn – Munky is Today’s Celebrity Monday
My girlfriend started spamming everyone she has on Facebook messenger yesterday while we were out and about. I have no idea why she was doing it and told her to stop. She sent a picture of the sushi she had that I posted on the Tijuana Adventure page. This one: Her reasoning: She hasn’t talked…
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Flopping Fishies – The Best Sushi in Tijuana (so far) – MEX vs USA, Nelson?
Well… I’ll be damned! Them fishies appeared! I didn’t they think were going too… but we went to Playas de Tijuana at around 10:30 pm and there they were. Flopping around all over the beach. I’ve been living in California for over 10 years… This is the first time I knew about grunion fish. I’m…
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