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Meeting Little Boy and Unexpected Adventures – Finally Inspired…? – Commercial Photography Talk
My body is sore as if I had worked out. I didn’t. I just walked a lot under the hot sun it what has been one of the hottest days all year. And only did morning push-ups but didn’t come close to 100 (I think I did 40). And it feels good. Took pictures all…
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Time to Adult – Downtown San Diego All Day – Who Wants to go Camping?!
Alright! Time to adult! Hold on. Let me get check Reddit for the next 30 minutes or more. Spotify has the worst fucking commercials. “Para ti, que solo tomas mocha con espuma y leche de soya.” No. That’s not fucking me at all. Seriously? They think hipsters are so damn fucking easy. Or I don’t know…
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Pocho Millenial Bukowski – Oysters, Tacos, Beers… a Lot of Beers – Look at me Go!
David the neighbor is here. He left his apartment for a job interview and locked himself out. I threw him the keys to the apartment and now he hangs out on the couch internetting. We’re going to get tacos de birria in a while. He interrupted me when I was about to make some breakfast… I…
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No Internet and Telnor Scam – E3 Nerdiness – Fuck This Shit
Hah! Fuck this shit! I had already written around 500 words of word vomit on my iPhone, then I wanted to upload pictures of the one time I went to E3, and fucker crashed. It wasn’t saved in drafts. Everything went to shit. Fuck this shit. —- I just hit save draft just in case.…
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My Girlfriend Spams Me – Reading All About Korn – Munky is Today’s Celebrity Monday
My girlfriend started spamming everyone she has on Facebook messenger yesterday while we were out and about. I have no idea why she was doing it and told her to stop. She sent a picture of the sushi she had that I posted on the Tijuana Adventure page. This one: Her reasoning: She hasn’t talked…
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Flopping Fishies – The Best Sushi in Tijuana (so far) – MEX vs USA, Nelson?
Well… I’ll be damned! Them fishies appeared! I didn’t they think were going too… but we went to Playas de Tijuana at around 10:30 pm and there they were. Flopping around all over the beach. I’ve been living in California for over 10 years… This is the first time I knew about grunion fish. I’m…
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121 Days and Counting – 150,000 Words of Epic Nothing – Bizarre Cheap Burger & Beer Town
“We haven’t been in this bar for a while,” said my girlfriend last night…. Yep. It feels like it has been years… It’s been 121 days since we met. And consequentially, fallen in love, and moved in together. That’s like 4 months. 1/3 of the year. I’m still confused on how it happened. I feel…
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InKoPah Concert and Camping – Tons and Tons of Long Exposures and Light Painting Pictures – No Celebrity Monday
Oh. Look. So weird. I took shit tons of pictures! They are not in order because Imgur fucks up the order and there are 123 pictures to organize. So I’m not doing that. I guess 123 is way too many. I shot 235 and edited to 123… that’s still too many. Couldn’t help it. It…
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Work Drama, TJ Adventure Day Tour, and First Concert of the Year – Delta Sleep (Math Rock) Were Amazing – Now, More Concerts and Camping
It’s been a weird morning already and it’s not even 8 am. I got a call from a girl I barely know through Facebook messenger. She told me she was outside my apartment building and wanted to get in. WEIRD. Here’s the thing… apparently, she was getting a ride home, but her ride crashed the…
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King Creep – Piano Men Cover Photo – I Should Quit This
I take pictures when you are not watching. One time, I followed pregnant women for a week because she supposedly was carrying John Cusack’s baby. The first two days, nothing happened. She just went to a drive thru. No pictures. The third day, I got pictures of her in the bookstore. The fourth day, she…
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My Instagram Boyfriend (Man Date) – Shooting with Housewrecker – A Day In The Border City and a Long Photography Rant
Bryan beware. I’m going to talk a bunch about photography in this post. Amateurs beware. It’s going to be a lot of ranting about photography and you won’t learn much because I’m just an okay photographer. Alright. Let’s get to it. Bam! Album starts with pictures of food. There is a reason for that. I’m…
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Vivid Nightmares Make for An Odd Morning (Reason Enough to Skip the Blog) – Ghetto Karaoke Party – Craft Beer Talk and Tijuana Adventure Update
I skipped my blog yesterday. I woke up feeling weird, sad, and shitty. I had very intense, vibrant, weird, scary dreams. The only one I remember with somewhat of a detail. There was a shooting in some bar, a lot of people died, I watched hidden under a table. Then the guys… guys? I don’t…
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Addicted to Candy Crush – Girlfriend is Dead (Clickbait Worked) – Slow Days Means I’m Depressed
I’m addicted to Candy Crush. I can’t stop playing. I woke up at 4:22 am to play Candy Crush…. Except it’s not Candy Crush. It’s the Jeopardy World Tour mobile app. It’s fucking great. Not a true Jeopardy because… well… it’s a mobile app. So it’s like Candy Crush and Jeopardy. It’s colorful. It’s addicting.…
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I Cheated On My Girlfriend – Money Is Scarce, Have to Write – This is Post #300
I just cheated on my girlfriend. Everyone is probably like, “oh stop it with your shitty clickbait.” But I did. She’s doing errands for the job that she is getting. She is probably getting the job, right? I mean… why would they make her do all this shit and at the end be like “no…
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Blog Paid: Word Vomit for Another Year – No Photo Missions, So Writing It Is – New Shower Curtain!!!
My girlfriend is at a job interview right now. It’s freaking far. And it doesn’t look like it would pay much. So maybe it wasn’t even worth it. We’ll see how it goes. If it pays good enough, it might be a better choice. But she’s excited for the other job that she most likely…
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Shit Post #297… Close to 300! – SD Photo Mission Complete and Getting Hit On By a Gay Black Guy – Beer Reviews Don’t Attract Visitors
The number of visitors on my blog are down. It’s not like I care much. I will continue to word vomit until something makes me stop. I wonder when that will be. I’m trying to reach the end of the year word vomiting daily and then see how I feel (it’s been less than a…
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I’m Cletus From the Simpsons… According To The Baseball Stadium’s Giant Screen – Another Great and Successful Tour
Woke up hungover. It’s sort of fixed. Yesterday was a blast. My legs were hurting real bad from bowling. They still hurt. The clients arrived earlier than the hour they said. We were supposed to meet at 10 am. I messaged them at 9:30 am to see where they were at… they were already at…
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Drunken Grinch Birthday – Taco Issue is Out! Tons of Taco Pictures! – Letters About My Massage Article
Of course I was a Grinch for my birthday. My mom told me not to grinch it. I grinched it. I mean… it was a fucking Tuesday. What did you expect? My birthday celebration was supposedly going to be Tacotopia on Saturday. But I had to work that weekend and I’m happy I did. Money…
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Skipped My Blog For Two Days Because Work and Lazy – Birthday Boy Got To Work – B.J. Novak in Tijuana (Bonus: Mindy Kaling)
I skipped my blog for two days. That’s the first time that I skipped two days in the same week. I skipped Friday (though I wrote it on Friday and published on Saturday morning). That makes it a total of 10 skips (I believe… let’s say 10). Saturday was understandably way busier than Friday (for…
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Roles Reversed (I Work, She Sleeps) – Gator by The Bay Paid Event – Two Posts Today, Busy All Day
Well… I’ve been sitting for more than an hour doing absolutely nothing and hoping I will get paid for this. Andy told me to be here between 9-10 am. I got here at 9 am. Nothing is happening. And I forgot my phone’s extra battery. Phone is already at 70%. Haven’t even opened Pokémon Go,…
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Back to Taking Hundreds of Pictures Daily – Girlfriend Quit Her Job (She Couldn’t Be Happier) – I Have Two Whiteboards and Many Missions
My girlfriend went to work this morning at her usual time. She went casual. No need to look super godínez. Before I woke up… she was already back. She quit her job. I haven’t seen her this happy in a while. She’s already looking for another job and I trust that she will get a…
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Yep! It’s Mother’s Day! Everyone Post Pics of Your Mother! – Taking Pictures of Tacos Because It’s My Gig Now and I Got Published Three Times! – Bored Then Really Drunk, Didn’t See My Girlfriend At All Yesterday Which Made Me Sad
There is too much in my mind. And when I have a lot in mind, the word vomit tends to be shitty. So beware, this is going to be shitty. It’s Mother’s Day. For starters, happy Mother’s day to all them mothers… BUT ESPECIALLY TO MINE BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST MOM EVER (says everyone,…
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Girlfriend Wakes Me Up And I Tell Her The Shittiest Joke – Shooting the Adventures of K-Wamo and Chris – Hipster Pictures with a 1960’s Seagull TLR Medium Format Film Camera
I swear that my girlfriend’s favorite activity is to not let me sleep. She woke up at around 5 a.m. stressed because she is worried she is going to get fired. And bugged me. Didn’t let me sleep. The shittiest joke in the world occurred to me. She told me she couldn’t sleep because of…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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Whores for Four and a Kid’s Birthday Party – Multiple Service Provider – Canelo vs Chavez and Melt-Banana!
My life goes all crazy directions. One moment I’m at a kid’s birthday party, the next I’m in a brothel/strip club. My brother and his wife decided to have my little nephew’s party in a park in the middle of a fancy neighborhood far in Tijuana. Well… far for me. But it wasn’t really that…
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