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Stranger Things Reviewed – Hanging Out with Other Writers – Happiness in Loneliness
I skipped the blog yesterday. Oops. Wednesday I didn’t do anything but work and be sick. And then at night time… I watched… STRANGER THINGS. For the first time ever. And holy shit. What a dumbfuck I have been for not watching it before. Yep. I just started season 1. And I binged watch the…
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Girlfriend Packed Her Bags, Soon to Monterrey – Decision Made on Moving – Walked a Lot, Tacos, Beer, Pizza, Chess, Netflix, and Upstairs Party
My girlfriend is packing her bags. She’s leaving. On a jet plane. Should be back again, around the new year. I probably will go to Monterrey to visit her. And then come back with her together. To our new apartment. To a new year. Yesterday was that. A lot of walking while apartment hunting. Breakfast…
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Weird Dreams of a Mountain Top Waterpark – New Roommate, Moving Out Soon – My Uber Driver Hated Gays, Tongue Taco Not Related
I had a really weird dream that I was in a small mountain town that was also a water park and it also somehow had snow and acted like a ski-lodge. It was so remote that it had no cell phone signal. And to get there, you had to fly on a shitty plane that…
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250 Days Together Come to an End: Last Week Together – NFL, Vacation Pictures, Much Work – Dreams of Paris Hilton
SWOOP! Big swoop! Back to Tijuana and real life. Woke up to a million notifications after dreaming about Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky. They were running away from the paparazzi at LAX. I was just there returning for a flight but I also had my camera. So I started shooting her (Paris, Nicky who…
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Half Week Left, Vacation Mode Already On! – Word Vomit Coming to an End – CTM: Cindy Crawford
Alright, dude, you can do this! My girlfriend said she was going to work for this half week that we have left before OAXACA! She lied. She woke up early this morning and said, “I don’t want to go.” Or something like that. It was 4 am. I didn’t take notes. Point is, she decided…
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Imgur Front Page (Sort Of) – Gardening Today! (And Other Work) – Bar Nelson: It’s Been A While
Hah. A picture I posted on Imgur yesterday of my Chicken Fried Steak got popular. I didn’t even notice it yesterday when I posted… It is currently at: 1,474 points, 149 comments and 94,830 views. I just noticed right now because I was going through old pics and I saw a brunch that looked good…
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A Very Long Word Vomit, No Celebrity: Kimby and Odd Imitation Chad, New House Disappointment, and Seeing My Ex-Girlfriend at the Border – JOSPER! Shut the Fuck Up! – Work, Beer, San Diego and Otay Party, Drinks at a Gay Bar, Poop, and NFL
It’s odd to come back to this after skipping two days in a row. It’s like I forgot how to word vomit. I’m over thinking every sentence and I’m not sure how I manage to do it every day. I’m tired of it. That’s why I skipped it twice. It’s been almost the whole year…
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Odd Depressive Word Vomit – Soccer for the First Time All Year – I Play to Whine, I’m Aware I’m a Bitch
It’s 4:32 am and I’m depressed… My girlfriend just left for work in an Uber. She says she likes her job because she gets off work at 1 pm. But will get off work to come directly to bed and sleep…. She works so much… for so little. Oh well.. She’s quitting soon. I wished…
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Monterrey Girls Tour Tijuana – Oaxaca Shakes and the World Worlds – Character Stories and Work (Getting Published)
It’s weird to word vomit with guests in the house. More because they aren’t my guests, but my girlfriend’s. I don’t have the trust/confidence I usually do. And I can’t coffee coffee coffee workout. And it’s really early. Well… 9 am now. I woke up to an email canceling the one gig I had to…
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OB Cover Shot (and Inside Pictures) – Looking for Apartments or Houses (Moving this November) – Tijuana Chad is No More
This is post 395. I’m close to posting 400 entries. Crazy stuff. It has been confirmed. Chad is no longer Tijuana Chad. His stint in this city has come to an end. I’m sure he would still visit. But it will never be the same. The Rumble Fest kids are all married. Well, not technically.…
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Dead Body Outside the Apartment at Midnight – September Plans – Oaxaca in Exactly One Month (Still Need Bisho Sitter)
There was a dead body outside my apartment around midnight yesterday. I was about to go to bed after watching somewhat shitty stand-up comedy brought to you by Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias. Two Latinos. Gerry something and Rick something. I couldn’t make it all the way through in either of their specials. Both of them gave…
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From Tacotopia in Del Mar to Las Pulgas Till 3 AM – A Lot of Tacos, Betting Horse Races, and Hanging Out with Friends – Long Chapter (and No Celebrity)
ALRIGHTY HERE! It’s fucking 3:23 pm on a Monday. I didn’t do the Sunday word vomit and this one is really late. And no celebrity. No time. First… I did write a Sunday vomit. I wrote it in the trolley before Tacotopia. The plan was to finish it after Tacotopia…. It went something like this.…
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The End of An Era (Moving Out) – Madueño Review (And Awesome Beer to Go) – Burger Research Complete…?
It’s the end of an era. I got a job offer in San Diego that pays bigly. I need to be there for it. I’m moving out of Tijuana. Shit has been getting too crazy. I always wonder, when will it be me? Never been mugged or anything. And I’m always on the lookout for…
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Touring a Canadian Journalist (Reason I Skipped Yesterday) – I Didn’t Know About the Redbeard Cover – So Much Going On (And I Don’t Know What to Do)
I’m conflicted about today. And yes. I skipped the blog yesterday for a good reason. Right now, I wait for a journalist from NYC to call me to talk about a story she is looking to work on in late September. Let’s see what that is about. I fucking hate the phone. Alright. Emailed her…
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Enchiladas, Sangria, Weird Dreams, And Fight – Yesenia the Shirt Model – Throwback to High School (I Still Have the Shirt)
I woke up from strange dreams after a strange afternoon. Not once, but twice. The first one happened around 2 am. I was dreaming that I was vomiting. Not word vomiting. Actual vomiting. I woke up and I was virtually vomiting. So I ran to the sink and spat out all the gross taste I…
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A Dramatic Word Vomit – Girlfriend Rocky Future But Could be Wife – Editor Talks Shit About Me
There is a foul smell coming in through my balcony windows. My street in Tijuana is again filled with sewer water. It’s not horrible this time. It’s just smelly. Tijuana is always a mess. My website’s memory is 85% filled. So I’m either going to have to delete old posts/pictures or move shit around or…
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Cheesy Word Vomit for My Girlfriend’s Birthday – Yep. Cacti Was Her Present – Birthday Dinner and Drinks Tonight with Chef Oso
It’s my girlfriend’s birthday today! And I have a bunch of mix emotions. For starters, I hate my birthday. We all know this from… almost every birthday I’ve had. This doesn’t mean I hate her birthday, it just… birthdays are weird. I’m not even sure what to write. I keep thinking about that it needs…
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Lightworks Gets Robbed of Shoes and Tequila, Now They Nap in my Living Room – Zigtebra Will Be Here Soon – Published About Border and Taxis
Lightworks is already here. Fucker called me at 1:30 am to let me know he was coming from Ensenada. I was way asleep. I told him at around 4 am I’ll be up because my girlfriend gets up at that hour and I can let him in. Fucker didn’t come until 8:30 am. I spent…
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Zigtebra and Lightworks Double Show at Mous Tache!!! – Party Time with Friends from El Paso and Chicago – Weekend Looks Promising as Fuck
Woo! Friday pay day! And I got paid a bit more than I was excepting! Now, this should be my pay every two weeks and I’ll be happy. And it’s not enough. I wouldn’t be able to live in San Diego with this paycheck. But it is good in Tijuana and a good paycheck to…
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Mazunte in 2 Months, Girlfriend’s Birthday Soon, Weekend Now – Boring Post and Random Visitor Spike – Lethargic and Fighting It
My blog spiked with viewers yesterday. Actually, a single viewer. Well, more like 25 visitors and 156 clicks. One of those visitors read through a lot of my crap. And this morning it’s been 14 visitors and 47 views. Who is reading this crap? I’m not inspired at all. I was tired all of yesterday…
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Forced to Word Vomit by Choice – Marc’s Airbnb Pool Party – Getting Busier, Doing Nothing, Forcing Myself to Work
It’s a gray day. And Bisho has a flea. He doesn’t have fleas. He has a single flea. A week ago I saw one and killed it. Didn’t see any fleas again. I just saw one and the fucker escaped my clutches. I checked Bisho’s stomach and couldn’t find more fleas (which is where they usually…
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Taco Porn and Random Craft Beer Encounter – Pictures of Vicu Products in Casa Duhagón – Relax Today, Sunday Early Work
1 pm! And I’m just starting the word vomit. AHH!!! It’s a nice AHHHH…. I haven’t been this relaxed in quite some time. Coffee coffee coffee. Workout. I’m on my fourth cup. I already did some workout but need more. And I need to shower. Pictures are uploading. That’s all I’ve done this morning. Went…
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No Glamping but Mazunte, Oaxaca Soon – Astrophoto Workshop and Other Dreams – Shrimp/Octopus Tacos, Oysters, and Poke Delivery by Ancla Roja
Waking up at 6:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning sucks. It’s 9:41 a.m. and time has been still for those three hours. Coffee. TV. Internet. Coffee. Nothing else. Saturdays. You are not supposed to work. My girlfriend is at work. I don’t have much to do. The dude I want to interview is not there…
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Frustrated and Full of Hate – Cover Photo and Gaslamp Party Shots – Photography Portfolios
I’ve been frustrated over nothing which has been resulting in really weird dreams. Or I’ve been having really weird dreams thus I have been frustrated over nothing. I’m not sure. But I woke up several times at night feeling out of place, moved from bed to couch, from couch to bed, back and forth. And…
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Necromancer Time with Cousin – More Foodporn for Tijuana Adventure (but no tours) – Schedule Continues to be Fucky
1:21 pm! I’m barely even starting my day. Oh yeah. I’m not working. So I can later complain about how I’m not working. I bought the new character for Diablo III yesterday… and that quickly, I fell into D3 addiction. Tomorrow, I have an important photo shoot in the afternoon. Let’s see how that goes.…
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