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Click Bait Title Work – Sorry, We Did Not Break Up – In San Diego Wasting My Day
Well… Starting my day already in bad shape. I got on the wrong bus, sort of knew it and still did it. Now I am waiting for the trolley on Iris Station, typing on my iPad. It smells strongly of a cheap hot dog. The remnants of a 7-eleven big bite are nearby. The garbage…
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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me – Slow Morning – And No Car
I don’t know what happened. I thought we were fine. Yesterday she woke up to go to work. Like always we cuddled a bit before she jumped in the shower. Then she kissed me goodbye, and I passed out for an extra hour or two like I always do. I didn’t hear from her all…
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Pretty People and Creepy Twins at a Throwback LA Party – World is a Real Shit – Mila Jovovich
We both woke up thinking the same thing. Board games. I had dreams about controlling the yellow army on Risk. We couldn’t even finish the game of Risk. It was getting too long and ridiculous. The yellow army basically was left untouched, and I guess that carried into my dreams of world domination by controlling…
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Scrabble, Jenga, Risk, and even Magic the Gathering – Gallos Lost, I lost – Oysters Time
She became Scrabble obsessed. I created a monster. Yesterday she didn’t want to stop playing. I had to drag her out of the house. Mostly because I wanted to place a bet on Gallos winning against America. Odds were paying well. But I made it a minute late and couldn’t place a bet. We went…
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I Need My Own Car – Press Pass Mother Fucker! – Swearing for Fuck’s Sake
The more I work, the less time I have to write stupid shit on this blog. I woke up early today again to go to UCSD. I borrowed my brother’s car again and this time drove across the border by myself. For some reason I was nervous. First time crossing the border while driving a…
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Back to School … and I’m Old – Fucking Parking Ticket – Late Night Word Vomit
That’s Bisho at 7:14 am. This is a weird word vomit. I started with a picture. Because why not. It’s also 10:23 pm as I start this, not the usual 10:23 am. I don’t have coffee. I have sweet and salty trail mix from Trader Joe’s and water. I wished I had coffee. But it’s…
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I’m Moving to Riverside to MAGA – Got the Master Sword – UCSD All Day Tomorrow
I woke up with an itch to rant. So… sit back, fasten your seatbelts, and relax baby. This is going to get stupid (like always). It’s Wednesday. That means the new cover story comes out on the Reader. It also means that Letters to the Reader come in. And it is one of my favorite…
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Lasagna for Breakfast – Paid Photo Mission #2 – Getting More Busy (Duh… Busier!)
I don’t have much time to word vomit this morning. Adulting is getting serious and my calendar starts to get more packed. I have to run in less than 30 minutes to meet another writer to do some photographs for his story. It’s pay request Tuesday. And pay request I did. I woke up before…
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iPhone Went for a Swim – Sunday Cocktails and Cheese – Harold Ramis
iPhone got water damaged. Not my iPhone. I am usually really good at taking care of my stuff. My girlfriend, again, broke her iPhone. It’s not even hers. It’s from work. She might get fired for this, but I doubt it. She woke up very worried about it at around 4:45 am. Her iPhone went…
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Eating Meatsies for David’s Birthday – Stupid Thoughts About Men and Women – Start Already Sunday!
My computer is running extra slow today. It got restarted yesterday over some stuff that had to be installed. I just said, “do it at night computer.” Wake up, and it is painstakingly slow. It’s getting there. It’s like still waking up. I need to dump everything in my hard-drive and clean this fucker. It’s…
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Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit
“You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…
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Somewhat Nervous to Adult – A&E Show? – Quitting Zelda
Again I woke up before dawn. This time it was the new gig that woke me up. I’m not totally nervous about the work, I will eventually have to do it. I’m nervous about doing adult stuff that comes with it. I’ve literally haven’t driven in the US in the past 5 years. I’m nervous…
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Rijiuuuuu!! – Everything Goes Fine, Except I can’t Write – Oh Yeah, I Cooked
Rijiuuuuuuuu!!! I haven’t thought of that word in years. I was happy dancing and saying RIJIUUUUU yesterday. Rijiu, definition by my friend Juliu who I haven’t seen in more than half a decade. Rijiu = the best word in the world for when you have the best feeling in the world. Rijiu is pure joy. And to…
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Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet
Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…
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Reddit Success (kinda)! – I’m a Shitty Boyfriend – Maybe. I Have No Idea.
The album of pics of beisbol and mostly cheerleaders in the stadium had some Reddit success! In a subreddit which I have never posted before (in /r/baseball). /r/Tijuana did okay. In /r/Mexico I got downvoted heavily, and then somewhat recovered. I got called out for the creepshots. And it’s fine. First time using a long…
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1,100 Pictures – Beer, BBQ, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Mascots, Fireworks, Shit Band, Non-Sense
I took a massively 1,100 pictures last night. I guess this is nothing. I used to shoot over 2,000 frames a day. But by the end of the day, (or throughout the day) I would just select pics, and send it to the office. Editing was on the editors. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. Choose. Send. And…
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Beisbol Today – My Twitter Account Got Hacked – Ska Show at Night!?
I’ve been waking up in the middle of a night with a cough and congested nose. This time was around 3 am. Went into the bathroom to spit. And I spat out fragments of mucus and blood. This has been going on for over a week. I’m not really sick, and it’s more grotesque than…
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Reminder, No Pay Request – Feeling Worthless Yet Amazing Girlfriend – Link Crossdresses
Reminder. There is no pay request. I feel worthless/useless. And a tad sick. Not productive. I have no desire to work. And I haven’t been at all. Today is pay request Tuesday. I sent a reminder that I have two stories pending that they already paid. But no pay request. Because Zelda has been rendering…
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The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price
OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…
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Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog
I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…
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I’m a Little Kid That Plays Zelda All Day and All Night – Michelada Gose Beer – Sore Throat and a Tour
I have a tour tomorrow, and I just got a sore throat last night. It will be my only source of income this week. All I’ve been doing is play Zelda and eating and drinking with my girlfriend. Money goes by quick when you aren’t making any and just living with some luck. Tour is…
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Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania
I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…
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Gateway Between Worlds – Border Crossers Cover is Here – Doing Zelda Old School
Cover is here! Click on the picture for the story. Or click here. OR HERE. OR GODDAMN FUCKING HERE! Guh. Student loans are bothering me. I have to renew my deferment thingy. I knew it was by the end of March but forgot. And here we are. Sorry loans. Still can’t afford to repay you right…
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Monday Acted like a Drunken Sunday – San Diego for Cover Tomorrow – Zelda Nerd Talk
Well… the week is supposed to start now. Monday that acted like a Sunday was great. The restaurant that my girlfriend wanted to go was packed to the brim yesterday at noon. It was more than an hour wait. And it’s probably not even good. But it looks nice and clean, and that’s what she…
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Water Back and Weekend Continues – Cover Story Soon – Joan Rivers
My girlfriend has the day off this Monday. It’s apparently a holiday in Mexico. The birth of Benito Juárez and the first day of spring. The first day of spring is not today. It’s tomorrow. Benito Juárez wasn’t born today. It was tomorrow. Mexicans just like to pepper holidays whenever they feel like it. So…
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