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Eating Meatsies for David’s Birthday – Stupid Thoughts About Men and Women – Start Already Sunday!
My computer is running extra slow today. It got restarted yesterday over some stuff that had to be installed. I just said, “do it at night computer.” Wake up, and it is painstakingly slow. It’s getting there. It’s like still waking up. I need to dump everything in my hard-drive and clean this fucker. It’s…
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Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit
“You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…
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First Day of Adulting – Highway Driving – Pretend to be Andy
I thought I wouldn’t have time to word vomit this morning, but I made it quite early to the gig. My brother picked me up shortly after 7:30 am, we crossed the border, went to his work building, then I got his car. I am typing this on my iPad and it’s not as smooth…
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Somewhat Nervous to Adult – A&E Show? – Quitting Zelda
Again I woke up before dawn. This time it was the new gig that woke me up. I’m not totally nervous about the work, I will eventually have to do it. I’m nervous about doing adult stuff that comes with it. I’ve literally haven’t driven in the US in the past 5 years. I’m nervous…
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Rijiuuuuu!! – Everything Goes Fine, Except I can’t Write – Oh Yeah, I Cooked
Rijiuuuuuuuu!!! I haven’t thought of that word in years. I was happy dancing and saying RIJIUUUUU yesterday. Rijiu, definition by my friend Juliu who I haven’t seen in more than half a decade. Rijiu = the best word in the world for when you have the best feeling in the world. Rijiu is pure joy. And to…
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Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet
Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…
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1,100 Pictures – Beer, BBQ, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Mascots, Fireworks, Shit Band, Non-Sense
I took a massively 1,100 pictures last night. I guess this is nothing. I used to shoot over 2,000 frames a day. But by the end of the day, (or throughout the day) I would just select pics, and send it to the office. Editing was on the editors. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. Choose. Send. And…
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Beisbol Today – My Twitter Account Got Hacked – Ska Show at Night!?
I’ve been waking up in the middle of a night with a cough and congested nose. This time was around 3 am. Went into the bathroom to spit. And I spat out fragments of mucus and blood. This has been going on for over a week. I’m not really sick, and it’s more grotesque than…
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Toros Baseball Press Conference – Or Shitty Runway – Thanks Bryan
Bryan is here. He is in the living room hanging out and listening to Death Grips. It’s the first time he hears Death Grips. He is pretty blown away. But I… Well… I gotta post in my blog like always. I woke up at a normal time for the first time in a while. Around…
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The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price
OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…
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Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania
I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…
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Gateway Between Worlds – Border Crossers Cover is Here – Doing Zelda Old School
Cover is here! Click on the picture for the story. Or click here. OR HERE. OR GODDAMN FUCKING HERE! Guh. Student loans are bothering me. I have to renew my deferment thingy. I knew it was by the end of March but forgot. And here we are. Sorry loans. Still can’t afford to repay you right…
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No Water Smelly Tijuana – Missed my DSLR – Girlfriend Ruins her Arrival
Fucking fuck. There’s no water in the apartment. There’s hasn’t been water since yesterday. There is no water all over downtown. Establishments are having water problems, especially bars. Downtown Tijuana is going to extra smelly if the fuckers over at CESPT don’t fix this soon. This is fucked up. It was supposedly going to be…
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Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher
It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…
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Zona Norte Drama This Lovely Morning – Catching Up At Nelson – USA Today
A lovely morning sun shined heavily through my large balcony windows in my cheap Tijuana apartment. Roommate is gone. Girlfriend is gone. Bisho was sunbathing and stretching happily on the foot of my bed. California weather is back. I don’t mind the cold showers again. I opened the sliding doors to enjoy some morning sun, and…
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Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine
She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…
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Under La Botarga, A Dr. Simi Story – Anthony’s Pt. 2 – Nothing and Tennis Maybe?!
Under La Botarga Exploring the Plushy Dungeons of Zona Norte “It gets hot and uncomfortable, but I deal with it,” comments Patricio Herman Dominguez, also known as Dr. Simi. Patricio comes from the humble town of Houses of Saint Cristobal in Chiapas, Guatemala. “I’ve always dreamed to be a botarga,” continues Patricio. “I went to…
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License is Here – Nothing to Pitch – Depression, Cover Story, and a Girlfriend
I’ve been waking up late. And then I get depressed. Not sure if depressed because waking up late. Or waking up late because of depressed. There. I made a meme about it. In reality, its lack of work. Because life is good. I have an amazing girlfriend that I love. Who is at work right now.…
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Overwhelming Dreams and Thoughts – Cover Story Soon – Top 5 Sushis in Los Angeles (2010 era)
I had way too many dreams. Cool dreams. Some cool nightmares. Nightmares were silly, because I think it was a video game. I was controlling a tank that was very similar to the Star Fox Landmaster. I had to zig-zag between giant pillars that had hundreds of massive cockroaches entangled on a spider web. The idea…
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Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman
This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…
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PayDay and Cover Story! – Nintendo Switch, Shit, March Already – Still Sick….
I just spent my first hour of the morning looking at reviews of the new Nintendo Switch. Shit. It’s March already. It’s been March for a couple of days. I still feel a bit sick. Today is pay day. I’m getting a cover soon. There. Blog post done. Kidding. I could rant about Trump forever.…
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Great Day and Bad Day – Double Cuddles – DMV Time
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK A VERY LARGE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK TODAY! I have to go to the DMV. As in soon. Shower. No push-ups. No breakfast. Some coffee. And I am out. I have 18 minutes to complete this blog post. Let’s see how it goes. I had a great day yesterday. I was working, when I decided fuck it,…
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Published! – No More Rain, So Much Sleep – My Annoying Girlfriend
Hey. I finally got published. Some dude that always comments in my articles something negative about Tijuana commented in my article something negative about Tijuana. Click the screen cap to go to article. OR CLICK HERE. My roommate also got published about a party we went too. Click on the screen cap to go to…
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Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm
Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…
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Saturday with Brozo – More Little Planet Photo – Sunday Brunch Time
It’s Sunday! Aka Dormingo in Spanish. Yes. The extra r is on purpose. As in Dormingo for dormir. Get it? No? Okay. This will be a short shitty post because it’s Sunday and I have to go eat brunch with mah babe and her girlfriend. Brozo. Dan. Radio DJ of 94.9. Freelance videographer. Friend. Dude.…
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