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Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it…
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Strikes and Holes in One – Baseball Tour Time – Cover Photo and Amazing Breakfast
After all the Grinchiness wash away with booze, it felt like a normal Wednesday. Except a number changed. I’m no longer 30. But 31. That’s the only real change. The rest is still the same. No desire to do writing work. Just want to take pictures. My photo missions aren’t until the weekend. Let’s see…
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Drunken Grinch Birthday – Taco Issue is Out! Tons of Taco Pictures! – Letters About My Massage Article
Of course I was a Grinch for my birthday. My mom told me not to grinch it. I grinched it. I mean… it was a fucking Tuesday. What did you expect? My birthday celebration was supposedly going to be Tacotopia on Saturday. But I had to work that weekend and I’m happy I did. Money…
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Skipped My Blog For Two Days Because Work and Lazy – Birthday Boy Got To Work – B.J. Novak in Tijuana (Bonus: Mindy Kaling)
I skipped my blog for two days. That’s the first time that I skipped two days in the same week. I skipped Friday (though I wrote it on Friday and published on Saturday morning). That makes it a total of 10 skips (I believe… let’s say 10). Saturday was understandably way busier than Friday (for…
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Roles Reversed (I Work, She Sleeps) – Gator by The Bay Paid Event – Two Posts Today, Busy All Day
Well… I’ve been sitting for more than an hour doing absolutely nothing and hoping I will get paid for this. Andy told me to be here between 9-10 am. I got here at 9 am. Nothing is happening. And I forgot my phone’s extra battery. Phone is already at 70%. Haven’t even opened Pokémon Go,…
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Back to Taking Hundreds of Pictures Daily – Girlfriend Quit Her Job (She Couldn’t Be Happier) – I Have Two Whiteboards and Many Missions
My girlfriend went to work this morning at her usual time. She went casual. No need to look super godínez. Before I woke up… she was already back. She quit her job. I haven’t seen her this happy in a while. She’s already looking for another job and I trust that she will get a…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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It’s May – Nephew Turns 3 Today, I Turn 31 Soon – Busy The Next Three Days (and All of May)
I woke up at 3ish am and couldn’t go back to sleep. So naturally, I played Zelda. Ran around everywhere for a while finding Korok Seeds and marking spots where Korok Seeds are, but I couldn’t figure out the riddle. There are many shrines and seeds to go still… and only one memory. I fell…
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Broken Gear – High School Drawings – Work, Write, Pictures!
This is one of the most painful things I’ve seen in a while. That’s not my gear. It belongs to Ryan Fu who amazingly still works as a paparazzi. He is one of the few that keeps at it. We rarely shot together, but I hung out with him at some pap parties. He is…
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Swell Time I’m Almost 31 – 4/20 Celebration Dumbfuckery – Too Many Car Options
Here we go! Another day. Another word vomit. It feels like a Saturday. Alas, it is not. Ok. Getting way too distracted with Reddit, looking for cars, and reading articles. I have work to do…? Question mark? Haven’t had breakfast yet either. This day is going slow, and I’m doing nothing. Let’s change that. First…
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My Life in Magazines (Again) – I Walked Shit Tons – And Tons and Tons and Tons of Pictures
I had to edit yesterday’s post because posting on iPad sucks. I looked at the text and it looked all fucky. Dislike. Yesterday after Krakatoa cafe and breakfast sandwich, and abandoning the blog, the day was pretty fantastic. I did shit tons of walking. Probably like 8 miles of walking or more. Pokémon Go does…
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Click Bait Title Work – Sorry, We Did Not Break Up – In San Diego Wasting My Day
Well… Starting my day already in bad shape. I got on the wrong bus, sort of knew it and still did it. Now I am waiting for the trolley on Iris Station, typing on my iPad. It smells strongly of a cheap hot dog. The remnants of a 7-eleven big bite are nearby. The garbage…
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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me – Slow Morning – And No Car
I don’t know what happened. I thought we were fine. Yesterday she woke up to go to work. Like always we cuddled a bit before she jumped in the shower. Then she kissed me goodbye, and I passed out for an extra hour or two like I always do. I didn’t hear from her all…
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Back to School … and I’m Old – Fucking Parking Ticket – Late Night Word Vomit
That’s Bisho at 7:14 am. This is a weird word vomit. I started with a picture. Because why not. It’s also 10:23 pm as I start this, not the usual 10:23 am. I don’t have coffee. I have sweet and salty trail mix from Trader Joe’s and water. I wished I had coffee. But it’s…
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I’m Moving to Riverside to MAGA – Got the Master Sword – UCSD All Day Tomorrow
I woke up with an itch to rant. So… sit back, fasten your seatbelts, and relax baby. This is going to get stupid (like always). It’s Wednesday. That means the new cover story comes out on the Reader. It also means that Letters to the Reader come in. And it is one of my favorite…
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Lasagna for Breakfast – Paid Photo Mission #2 – Getting More Busy (Duh… Busier!)
I don’t have much time to word vomit this morning. Adulting is getting serious and my calendar starts to get more packed. I have to run in less than 30 minutes to meet another writer to do some photographs for his story. It’s pay request Tuesday. And pay request I did. I woke up before…
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Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit
“You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…
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1,100 Pictures – Beer, BBQ, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Mascots, Fireworks, Shit Band, Non-Sense
I took a massively 1,100 pictures last night. I guess this is nothing. I used to shoot over 2,000 frames a day. But by the end of the day, (or throughout the day) I would just select pics, and send it to the office. Editing was on the editors. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. Choose. Send. And…
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Fuck You CESPT (No Water Stil) – Shower Curtain Improvement – Teak’s Art
Fuck you CESPT (water services) in Tijuana. This is ridiculous. You were supposed to shut the water down for a day for repairs. It’s been three days. There is absolutely no running water. Not even a drip. Not in my apartment. Not anywhere in almost all of downtown Tijuana and a few other areas. Bars…
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Published! – No More Rain, So Much Sleep – My Annoying Girlfriend
Hey. I finally got published. Some dude that always comments in my articles something negative about Tijuana commented in my article something negative about Tijuana. Click the screen cap to go to article. OR CLICK HERE. My roommate also got published about a party we went too. Click on the screen cap to go to…
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Saturday with Brozo – More Little Planet Photo – Sunday Brunch Time
It’s Sunday! Aka Dormingo in Spanish. Yes. The extra r is on purpose. As in Dormingo for dormir. Get it? No? Okay. This will be a short shitty post because it’s Sunday and I have to go eat brunch with mah babe and her girlfriend. Brozo. Dan. Radio DJ of 94.9. Freelance videographer. Friend. Dude.…
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Fuck Twitter and Trump – REDDIT OBSESSED – 3 Weeks Together and Only One Issue
My Twitter feed is bullshit. Here. Follow my bullshit. Lately I’ve been obsessing with reading Trump’s tweets. It took Trump for me to start giving a shit about Twitter. Reading about him on Reddit is not enough. Reading dozens of articles a day is not enough. Watching the news is not enough. And by news…
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Queries Accepted = Work Time – Bus Ride + Interview – Pokémon Go Addict
“Hey babe, mind walking with me to go get a Pokémon?” I never thought I would utter these words to a girl, until last night. There was an Ursaring in the park and I was curious to go catch it. Yep. My girlfriend said yes and we went to the park to catch me a fucking Pokémon.…
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This Is Us – Settling into Routine – Roommate Offended a Snowflake, Crickets Published
This is us: Picture by Reader Andy at KoMe (Korean Tacos) I like us. She makes me happy. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s my happy face. My Valentines’ gift for her was a fail. She told me she couldn’t find her headphones. She never told me that she found them after all. So I bought…
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Cake Day, Wedding Days, Tour Days!!! – She Got The Job – Bryan is Back and He got Fat
She came home yesterday when I was finishing my blog looking defeated. “Oh fuck,” I thought. But no. She got the job. She just doesn’t like it. Today is her first day. She described her boss like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Never saw the movie. But I get it. Meryl Streep was a…
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