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Swoop! Back to Reality – Paparazzo Me vs Now Me (Strange) – Gwen Stefani + Gavin Rossdale (and Kids)
Swoop! Back to reality! Girlfriend is at work. She went to bed before 7 pm. She woke up at 5 am to go to work. I went to bed at around 9:45 pm and woke up at 2:30 am and didn’t get great sleep. Finally got out of bed at 9 am. And swoop! Back…
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A Great Sunday of Bowling, Beisbol, and David the Neighbor Going Away Party (sad!) – Eclipse Vomit – Throwback Celebrity Monday is Zooey Deschanel!
The eclipse is supposed to be going on right now. I already looked at the sun twice and my eyes hurt. So fuck doing it again. Nope. I didn’t buy them special glasses. If I’m blinded. You know why it was. Because I’m dumb. Coffee coffee coffee. David, the neighbor, just showered in the apartment…
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Pot Brownies and Vodka Pasta – Jurassic World Movie Review – Celebrity Throwback: Bryce Dallas Howard
Monday, the middle of August and two-thirds done with the year. I wake up a little bit depressed and not sure why. It is probably my lack of productivity and the lack of desire to do anything about it. I was supposed to work on the weekend and I forgot about it. Didn’t get the…
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Lunch with a Millionaire – Hanging Out with my Cousin from Guadalajara – CThM Anne Hathaway
Alright! Monday! YEAH!! Time to work. It seems like Sundays of skipping the blog has become the norm. I wanted to change that. I thought about writing the blog post on the trolley but opted to read a book by Palahniuk (Lullaby). It’s an okay book so far. The least addicting from the few Palahniuk books…
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Week 30 of 52, Post 355 Total – Chester Suicide, Missing Yowie – Celebrity Monday = Caca Fun
Oh god. What a horrible choice I made this morning. I was looking for a celebrity to post on this celebrity Monday and started reading about Chester Bennington. I decided to “fuck it, I hate Linkin Park, but let’s listen to their latest album.” It’s seriously worse than I could have imagined. I would have never…
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Weird Dreams Continue in Surrey, B.C. – 1300 Hours is Military Time – Created a Portfolio for Celebrities (with over 350 pictures)
It’s time to go to San Diego! Well soon… I need to word vomit and then I’ll be on my way. I have to be all the way to Camp Pendleton at 1300 hours. 1300 hours and not 1 pm because I’m meeting with military folk to see some military housing. Hopefully, spot a chopper.…
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A Very Shitty Morning – Bowling and Arcade Dancing – Celebrity Monday: Freida Pinto and Dev Patel
This is quite possibly my shittiest morning ever. Literally. The stomach flu is worse than I gave credit it for. And it’s disgusting. Avoiding details. But let’s just say I just lost a pair of underwear. Also. Quite possibly also lost my pajama pants. Sigh. I want coffee but I have no idea what to…
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The Adventures of Dani and Dani – A Childhood Friend and Memories – Random Picture of Billy Crystal
Alright. Back at it. Fucking Monday. Yep. I skipped yesterday! I have guests! And I had to entertain! Guests are still here. One snoozes on the couch, the other in my roommate’s bedroom (sorry roommie). They are on their way to California to do a seasonal job. A job that I want to do. You…
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My Girlfriend Spams Me – Reading All About Korn – Munky is Today’s Celebrity Monday
My girlfriend started spamming everyone she has on Facebook messenger yesterday while we were out and about. I have no idea why she was doing it and told her to stop. She sent a picture of the sushi she had that I posted on the Tijuana Adventure page. This one: Her reasoning: She hasn’t talked…
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Girlfriend’s First Day at the French Job – They Are Using My Pictures – Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods’ Mistress)
I woke up and my girlfriend was gone. Yep. She started her new job today. She had to be there at 8 am. The rest of the time she will have to be there at 5 am. That’s sorta fucky, isn’t it? More than sorta…. Stay tuned to see how the rest of our adventures…
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Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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Emo Taxi – Secret Admirer? Nah, Troll. – Kim Zolciak
I’m emotionally spent. I was in an emo taxi. As I was emotionally taxed. In a Dashboard Confessional mixed with Death Cab for Cutie kinda mood but in Mexico. If I had an emo band in Mexico, I would call it “El Taxi de Memo.” Yeah. After pouring out my feelings in a word vomit…
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Pretty People and Creepy Twins at a Throwback LA Party – World is a Real Shit – Mila Jovovich
We both woke up thinking the same thing. Board games. I had dreams about controlling the yellow army on Risk. We couldn’t even finish the game of Risk. It was getting too long and ridiculous. The yellow army basically was left untouched, and I guess that carried into my dreams of world domination by controlling…
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iPhone Went for a Swim – Sunday Cocktails and Cheese – Harold Ramis
iPhone got water damaged. Not my iPhone. I am usually really good at taking care of my stuff. My girlfriend, again, broke her iPhone. It’s not even hers. It’s from work. She might get fired for this, but I doubt it. She woke up very worried about it at around 4:45 am. Her iPhone went…
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Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet
Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…
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The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price
OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…
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Water Back and Weekend Continues – Cover Story Soon – Joan Rivers
My girlfriend has the day off this Monday. It’s apparently a holiday in Mexico. The birth of Benito Juárez and the first day of spring. The first day of spring is not today. It’s tomorrow. Benito Juárez wasn’t born today. It was tomorrow. Mexicans just like to pepper holidays whenever they feel like it. So…
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Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine
She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…
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Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman
This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…
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Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm
Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…
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The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver
There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…
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First Night Without Her and Disagreements – Jobs! Work! Monday! – Ryan Gosling
She’s at a job interview right now. Then she should be on her way back to me. It’s the longest we spent apart since we met. Just one night. I got so used to her. To us. That now is odd for her not to be around. And I overslept. By a lot. Bisho took…
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Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore
Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…
