• I Played a Music Festival – The Winds of In-Ko-Pah – Annalynne McCord and Sisters (Rachel and Angel)

    WHOO!! What a crazy week to start my 30s. It feels like my birthday was forever ago. So much happened. On my birthday, I got a couple of semi-job offer thingys. It’s been a game of patience to see if I’m getting in or not. And I am not a very patient person. I have…


  • Cool, I’m 30 Now – I Live at a Brewery (Norte) – Nikki Reed

    ^That’s my birthday song. Every … Single… Year. Megan Fox also turns 30 today. I wonder how she is celebrating. Nah… I don’t.  Yes, I saw Megan Fox and I told her we had the exact same birthdate, I already posted about that here on my last birthday. No, I do not like Megan Fox.…


  • Summary of My Last Decade – Tijuana Adventure Club – Don Rickles

    I’ll be 30 next week, and I plan on living forever. I only have one pair of pants that fit me correctly. They have a massive hole under my right butt cheek. I’m leaving my 20s… Cool decade. When I was 20, I was still in college. Senior year. What a blast. I only had…


  • I Didn’t Do Any of The Work I Said I Was Going To Do – Jocelyn Wildenstein (Cat Lady)

    I didn’t do any work last week. Well… ok. I did some. But for the most part, I WAS CELEBRATING. My first cover on the Reader came out last week and it’s about beer. And since I love beer. I drank beer a lot. Click on the image to read: This is my second cover…


  • Front Page Because of Tacos – Redditing All Day – Stevie Wonder

    It was a good week. I made it to the front page of Reddit on Thursday because I posted a picture of tacos. Reddit karma went from 6,000+ to almost 13,000. I received more than 250 messages and the thread has over 1,500 comments. I am not sure how I feel about my Reddit success.…


  • It Smells Like Summer – Stopping the Party, Getting To Work – George Clooney

    The Tijuana party lifestyle can easily absorb you. It’s so cheap to eat and drink that whenever I have some cash in the bank I feel entitled to not work and just party. It goes against my goals for the year, since I want to be working more and making much more money, but it’s…


  • Drinking Early, Waking Up Earlier – Bachelor Party Tour – Angelina Jolie & Cyndi Lauper

    Last week was pretty much out of control. Fortunately I made some money through Tijuana Adventure (and also had a blast). I am planning a lot of changes for Tijuana Adventure and it involves more and more writing. That website receives much more traffic than my blog and I haven’t posted anything in a long…


  • Casino Money = Fun Weekend – Jamie Chung

    Work more work and more work is still my plan. I started to get sick again last Tuesday, I am still somewhat sick today. So it’s been a week of congested nose and coughing mucus. It doesn’t affect me much, I feel great and I went out partying on the weekend, woke up each time…


  • April Looks Promising – Work & Money – Brad Pitt

    I feel like a senior in college the night before he has to turn in his last thesis. Except this time I’m not turning in 50+ pages of random liberal crap like I used to spout for my Resolution of Conflicts minor… I wished I saved my senior theses, I bet they were horrendous. I…


  • From Hopeless to Hopeful – Still Broke – Will Arnett

    I’m an emo drama queen and I’m sorry. Last week I did something I felt like doing before, but always held off. I posted in my blog in another day that wasn’t Monday. Most the time I want to post in the middle of the week is just because I had a thought that was…


  • I’m Giving Up For Now – Broken Spirit – This is Not Magic (It’s Dikembe)

    Surprise! I’m not posting on a Monday. Surprise!: I’m updating this post and I also never do that. I’m a drama queen. Things turned out to be way better than I originally assumed. Still a lot of stress and drama, but I’m not that fucked or I’m not that horrible as I thought! GO ME! (Now…


  • Working for Nothing – Partying with No Money – Nina Dobrev and her In & Out

    I’m still broke and I didn’t even pay the rent in full. I don’t get paid until the weekend and I am not sure how much I am getting. Because I am broke, I WORKED MY ASS OFF this past week. But it was for nothing. Editors have me on hold and my hopes lessen…


  • Broke, But Picking Up The Pieces – HoC is Shaking – Nobody Loves Mila Kunis

    February was not a good month. I spent a good a bit over two weeks horribly sick, barely working and not going out. I spend a bunch of money in medicine, doctor consultation, homeopathic doctor (what a joke), and a dentist. I got lucky and got paid more than I thought for one article, but…


  • I’m Back Baby – Adventures Galore – STFU About Leo DiCaprio Already

    After a couple of weeks of being horribly sick and not being able to eat how I like or able to drink liquor at all. I’m back baby! And I’ve still been watching a lot of Futurama. You know that episode where Bender turns human and parties like crazy? Well, I feel like that was…


  • Looking for a Job – Netflix – Phoebe Price

    I got kinda lucky at work this past week. Because of being sick, I barely worked. Also, they rejected two stories :( sad face. So I was worried I had no money coming in and I was on the verge of broke, spending a lot of money in doctors and dentists. I ended up doing…


  • Fuck This Fever – Fuck the Broncos – Fuck Tom Brady (Gisele Bündchen Freebie)

    The week was somewhat wasteful. My roommate came back home on Tuesday (he has been gone most of the year). I went out with him and his dad for lunch. I had an octopus and cricket taco. It was bad. After that, we went early day drinking (at 3:00 pm). We met some strangers at…


  • First Published Feature Story – More Tj Adventures – Camilla Belle & Minka Kelly

    There wasn’t much action this week, just a bunch of cold weather. Monday I barely remember. I lost at the casino to prove my lucky streak was over, so I forgot about that day. Tuesday I know I didn’t go out and barely worked. Wednesday I finally got published on a story I sent on…


  • Lucky Streak Week Reddit Front Page – German Vegan Girl in Tijuana – Heidi Klum

    Hey everyone! THIS IS NORA and she is traveling the world. She is a really cool vegan girl from Hannover, (she is 22 years old).  Nora arrived in Tijuana on Tuesday and left Saturday after spending two months traveling/couchsurfing through the USA (her favorite city was Austin). We spend our days looking for vegan food…


  • Tijuana Adventures are Going to Kill me, Star Wars, Harrison Ford.

    I had an unproductive week, yet it was awesome. I managed to get one story published about Dia de Reyes after getting two rejections in a row. The stories that got rejected took me way longer to work on, the one that got published was an anecdote of how Mexican I am. I got paid…


  • Awesome New Years, Endless Sunday, Carrot Top

      I usually have a shitty time during New Year’s. Not this year. My brother hosted a dinner party in his house with food by his father-in-law, it was amazing. That party disheveled before midnight, which was excellent because I had planned to take pictures of the fireworks from my rooftop. Here are a couple pics:…


  • Happy/Sad Week – Border Matters – Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal

    On Tuesday I woke up to great news that my article got accepted as a feature story (not yet published, but already paid). That night, friends from San Diego came over to do a photoshoot of Tropics bar. On Thursday a friend from my hometown arrived to Tijuana. Friday I woke up sad because my…


  • Two Years of Cold Showers, Two Years with the SD Reader – Jane Krakowski

    And just like that…. glorious summer days abruptly ended and the cold got here. Given, it is not as cold as it was when I lived in Minnesota, but it is fucking cold for California. The worst part about it is that I DO NOT HAVE HOT WATER. I have been showering with cold water…


  • October Starts The Right Way – Shit Tons of Pictures of Demi Lovato and Look! COLOR!

    October started the right way. I got published three times already and it’s only the 5th. I am also writing this on early afternoon on a Monday instead of my drunken ramble at midnight of how things are going. Also, instead of keeping it simple and choosing a celebrity that I only saw once or twice,…


  • A pile of work, a pile of laundry – There is no justice like Victoria Justice

    Though I work all of last week, it made no difference in my $$$$ situation. Of course I could have worked way more, but I can’t stop playing Diablo 3. I did work a lot, though cleaning your apartment doesn’t pay. And if it did pay, I am not that good of a cleaner. I…


  • Tolerance Break Cuz I am Broke – James Franco Thinks I am Awesome – Chapter 19 and non-sense

    Summer is over, though the weather doesn’t show it. It’s been hot as fuck. And it is time to slow down my vices. There is nothing that I enjoy more than great food, coffee, beer (whisky) and marihuana. But all those things besides being awesome, are expensive and make me lazy. At least I got…