• Beard Gone – Theater Night – The Dude! Jeff Bridges

    I wasted my whole morning changing my appearance. I haven’t done any of the work that I said I was going to do. And I don’t have enough time to do a top 10 of music right now, so that will have to wait until next week. I uhh.. I got stuck writing an article.…


  • Monday Blues, Sniffles, and Cough – Crazy Fast Year – Jessica Alba

    It’s Monday and I overslept this morning. Finally took a cold ass painful shower, and headed out to do my favorite thing… Laundry! /s I am typing this in the laundromat, headphones on my head, Hella playing, bored out of my mind and in a state of nothingness. I have work this week. I queried…


  • Freelance Sick Days – Knocking on Doors – Inspiring Meeting

    Yesterday was another wasted day in which I accomplished nothing. I was too sick to work. All I did was watch Star Wars – Return of the Jedi, sleep, and then got depressed from my lack of productivity. Slept early. Way early. But I woke up feeling better, alas, still sick, but better. I remember…


  • Reddit Meet Success! – Great Saturday, NFL Lazy Sunday – Fergie, LiLo, Paris

    Saturday was great. After doing work, sending emails, and other stuff, I headed to the border to meetup with Reddit people. Reddit people. Reddit people. You never know what to expect with Reddit people. First guy was there before me. Brett was his name. He was cool. Basically what I expected. Someone around my age…


  • Tijuana Never Disappoints – Shooting Video for Cash – Marisa Tomei

    A friend from central Mexico said that “Tijuana nunca decepciona.” She’s been here for a few months and she is always amazed in how any night in Tijuana can turn into a crazy party. Tijuana never disappoints. There is always something to do. Something to see… eat.. drink… meet… listen…. Often I walk the streets…


  • Busy Week, Elections and Crap – Perfect Saturday – Jeff Goldblum

    I had one of the best Saturdays I had in a long long time. I was productive, I got material, I got photos, I garnered all I needed for this next week. Now this week I have to shape all that material into articles, work my ass off and get $$$. And I basically have…


  • Article Sent – I Didn’t Find Shrek – Work Weekend

    I already lived my weekend this week with my friend el Pelón. Two days and nights of consecutive party on a Monday and Tuesday. Insane that we pulled it off. Only in Tijuana can you just party until the wee hours in the morning during weekdays. Wednesday felt like Monday, but it was slow day,…


  • Halloween/Jalogüin – Forever a Cow – Courtney Love

    Oh boy! What a week I had! The shitty part of the week. I’ve only written one article which = I’m not making much money. Especially because it was a food article and that’s almost no money. The best part… FUCKING HALLOWEEN. It’s so much fun. Pictures narrate my night better than I can with…


  • My Earliest and Healthiest Tour – Especiales While Sick – Verne Troyer

    I had my earliest tour yet this Saturday at 11 a.m. I met with Michael, his fiancee, and his mom to get to know as many neighborhoods of Tijuana as we possibly can, since Michael is thinking about moving into town. We started with Playas, ate in Telefonica, went around Cacho and Chapu, far to…


  • An Odd and Incredible Monday – Forced into Femininity – If Only ….

    If only …. If only I was always inspired to work, I would do so much more. But it is difficult. I have to finish an article today, not even sure where to start. And after that… I still don’t know where to go. Directions seem to always be a blur when freelancing everything and…


  • Weekend Was Amazing – Hating This Monday – Whitney Houston

    I used to loathe Sundays. They always made me feel so numb. But nah… now Sundays are alright. I enjoy them. They are a break. It has NFL. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Everyone hates Mondays. Very Garfieldesque. But I am hating this Monday. It’s so mundane. HARHARHARHAR After my awesome Thursday,…


  • Reposting for Karma – Uncertainty Leads to Depression – Media Log 2011

    Welp. A weekend has passed and still no response. So my check for this week is uncertain and I am tired of that and it makes me sorta depressed. So I’m back to broke again. But I’m alright. I did some other work that will pay me alright. I can afford rent. And I still…


  • Post #100! – Let’s Party – Kim Fucking Kardashian

    YAY! I made it! Post #100. Incredible. I feel accomplished. And like I need to rest for such shitty accomplishment as narrate my weekly life and post pictures of celebrities that I took years ago. But I have so much work to do after I am done with this post. I didn’t do much writing…


  • Job Cancellations on Post 98 – Toros de Tijuana Beisbol – Adriana Lima

    It’s cloudy. There might be rainstorms. I already missed it a bit yesterday, but I might get one of those awesome lightning pictures. It’s been quite some time that I’ve desired this. Probably my whole life. I had an inspired week. A weird week (like always). A meaningless and meaningful week. A lot of action.…


  • Canceled Week – Cheeseburger Picnic Party – Lauren Bacall

    Last week was supposed to be amazing. I had this three day beer tour event invitation to just enjoy beer everything paid. It got canceled. Plans fell through, and I fell with them. My week was wasted in absolute nothingness. When I said I was going to work, I ended up frozen in time, procrastination…


  • Survived Being Broke – Time to Work on Drinking More Beer – Alessandra Ambrosio

    Being broke wasn’t that horrible. Like I said… I’m used to it. At least this time I was broke by choice: I went on a long vacation trip and spent over $1,000 in a couple of weeks. Mea culpa. All of last year I was broke barely making enough to live, but that wasn’t much…


  • Home is Weird and I am Broke – Fuck Zion Ntl’ Park (Vegas & Road Trip) – Julia Stiles

    It’s been a week since I came back home. Tijuana is weird. I ended up walking around yesterday and shouting inside my head “Weird people doing weird shit all the time! WEIRD PEOPLE DOING WEIRD SHIT ALL THE TIME!” I miss the road a lot. But now that a week has passed, I’m getting used…


  • Back to Reality – Road Trip Over – Vin Diesel

    The contrasts of what we see on the road are amazing. Especially when you camp for three nights in the middle of nowhere in Utah then stay in a 5-star hotel in the middle of the strip in Las Vegas and to finish it up in Tijuana. Road trip is over. I’m back in Tijuana.…


  • Minneapolis and USA Road Trip – Nervous/Excited as Fuck – Robert Downey Jr

    Hey United States! I’m going to be traveling through you. Flying to Minneapolis then driving down back. With my camera. And my friends! Here is what the itinerary looks like so far: I’m leaving Tijuana on Tuesday to arrive to LA at some point in the late afternoon. Spending the night with my best friend in…


  • Facebookless for a Week – I’m Busy – Anthony Kiedis

    The grumpiness got the best of me. I started fighting with everyone, blocking, and deleting people. I am always saying I need a vacation, but that’s not going to happen any time soon (or is it…?) A friend invited me on a road trip, but not about timeline. But it might be done. What I…


  • Not Loving This Monday, Sorta Down & Much Work – Reddit Meetup – Isabel Lucas

    Last blog post I left in a rush because I had a photography mission with Andy. Unfortunately, we failed. We waited for hours in two dive bars in Tijuana for the electric shocks salesman, but he never appeared. I still have that mission… That’s me drinking in a bar waiting for something to happen. Andy…


  • Ensenada Beer Adventure Paradise – One More Feature Story – Morrissey

    Ahhhh Breeze…. I haven’t worked at the beach for a while, but I thought it would be a great way to start my week. I used to go to Cafe Aquamarino for lunch and work from there, but this time I am in a different spot. A friend publishes a picture from this place almost…


  • Nerd on my Skin – First Fruits of New Labor – Reese Witherspoon

    For the first time in a long time, I got a decent paycheck for two weeks work. And work a lot I did. I also had a Tijuana Adventure that kept me from touching my bank account, which is pretty nice. And like always, Tijuana Adventure was really insanely fun, met wonderful people, and had…


  • I Live in a Swamp of Work – Everything is Going Great – Laila Ali

      I started my new gig. It seemed like it was going to be slow at first, but before I knew it, I had several tasks to finish! This is my life now. Wake up earlyish, brew coffee, jump in my computer, fuck around online while I check messages, emails and notifications.  Drink coffee, start…


  • Beeraholic – It Feels Like I’ve Been 30 Forever, They Goin’ Good – Beyoncé (Again)

    I woke up late today. But finish some work (the only one that actually pays me), cleaned my desk, and now I am typing this, getting ready for the week! It feels like I turned 30 forever ago, but it was just recently that I was asked how old I was and I said out…