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  • Eating Meatsies for David’s Birthday – Stupid Thoughts About Men and Women – Start Already Sunday!

    My computer is running extra slow today. It got restarted yesterday over some stuff that had to be installed. I just said, “do it at night computer.” Wake up, and it is painstakingly slow. It’s getting there. It’s like still waking up. I need to dump everything in my hard-drive and clean this fucker. It’s…

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  • Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit

    “You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…

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  • First Day of Adulting – Highway Driving – Pretend to be Andy

    I thought I wouldn’t have time to word vomit this morning, but I made it quite early to the gig. My brother picked me up shortly after 7:30 am, we crossed the border, went to his work building, then I got his car. I am typing this on my iPad and it’s not as smooth…

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  • Somewhat Nervous to Adult – A&E Show? – Quitting Zelda

    Again I woke up before dawn. This time it was the new gig that woke me up. I’m not totally nervous about the work, I will eventually have to do it. I’m nervous about doing adult stuff that comes with it. I’ve literally haven’t driven in the US in the past 5 years. I’m nervous…

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  • Rijiuuuuu!! – Everything Goes Fine, Except I can’t Write – Oh Yeah, I Cooked

    Rijiuuuuuuuu!!! I haven’t thought of that word in years. I was happy dancing and saying RIJIUUUUU yesterday. Rijiu, definition by my friend Juliu who I haven’t seen in more than half a decade. Rijiu = the best word in the world for when you have the best feeling in the world. Rijiu is pure joy. And to…

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  • Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet

    Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…

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  • Reddit Success (kinda)! – I’m a Shitty Boyfriend – Maybe. I Have No Idea.

    The album of pics of beisbol and mostly cheerleaders in the stadium had some Reddit success! In a subreddit which I have never posted before (in /r/baseball). /r/Tijuana did okay. In /r/Mexico I got downvoted heavily, and then somewhat recovered. I got called out for the creepshots. And it’s fine. First time using a long…

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  • 1,100 Pictures – Beer, BBQ, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Mascots, Fireworks, Shit Band, Non-Sense

    I took a massively 1,100 pictures last night. I guess this is nothing. I used to shoot over 2,000 frames a day. But by the end of the day, (or throughout the day) I would just select pics, and send it to the office. Editing was on the editors. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. Choose. Send. And…

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  • Beisbol Today – My Twitter Account Got Hacked – Ska Show at Night!?

    I’ve been waking up in the middle of a night with a cough and congested nose. This time was around 3 am. Went into the bathroom to spit. And I spat out fragments of mucus and blood. This has been going on for over a week. I’m not really sick, and it’s more grotesque than…

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  • Toros Baseball Press Conference – Or Shitty Runway – Thanks Bryan

    Bryan is here. He is in the living room hanging out and listening to Death Grips. It’s the first time he hears Death Grips. He is pretty blown away. But I… Well… I gotta post in my blog like always. I woke up at a normal time for the first time in a while. Around…

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  • Reminder, No Pay Request – Feeling Worthless Yet Amazing Girlfriend – Link Crossdresses

    Reminder. There is no pay request. I feel worthless/useless. And a tad sick. Not productive. I have no desire to work. And I haven’t been at all. Today is pay request Tuesday. I sent a reminder that I have two stories pending that they already paid. But no pay request. Because Zelda has been rendering…

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  • The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price

    OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…

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  • Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog

    I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…

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  • I’m a Little Kid That Plays Zelda All Day and All Night – Michelada Gose Beer – Sore Throat and a Tour

    I have a tour tomorrow, and I just got a sore throat last night. It will be my only source of income this week. All I’ve been doing is play Zelda and eating and drinking with my girlfriend. Money goes by quick when you aren’t making any and just living with some luck. Tour is…

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  • Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania

    I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…

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  • Gateway Between Worlds – Border Crossers Cover is Here – Doing Zelda Old School

    Cover is here! Click on the picture for the story. Or click here. OR HERE. OR GODDAMN FUCKING HERE! Guh. Student loans are bothering me. I have to renew my deferment thingy. I knew it was by the end of March but forgot. And here we are. Sorry loans. Still can’t afford to repay you right…

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  • Monday Acted like a Drunken Sunday – San Diego for Cover Tomorrow – Zelda Nerd Talk

    Well… the week is supposed to start now. Monday that acted like a Sunday was great. The restaurant that my girlfriend wanted to go was packed to the brim yesterday at noon. It was more than an hour wait. And it’s probably not even good. But it looks nice and clean, and that’s what she…

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  • Water Back and Weekend Continues – Cover Story Soon – Joan Rivers

    My girlfriend has the day off this Monday. It’s apparently a holiday in Mexico. The birth of Benito Juárez and the first day of spring. The first day of spring is not today. It’s tomorrow. Benito Juárez wasn’t born today. It was tomorrow. Mexicans just like to pepper holidays whenever they feel like it. So…

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  • Fuck You CESPT (No Water Stil) – Shower Curtain Improvement – Teak’s Art

    Fuck you CESPT (water services) in Tijuana. This is ridiculous. You were supposed to shut the water down for a day for repairs. It’s been three days. There is absolutely no running water. Not even a drip. Not in my apartment. Not anywhere in almost all of downtown Tijuana and a few other areas. Bars…

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  • No Water Smelly Tijuana – Missed my DSLR – Girlfriend Ruins her Arrival

    Fucking fuck. There’s no water in the apartment. There’s hasn’t been water since yesterday. There is no water all over downtown. Establishments are having water problems, especially bars. Downtown Tijuana is going to extra smelly if the fuckers over at CESPT don’t fix this soon. This is fucked up. It was supposedly going to be…

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  • Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher

    It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…

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  • Nerdy Talk Alert – Breath of the Wild – Pizza + Zelda

    And…. I actually don’t want to write too much today. Because I want to go back to playing. I went to bed around midnight after playing for around 5 hours. And I woke up before dawn to start playing again. Yes. Breath of the Wild is fucking fantastic. That’s what the new Zelda is called btw……

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  • Zona Norte Drama This Lovely Morning – Catching Up At Nelson – USA Today

    A lovely morning sun shined heavily through my large balcony windows in my cheap Tijuana apartment. Roommate is gone. Girlfriend is gone. Bisho was sunbathing and stretching happily on the foot of my bed. California weather is back. I don’t mind the cold showers again. I opened the sliding doors to enjoy some morning sun, and…

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  • Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine

    She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…

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  • Ever Met Someone And Spent 30+ Nights Together? (Fuck this Blog)

    I skipped a day. That’s the 3rd day of the year that I don’t write on my blog. On a Saturday. And it is starting to feel like a daily blog is pointless. Somewhat dumb. Unnecessary. Who is paying me? No one obviously. Who would pay me for such stupid word vomit? My Saturday wasn’t…

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