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Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it…
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Strikes and Holes in One – Baseball Tour Time – Cover Photo and Amazing Breakfast
After all the Grinchiness wash away with booze, it felt like a normal Wednesday. Except a number changed. I’m no longer 30. But 31. That’s the only real change. The rest is still the same. No desire to do writing work. Just want to take pictures. My photo missions aren’t until the weekend. Let’s see…
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Skipped My Blog For Two Days Because Work and Lazy – Birthday Boy Got To Work – B.J. Novak in Tijuana (Bonus: Mindy Kaling)
I skipped my blog for two days. That’s the first time that I skipped two days in the same week. I skipped Friday (though I wrote it on Friday and published on Saturday morning). That makes it a total of 10 skips (I believe… let’s say 10). Saturday was understandably way busier than Friday (for…
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Back to Taking Hundreds of Pictures Daily – Girlfriend Quit Her Job (She Couldn’t Be Happier) – I Have Two Whiteboards and Many Missions
My girlfriend went to work this morning at her usual time. She went casual. No need to look super godínez. Before I woke up… she was already back. She quit her job. I haven’t seen her this happy in a while. She’s already looking for another job and I trust that she will get a…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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Whores for Four and a Kid’s Birthday Party – Multiple Service Provider – Canelo vs Chavez and Melt-Banana!
My life goes all crazy directions. One moment I’m at a kid’s birthday party, the next I’m in a brothel/strip club. My brother and his wife decided to have my little nephew’s party in a park in the middle of a fancy neighborhood far in Tijuana. Well… far for me. But it wasn’t really that…
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Photography is All I Want To Do – Writing is What I Should Do – Music is What I Studied
I’ve spent my whole morning editing photos. Photos from Wednesday. Photos from yesterday. I took so many photos. I could have taken so many more. I want to only work in photography for now… But I know I must write to survive. That sounded shitty. Writing on my iPhone was fun yesterday. It was like…
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Birthday and Baby – Full of San Diego Tacos and A Chamoy Beer – 3 out of 4 Missions Accomplished
An old prostitute with a sculpted fake body wearing a tiny purple dress strolls Zona Norte at 7:35 am. I was sitting in the car with my brother on my way to the border when I noticed her. The strip clubs had their doors wide open, with bouncers ready at the door but no customers.…
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Beauty and The Geek – Art Touring A Reality Show Winner – Music Not on My Radar, Photography Still Is
“I’m am very Jewish looking.” I received a phone call at 4:30 pm from a guy named Josh who contacted me for some sort of Tijuana Adventure. Josh is a writer from Los Angeles and he is down in Tijuana interviewing artists. I thought I was going to meet him at around 1 pm but…
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I Need My Own Car – Press Pass Mother Fucker! – Swearing for Fuck’s Sake
The more I work, the less time I have to write stupid shit on this blog. I woke up early today again to go to UCSD. I borrowed my brother’s car again and this time drove across the border by myself. For some reason I was nervous. First time crossing the border while driving a…
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Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit
“You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…
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Rijiuuuuu!! – Everything Goes Fine, Except I can’t Write – Oh Yeah, I Cooked
Rijiuuuuuuuu!!! I haven’t thought of that word in years. I was happy dancing and saying RIJIUUUUU yesterday. Rijiu, definition by my friend Juliu who I haven’t seen in more than half a decade. Rijiu = the best word in the world for when you have the best feeling in the world. Rijiu is pure joy. And to…
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Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet
Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…
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Toros Baseball Press Conference – Or Shitty Runway – Thanks Bryan
Bryan is here. He is in the living room hanging out and listening to Death Grips. It’s the first time he hears Death Grips. He is pretty blown away. But I… Well… I gotta post in my blog like always. I woke up at a normal time for the first time in a while. Around…
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The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price
OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…
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Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania
I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…
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Gateway Between Worlds – Border Crossers Cover is Here – Doing Zelda Old School
Cover is here! Click on the picture for the story. Or click here. OR HERE. OR GODDAMN FUCKING HERE! Guh. Student loans are bothering me. I have to renew my deferment thingy. I knew it was by the end of March but forgot. And here we are. Sorry loans. Still can’t afford to repay you right…
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Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine
She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…
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Ever Met Someone And Spent 30+ Nights Together? (Fuck this Blog)
I skipped a day. That’s the 3rd day of the year that I don’t write on my blog. On a Saturday. And it is starting to feel like a daily blog is pointless. Somewhat dumb. Unnecessary. Who is paying me? No one obviously. Who would pay me for such stupid word vomit? My Saturday wasn’t…
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License is Here – Nothing to Pitch – Depression, Cover Story, and a Girlfriend
I’ve been waking up late. And then I get depressed. Not sure if depressed because waking up late. Or waking up late because of depressed. There. I made a meme about it. In reality, its lack of work. Because life is good. I have an amazing girlfriend that I love. Who is at work right now.…
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Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman
This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…
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Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch
Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…
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Tour Time! – Incredibly, Still Sick – Ok. Not Much To Say
This is going to be a forced blog post. One that I’m just posting for posting. Because I decided to blog post everyday even when I don’t have much to say, but I want to keep my record of posting everyday. I haven’t missed a day in a while. And it’s Saturday. I need to…
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DMV Nightmare – Now I’m Sick – Bro’s Birthday
Welp. I bitched and bitched about going to the DMV. I was wrong. It was…. pretty fucking nice. I was going to be a tad late for my appointment. Google maps told me I was going to be around 25 minutes late walking. But I walk fast, and I ran a bit. I made it…
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Great Day and Bad Day – Double Cuddles – DMV Time
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK A VERY LARGE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK TODAY! I have to go to the DMV. As in soon. Shower. No push-ups. No breakfast. Some coffee. And I am out. I have 18 minutes to complete this blog post. Let’s see how it goes. I had a great day yesterday. I was working, when I decided fuck it,…
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