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  • Pretty People and Creepy Twins at a Throwback LA Party – World is a Real Shit – Mila Jovovich

    We both woke up thinking the same thing. Board games. I had dreams about controlling the yellow army on Risk. We couldn’t even finish the game of Risk. It was getting too long and ridiculous. The yellow army basically was left untouched, and I guess that carried into my dreams of world domination by controlling…

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  • iPhone Went for a Swim – Sunday Cocktails and Cheese – Harold Ramis

    iPhone got water damaged. Not my iPhone. I am usually really good at taking care of my stuff. My girlfriend, again, broke her iPhone. It’s not even hers. It’s from work. She might get fired for this, but I doubt it. She woke up very worried about it at around 4:45 am. Her iPhone went…

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  • Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit

    “You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…

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  • Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet

    Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…

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  • The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price

    OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…

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  • Water Back and Weekend Continues – Cover Story Soon – Joan Rivers

    My girlfriend has the day off this Monday. It’s apparently a holiday in Mexico. The birth of Benito Juárez and the first day of spring. The first day of spring is not today. It’s tomorrow. Benito Juárez wasn’t born today. It was tomorrow. Mexicans just like to pepper holidays whenever they feel like it. So…

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  • Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher

    It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…

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  • Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine

    She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…

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  • Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman

    This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…

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  • Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm

    Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…

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  • The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver

    There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…

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  • First Night Without Her and Disagreements – Jobs! Work! Monday! – Ryan Gosling

    She’s at a job interview right now. Then she should be on her way back to me. It’s the longest we spent apart since we met. Just one night. I got so used to her. To us. That now is odd for her not to be around. And I overslept. By a lot. Bisho took…

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  • Karaoke, Lost My Voice and More – Lowrider Photoshoot – Shit Super Bowl LI (Post 200!)

    I put my life on pause when I shouldn’t have. Yep. I skipped my blog yesterday. And didn’t do shit for work the whole weekend. Truth is… I met someone, then continued to be with that someone through the whole day. It’s funny how life changes quickly that fast. Well… actually. Nothing changed. I just…

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  • Exhausted with Trump – Homecooking – Dreaming of Merida Vacation

    It’s been less than 2 weeks since Trump took office and it feels like it’s been more than a year. Each and every moment there is something going on with Trump. It’s tiresome. I don’t remember paying this much attention to every single move a president does in forever. It is especially fucking over innocent…

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  • Pictures at 4 AM – Kitchen is Back, January Ends – Deleting Trump Supporters

    After publishing my word vomit, I accompanied my friend Willie grocery shopping. He was nice enough to help me do something I’ve been wanting to do for a while, fix my stove/oven. And by fixing, I mean simply buying some cinder blocks to lift that mother fucker off the ground and make cooking more comfortable.…

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  • Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore

    Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…

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  • The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey

    I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…

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  • I Had a Dream, That I Was Drinking Beer – Tacotopia Invites!!! – Marylin Manson

    I’ve been sleeping weird and having weird dreams. Today I woke up again at 5 am. Couldn’t go back to bed…. YEP I DID! I forced myself to it. But I remember waking up and thinking “ohhhh shit, here we go again, no sleep again!” I also remember a weird dream very very briefly. I’ve…

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  • Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep

    Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…

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  • First Monday! – Fix my iPad, Fix my Writing, Fix my License, Fix my Life – Hayden Panettiere’s Boob! (& Wladmir Klitschnko)

    I’m not big on planning. Plans never go the way I want them too. But I need a plan to fix my life. I woke up to a few emails I didn’t like. And yep yep yep. I’m going to complain and say I want to give up. It feels like when you are taking…

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  • Baby Face Gringo Face – Cover Tomorrow, Risk Tomorrow – RIP Carrie Fisher

    “Hey man! Where do you get your art?” Random dude in Avenida Revolución. “Venice Beach brother!” I replied. “Yes, but where at? I know a tattoo artist over there with that style. Look I’m from LA too.” He proceeded to show me his LA tattoo. “Cool man, I just lived there, I’m from Querétaro.” I…

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  • Hibernation Nightmare – Soy un Pendejo Potencial – Sting

    I woke up from a nightmare in the wee hours of the morning. Like always, when I woke up, I remembered all the details. Instead of writing them, I told myself “yeah, you’ll remember them later.” Of course I don’t. All I remember is that I was sleeping in my apartment, except it was a…

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  • Beard Gone – Theater Night – The Dude! Jeff Bridges

    I wasted my whole morning changing my appearance. I haven’t done any of the work that I said I was going to do. And I don’t have enough time to do a top 10 of music right now, so that will have to wait until next week. I uhh.. I got stuck writing an article.…

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  • Smash Bros Morning – Sleeping Tons – Korean Tacos in Tijuana

    I came home early yesterday. I’m still emoish. I’ve been sleeping tons. Sleep is good. Had really odd dreams. For some reason, the city got flooded, and when I woke up, my room turned into a taco shop. I didn’t like it. I hated it. Also a different dream involved me saving a barrel of…

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  • Pizza Time – Don’t Disrespect Colbert – I Hate Everything

    I’m not emo. Well maybe I am a bit. But I’m hating everyone and everything. Not sure why. Just feels like that. Whisky might fix that. It doesn’t feel like a Friday either. Feels like a Wednesday. And I’ll treat it as such. I have some work to finish and I’m still avoiding the fuck…

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