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Beisbol Today – My Twitter Account Got Hacked – Ska Show at Night!?
I’ve been waking up in the middle of a night with a cough and congested nose. This time was around 3 am. Went into the bathroom to spit. And I spat out fragments of mucus and blood. This has been going on for over a week. I’m not really sick, and it’s more grotesque than…
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Toros Baseball Press Conference – Or Shitty Runway – Thanks Bryan
Bryan is here. He is in the living room hanging out and listening to Death Grips. It’s the first time he hears Death Grips. He is pretty blown away. But I… Well… I gotta post in my blog like always. I woke up at a normal time for the first time in a while. Around…
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Reset Button, Time to Work – Uber, Emails, And Projects – But First, More Zelda
Ahhh fuck. I don’t really feel like posting. I’m tired. I just want to play Zelda. And I made promises, so I have to keep them. I woke up at 5 am. This time it wasn’t to play Zelda. I stayed in bed. Pondering. ( and cuddling). There’s a lot in my mind. One thing…
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Reminder, No Pay Request – Feeling Worthless Yet Amazing Girlfriend – Link Crossdresses
Reminder. There is no pay request. I feel worthless/useless. And a tad sick. Not productive. I have no desire to work. And I haven’t been at all. Today is pay request Tuesday. I sent a reminder that I have two stories pending that they already paid. But no pay request. Because Zelda has been rendering…
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The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price
OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…
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Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog
I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…
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I’m a Little Kid That Plays Zelda All Day and All Night – Michelada Gose Beer – Sore Throat and a Tour
I have a tour tomorrow, and I just got a sore throat last night. It will be my only source of income this week. All I’ve been doing is play Zelda and eating and drinking with my girlfriend. Money goes by quick when you aren’t making any and just living with some luck. Tour is…
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Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania
I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…
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Gateway Between Worlds – Border Crossers Cover is Here – Doing Zelda Old School
Cover is here! Click on the picture for the story. Or click here. OR HERE. OR GODDAMN FUCKING HERE! Guh. Student loans are bothering me. I have to renew my deferment thingy. I knew it was by the end of March but forgot. And here we are. Sorry loans. Still can’t afford to repay you right…
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Monday Acted like a Drunken Sunday – San Diego for Cover Tomorrow – Zelda Nerd Talk
Well… the week is supposed to start now. Monday that acted like a Sunday was great. The restaurant that my girlfriend wanted to go was packed to the brim yesterday at noon. It was more than an hour wait. And it’s probably not even good. But it looks nice and clean, and that’s what she…
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Water Back and Weekend Continues – Cover Story Soon – Joan Rivers
My girlfriend has the day off this Monday. It’s apparently a holiday in Mexico. The birth of Benito Juárez and the first day of spring. The first day of spring is not today. It’s tomorrow. Benito Juárez wasn’t born today. It was tomorrow. Mexicans just like to pepper holidays whenever they feel like it. So…
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Fuck You CESPT (No Water Stil) – Shower Curtain Improvement – Teak’s Art
Fuck you CESPT (water services) in Tijuana. This is ridiculous. You were supposed to shut the water down for a day for repairs. It’s been three days. There is absolutely no running water. Not even a drip. Not in my apartment. Not anywhere in almost all of downtown Tijuana and a few other areas. Bars…
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No Water Smelly Tijuana – Missed my DSLR – Girlfriend Ruins her Arrival
Fucking fuck. There’s no water in the apartment. There’s hasn’t been water since yesterday. There is no water all over downtown. Establishments are having water problems, especially bars. Downtown Tijuana is going to extra smelly if the fuckers over at CESPT don’t fix this soon. This is fucked up. It was supposedly going to be…
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Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher
It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…
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Nerdy Talk Alert – Breath of the Wild – Pizza + Zelda
And…. I actually don’t want to write too much today. Because I want to go back to playing. I went to bed around midnight after playing for around 5 hours. And I woke up before dawn to start playing again. Yes. Breath of the Wild is fucking fantastic. That’s what the new Zelda is called btw……
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Zona Norte Drama This Lovely Morning – Catching Up At Nelson – USA Today
A lovely morning sun shined heavily through my large balcony windows in my cheap Tijuana apartment. Roommate is gone. Girlfriend is gone. Bisho was sunbathing and stretching happily on the foot of my bed. California weather is back. I don’t mind the cold showers again. I opened the sliding doors to enjoy some morning sun, and…
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Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine
She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…
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Ever Met Someone And Spent 30+ Nights Together? (Fuck this Blog)
I skipped a day. That’s the 3rd day of the year that I don’t write on my blog. On a Saturday. And it is starting to feel like a daily blog is pointless. Somewhat dumb. Unnecessary. Who is paying me? No one obviously. Who would pay me for such stupid word vomit? My Saturday wasn’t…
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Under La Botarga, A Dr. Simi Story – Anthony’s Pt. 2 – Nothing and Tennis Maybe?!
Under La Botarga Exploring the Plushy Dungeons of Zona Norte “It gets hot and uncomfortable, but I deal with it,” comments Patricio Herman Dominguez, also known as Dr. Simi. Patricio comes from the humble town of Houses of Saint Cristobal in Chiapas, Guatemala. “I’ve always dreamed to be a botarga,” continues Patricio. “I went to…
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License is Here – Nothing to Pitch – Depression, Cover Story, and a Girlfriend
I’ve been waking up late. And then I get depressed. Not sure if depressed because waking up late. Or waking up late because of depressed. There. I made a meme about it. In reality, its lack of work. Because life is good. I have an amazing girlfriend that I love. Who is at work right now.…
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Blog Stats – A Requiem for my Shirts – Back to Classical Guitar
I almost completely forgot about my blog today. I basically forgot to think about what to write. Yesterday’s sushi rant took a lot of energy. And I did that for absolutely no reason. After that, I didn’t want to work anymore. But I did. I finish the story. I edited this morning and it’s already…
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Overwhelming Dreams and Thoughts – Cover Story Soon – Top 5 Sushis in Los Angeles (2010 era)
I had way too many dreams. Cool dreams. Some cool nightmares. Nightmares were silly, because I think it was a video game. I was controlling a tank that was very similar to the Star Fox Landmaster. I had to zig-zag between giant pillars that had hundreds of massive cockroaches entangled on a spider web. The idea…
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Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman
This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…
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Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch
Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…
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Tour Time! – Incredibly, Still Sick – Ok. Not Much To Say
This is going to be a forced blog post. One that I’m just posting for posting. Because I decided to blog post everyday even when I don’t have much to say, but I want to keep my record of posting everyday. I haven’t missed a day in a while. And it’s Saturday. I need to…
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