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COUGH! I Feel Sick – New iPhone and Snapchat – Photoshoot and Mérida!
COUGH COUGH COUGH! I wake up with my nose clogged and coughing my lungs off to then spit out a gross phlegm from my throat. I felt like I was going to get sick since Sunday, but it was never bad and I ignored it. It hit me yesterday after eating a burger. Suddenly I…
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I’m Going to Merida – Phone Dead – I Lied to Myself
It’s funny how much can change in just a second. Right after posting if I should go to Merida, people started messaging me that I should. That doesn’t really disuade me. It was a few moments after that the editor got back to me that he did accept my article. JUMP! Happy dance! HAPPY DANCE!…
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Exhausted with Trump – Homecooking – Dreaming of Merida Vacation
It’s been less than 2 weeks since Trump took office and it feels like it’s been more than a year. Each and every moment there is something going on with Trump. It’s tiresome. I don’t remember paying this much attention to every single move a president does in forever. It is especially fucking over innocent…
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Pictures at 4 AM – Kitchen is Back, January Ends – Deleting Trump Supporters
After publishing my word vomit, I accompanied my friend Willie grocery shopping. He was nice enough to help me do something I’ve been wanting to do for a while, fix my stove/oven. And by fixing, I mean simply buying some cinder blocks to lift that mother fucker off the ground and make cooking more comfortable.…
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Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore
Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…
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Danny Boy Part Deux – Carne Asada Party – Labeled as Fake News
Welp. I’ve talked about writing fake news. I wrote real news. And I got labeled as fake news from a most likely Trump supporter. Why do I think he is a Trump supporter? Because he called it fake news. Inaccurate, poorly written, non-sensical, lack of research, or many other things would have insulted me more.…
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Youngest Tijuana Adventurer – Danny Boy! – Border Wall Pics Published
What a busy Friday and Frinight. In the morning I went to Playas with San Francisco Chilanga girl, Cat. We went to investigate what was up with the border wall. Just a day after Trump signed the executive order… a flimsy (not to say shitty) chain-link fence was imposed over the already existing barrier. Waves…
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Living Next to Border Wall – God Emperor – Freelance San Francisco Chilanga Meet
UUUUffff Living next to the border wall in the era of God Emperor Mad Man Trump is one helluva trip. Seriously. If you visit /r/the_donald, that’s what they call him. And they truly think he is doing the right thing for America. The comments of support. Of blatant racism and cynicism. Of “we won, deal…
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Look Away! Trump Era – Purrfect Grammer – BroDate, Brunch, Beers, And Casino
Day 5 of Trump era. The world gets wackier each day. He announced yesterday that today will be a big day for National Security. That mostly means he is building a wall. And here I sit couple hundred feet away from the wall that is already built. Its bright lights pierce my balcony windows every…
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Lemony Snicket’s Nightmare – Weather is Still Shit – Work Time!
As soon as I typed weather is still shit…. the rain stopped and the sun came out. Then my friend Willie called me to say let’s go get brunch. So I’m not sure if I will finish this post before he gets here or not. Truth is… I woke up at 6 a.m. Bisho woke…
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The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey
I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…
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Mad Dog Mateo – Blackout Drunk Part 2 – Intensity!
Don Julio should change names to mindfuckery and memory erasing. Again. I partied with two South Africans that showed me that I have no limits when it comes to enjoying Tijuana debauchery. The plan was to go get a Montecristo sandwich at Azarosa, drink a beer, and pass out again. Azarosa was closed. So I…
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South African Adventure – I’m Still Drunk – Baby Nila
Oh god… Oh god… OH FUCK… I’m still drunk. I just saw that I have an extra $100. I have no idea what happened yesterday after a certain hour. What a crazy week I’ve had. It was my first South African tour. Just two cool guys from South Africa. At first I was having trouble…
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Ensenada Adventure – New Baby! – And More Lightworks!
Shit! Just got back from Ensenada a couple hours ago. I thought I had a tour today. So I bucket showered in a rush and was about to go out when my client said “uhh… I think we didn’t communicate right, the tour is tomorrow.” Dumbass me. So I have time to rest. Tomorrow I…
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Lightworks is Here! – My Back is Bruised & Destroyed – Coffee and Whiskey
Lightworks, aka, Erik Trejo, aka one of the few people that can make me dance is here from Austin. He has a show in Ensenada. Then one in San Diego. Then one in Tijuana. I would go to all three, but I have a tour tomorrow. And I am going to the one to Ensenada.…
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Korean Tacos and Craft Beer – I Love Tijuana – I Love My TV
It was like my dream came true. I dreamt of the Cherry Bomb Sour by Strange Craft Beer Company, and I got something similar. A Sour IPA by Lúdica/Kaminari. It’s not nearly as good, but it was surprisingly well done. I had to message the brewer to ask him about hops and other ingredients. It…
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I Had a Dream, That I Was Drinking Beer – Tacotopia Invites!!! – Marylin Manson
I’ve been sleeping weird and having weird dreams. Today I woke up again at 5 am. Couldn’t go back to bed…. YEP I DID! I forced myself to it. But I remember waking up and thinking “ohhhh shit, here we go again, no sleep again!” I also remember a weird dream very very briefly. I’ve…
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Headache, Backache, and No Sleep… – But Great TJ Adventure – Skipped a Day
I skipped my blog yesterday for the first time all year! Also… didn’t do a single push-up! And I feel bad about it. How silly of me. Like I need to inform the internet of what I do everyday. But maybe someday, I’ll go back and read at all the idiotic shit I wrote. I…
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Korean Tacos is Last Food Article – Out All Day and Sleep All Day – Help Me! Weird Letter!
THIS is my last food article with the Reader for now… It’s about KoMe, Korean tacos that are great! Obviously, that wasn’t my title. I actually dislike using question marks in any titles. The answer is usually a simple YES or NO. So the title of the article is Korean Tacos? The answer is YES. Korean…
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Trolly to UC La Jolla – San Diego Hangin’ – Weird Letter
Yesterday was better. Hung out with my San Diego buddies. Had some In N’ Out, talked about work, played videogames, and dicked around. I had a main goal, to pick up my mail. There was some mail at the office. Some at my friend Brozo’s place. Brozo had to go to the office, so I…
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The End of An Era – Two Constants in My Life – San Diego For Two Days
ANDDDDD I woke up really early and couldn’t go back to bed. Nope. Not this time. Bisho cuddles weren’t enough to make sleep happen again. Yesterday was a bad day. Just before going to do laundry I got a couple of emails from an editor. I worked with many editors. I have been an editor myself.…
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Hate Today Sucks – Beer and Stand Up Talk – Of Osiris and Bisho
I woke up today before dawn. Waking up real early is already a sign of fuck today. Hate today. Today Sucks. Then watched Netflix. The end of Rick & Morty for the 10th time. And Jim Gaffigan’s new special. OHHH Gaffigan. So predictable. I have his DVD King Baby. I bought over a decade ago.…
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Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep
Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…
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I Don’t Like It, Mexico Should Get Violent – My Peace Studies Major – NFL To Ignore
I… uh…. don’t like writing about shitty news. For the first time in 5 years I am telling people not to come visit. Shit is weird right now. And I don’t like it. I don’t like writing shit that is negative. But it is the truth. Though I don’t like it. Shit is fucked. People…
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MarioKart and a Car – Gasolinazo Protests – Mad Max Mexico
Well.. Yesterday I woke up earlier than usual. Then I said fuck it. And overslept again. But my mind was still active. I kept thinking about writing about what Mexico is going through right now. And so I did. I told my editor, he said ASAP, and 2 hours later I sent him an article.…
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