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The Adventures of Dani and Dani – A Childhood Friend and Memories – Random Picture of Billy Crystal
Alright. Back at it. Fucking Monday. Yep. I skipped yesterday! I have guests! And I had to entertain! Guests are still here. One snoozes on the couch, the other in my roommate’s bedroom (sorry roommie). They are on their way to California to do a seasonal job. A job that I want to do. You…
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Netflix, Failed Night, and Chill – Seal of Approval: Blue Jasmine and El Oasis – Reddit Global Meet Up Today And Party All Night!
Hmmm… Let’s see. It’s Saturday. When I started the daily word vomit, I should have really thought about the weekend as resting time. But my days didn’t mean weekend back then. They just meant days. Every day was just a day. Every night was just another night. Now I feel old. My Instagram boyfriend came…
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Meeting Little Boy and Unexpected Adventures – Finally Inspired…? – Commercial Photography Talk
My body is sore as if I had worked out. I didn’t. I just walked a lot under the hot sun it what has been one of the hottest days all year. And only did morning push-ups but didn’t come close to 100 (I think I did 40). And it feels good. Took pictures all…
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Pocho Millenial Bukowski – Oysters, Tacos, Beers… a Lot of Beers – Look at me Go!
David the neighbor is here. He left his apartment for a job interview and locked himself out. I threw him the keys to the apartment and now he hangs out on the couch internetting. We’re going to get tacos de birria in a while. He interrupted me when I was about to make some breakfast… I…
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My Girlfriend Spams Me – Reading All About Korn – Munky is Today’s Celebrity Monday
My girlfriend started spamming everyone she has on Facebook messenger yesterday while we were out and about. I have no idea why she was doing it and told her to stop. She sent a picture of the sushi she had that I posted on the Tijuana Adventure page. This one: Her reasoning: She hasn’t talked…
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Flopping Fishies – The Best Sushi in Tijuana (so far) – MEX vs USA, Nelson?
Well… I’ll be damned! Them fishies appeared! I didn’t they think were going too… but we went to Playas de Tijuana at around 10:30 pm and there they were. Flopping around all over the beach. I’ve been living in California for over 10 years… This is the first time I knew about grunion fish. I’m…
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121 Days and Counting – 150,000 Words of Epic Nothing – Bizarre Cheap Burger & Beer Town
“We haven’t been in this bar for a while,” said my girlfriend last night…. Yep. It feels like it has been years… It’s been 121 days since we met. And consequentially, fallen in love, and moved in together. That’s like 4 months. 1/3 of the year. I’m still confused on how it happened. I feel…
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Buda Burgers and the Elusive Nelson Red Star – In Search of Grunions – In Need of Lightroom
I had weird dreams. So I woke up feeling weird. I have one photo mission that I’m sort of nervous about, though nothing happens if I don’t get it. Grunion run. There’s an upcoming cover story about it. Grunions are small fish that come to shore at midnight to reproduce on a new moon or…
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Carlos First Day in ‘Muricuh – Work, That’s What I Will Do – Business Cards (and a Mousepad) Have Arrived
My friend Carlos, aka Benny Blanco, was one of the first guys I ever hung out in Tijuana. We used to hang out at his coffee shop all day. He has never been a fan of the US, but he finally got a VISA for the first time. And despite living in the border town…
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Work Drama, TJ Adventure Day Tour, and First Concert of the Year – Delta Sleep (Math Rock) Were Amazing – Now, More Concerts and Camping
It’s been a weird morning already and it’s not even 8 am. I got a call from a girl I barely know through Facebook messenger. She told me she was outside my apartment building and wanted to get in. WEIRD. Here’s the thing… apparently, she was getting a ride home, but her ride crashed the…
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It’s June and Girlfriend is Happy with the New Job – Delta Sleep Tonight at Bigotes – Photographers and Porn
My girlfriend loves her new job. It’s only been 4 days, but after work each day, she tells me how happy she is with her new job. She is happy that she only works 7 hours, with 1 hour for lunch. Her schedule right now is from 7 am to 3 pm, though it soon…
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My Instagram Boyfriend (Man Date) – Shooting with Housewrecker – A Day In The Border City and a Long Photography Rant
Bryan beware. I’m going to talk a bunch about photography in this post. Amateurs beware. It’s going to be a lot of ranting about photography and you won’t learn much because I’m just an okay photographer. Alright. Let’s get to it. Bam! Album starts with pictures of food. There is a reason for that. I’m…
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Vivid Nightmares Make for An Odd Morning (Reason Enough to Skip the Blog) – Ghetto Karaoke Party – Craft Beer Talk and Tijuana Adventure Update
I skipped my blog yesterday. I woke up feeling weird, sad, and shitty. I had very intense, vibrant, weird, scary dreams. The only one I remember with somewhat of a detail. There was a shooting in some bar, a lot of people died, I watched hidden under a table. Then the guys… guys? I don’t…
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I’m Cletus From the Simpsons… According To The Baseball Stadium’s Giant Screen – Another Great and Successful Tour
Woke up hungover. It’s sort of fixed. Yesterday was a blast. My legs were hurting real bad from bowling. They still hurt. The clients arrived earlier than the hour they said. We were supposed to meet at 10 am. I messaged them at 9:30 am to see where they were at… they were already at…
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Whiteboard Full of Missions – Early Hospital Photo Work (and Much More Work) – Birthday Depressed Word Vomit
My girlfriend woke me up and surprised me with a cake and four lit candles. How cute. But I didn’t eat cake for breakfast. And those candles were the fuckers that light up by themselves after blowing on them. It looks delicious. I want some later on when I’m drunk and wanting some sweets. She…
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Skipped My Blog For Two Days Because Work and Lazy – Birthday Boy Got To Work – B.J. Novak in Tijuana (Bonus: Mindy Kaling)
I skipped my blog for two days. That’s the first time that I skipped two days in the same week. I skipped Friday (though I wrote it on Friday and published on Saturday morning). That makes it a total of 10 skips (I believe… let’s say 10). Saturday was understandably way busier than Friday (for…
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Whores for Four and a Kid’s Birthday Party – Multiple Service Provider – Canelo vs Chavez and Melt-Banana!
My life goes all crazy directions. One moment I’m at a kid’s birthday party, the next I’m in a brothel/strip club. My brother and his wife decided to have my little nephew’s party in a park in the middle of a fancy neighborhood far in Tijuana. Well… far for me. But it wasn’t really that…
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My Word Vomit is Like Pringles – Some Bald Gringo Mother Fucker Threatened me – Business Cards, Zelda, and Guitar
Alright! Let’s do this! I don’t really have nothing to say and it’s very gray outside. But I know once I start, I can’t stop. My word vomit is like Pringles. Once I pop, I can’t stop. Here’s an unrelated baby hippo. I’ve been browsing Imgur as much as Reddit lately. They are very similar…
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It’s May – Nephew Turns 3 Today, I Turn 31 Soon – Busy The Next Three Days (and All of May)
I woke up at 3ish am and couldn’t go back to sleep. So naturally, I played Zelda. Ran around everywhere for a while finding Korok Seeds and marking spots where Korok Seeds are, but I couldn’t figure out the riddle. There are many shrines and seeds to go still… and only one memory. I fell…
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Emo Taxi – Secret Admirer? Nah, Troll. – Kim Zolciak
I’m emotionally spent. I was in an emo taxi. As I was emotionally taxed. In a Dashboard Confessional mixed with Death Cab for Cutie kinda mood but in Mexico. If I had an emo band in Mexico, I would call it “El Taxi de Memo.” Yeah. After pouring out my feelings in a word vomit…
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1,100 Pictures – Beer, BBQ, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Mascots, Fireworks, Shit Band, Non-Sense
I took a massively 1,100 pictures last night. I guess this is nothing. I used to shoot over 2,000 frames a day. But by the end of the day, (or throughout the day) I would just select pics, and send it to the office. Editing was on the editors. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. Choose. Send. And…
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Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog
I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…
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Monday Acted like a Drunken Sunday – San Diego for Cover Tomorrow – Zelda Nerd Talk
Well… the week is supposed to start now. Monday that acted like a Sunday was great. The restaurant that my girlfriend wanted to go was packed to the brim yesterday at noon. It was more than an hour wait. And it’s probably not even good. But it looks nice and clean, and that’s what she…
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Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman
This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…
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Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch
Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…
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