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  • Meeting the Housewrecker – Babe Got Drunk – And Gallos Won

    I went to have brunch with my babe. Yep. I call her babe most of the time. It came natural. I never really called anyone babe since my girlfriend in college. It’s a simple shitty horrible couple nickname. But that’s what came natural. So she’s my babe. We went to Teléfonica Gastro Park. We were…

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  • Garbage Published – Rain and Foul Mood – Coherence is Not a RomCom, My Life…

    I got published yesterday. A story about garbage and how the new city mayor of Tijuana is not doing much for the city. The city is a mess. And he trolls it. To read the story… CLICK HERE! The comments make me laugh (and at the same time they anger me). I don’t even get…

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  • Not Much To Do But Wait – Pokémon Go Gen 2 – Shit Weather, Lights Out!

    Holy shit! I’m so behind the Pokémon Go craze that I just realized I’m not behind at all. Okay. What? Nerd talk. This is what happened. I could never play PoGo since its release because I only had a shitty iPad and it would crash. Now that I have my iPhone SE the game runs,…

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  • Longest Story I’ve Written, Sent! – Yep. She’s a Beauty and I’m a Stay at Home Dad – FAKE News

    Hey! Thanks to everyone congratulating me and telling my girlfriend is beautiful. She truly is. I’m still in awe in how pretty she is. And how comfortable I am with her. With us. Seeing her every morning makes me really happy. Waiting for her to get off work is a pain though. I finished work…

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  • This Is Us – Settling into Routine – Roommate Offended a Snowflake, Crickets Published

    This is us: Picture by Reader Andy at KoMe (Korean Tacos) I like us. She makes me happy. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s my happy face. My Valentines’ gift for her was a fail. She told me she couldn’t find her headphones. She never told me that she found them after all. So I bought…

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  • Cake Day, Wedding Days, Tour Days!!! – She Got The Job – Bryan is Back and He got Fat

    She came home yesterday when I was finishing my blog looking defeated. “Oh fuck,” I thought. But no. She got the job. She just doesn’t like it. Today is her first day. She described her boss like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Never saw the movie. But I get it. Meryl Streep was a…

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  • First Night Without Her and Disagreements – Jobs! Work! Monday! – Ryan Gosling

    She’s at a job interview right now. Then she should be on her way back to me. It’s the longest we spent apart since we met. Just one night. I got so used to her. To us. That now is odd for her not to be around. And I overslept. By a lot. Bisho took…

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  • Because We Love You (Fest) – Hipster Saturday – Work Reject Work

    I promise there will be no much cheese on this post. Just this. She brought me a sandwich with chipotle sauce, beans, mushrooms, and cherry tomatoes. It was good and spicy (sooooo good and spicy). All it was missing (for me) was some chicken. Chipotle love. Her cooking is an absolute amazing surprise. You know.…

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  • Clean New Apartment and Life – One Week of Cheesy Love – Fiction… !?

    It’s been one week since I met her. We’ve been together ever since, except for a good 6-10 hours when we weren’t. The apartment is the cleanest it has been since I moved here.  She makes me a better person. Neighbor hooked it up with his cleaning lady and the vacuum (thanks David!). It wasn’t…

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  • The Last Swipe – Deleting my Bachelor Life – Work Work Work (for Her, for Us)

    Yesterday was the first day since we met that we spend more than 5 hours apart. IT WAS TORTURE. I’m kidding. It wasn’t bad at all and it’s not like we can’t be apart. I did think of her all the time. I walked around downtown. Paid the internet bill. And wander some more. Then…

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  • Dopamine Story – We Drink Beer – Blog Changes to We Wii Oui Us

    ^That’s pretty much how I feel. And I can’t help myself. I want to shout it from the top of a mountain. This is not a love story. It’s a dopamine story. We’re both conscious that it is the dopamine in our brains making us feel this way. This connected. Feeling this good. Feeling in…

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  • I Skipped Mérida – We Is Has Feelz – RomCom

    At the airport at 7 am. About to board the plane. I turned around before going through security and there she is running towards me. Crying. I can’t leave yet. I can’t. RomCom scenario. It sorta happened like that. Yep. I’m still with her. And I haven’t felt like this from…. I think my whole…

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  • Karaoke, Lost My Voice and More – Lowrider Photoshoot – Shit Super Bowl LI (Post 200!)

    I put my life on pause when I shouldn’t have. Yep. I skipped my blog yesterday. And didn’t do shit for work the whole weekend. Truth is… I met someone, then continued to be with that someone through the whole day. It’s funny how life changes quickly that fast. Well… actually. Nothing changed. I just…

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  • COUGH! I Feel Sick – New iPhone and Snapchat – Photoshoot and Mérida!

    COUGH COUGH COUGH! I wake up with my nose clogged and coughing my lungs off to then spit out a gross phlegm from my throat. I felt like I was going to get sick since Sunday, but it was never bad and I ignored it. It hit me yesterday after eating a burger. Suddenly I…

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  • I’m Going to Merida – Phone Dead – I Lied to Myself

    It’s funny how much can change in just a second. Right after posting if I should go to Merida, people started messaging me that I should. That doesn’t really disuade me. It was a few moments after that the editor got back to me that he did accept my article. JUMP! Happy dance! HAPPY DANCE!…

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  • Exhausted with Trump – Homecooking – Dreaming of Merida Vacation

    It’s been less than 2 weeks since Trump took office and it feels like it’s been more than a year. Each and every moment there is something going on with Trump. It’s tiresome. I don’t remember paying this much attention to every single move a president does in forever. It is especially fucking over innocent…

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  • Pictures at 4 AM – Kitchen is Back, January Ends – Deleting Trump Supporters

    After publishing my word vomit, I accompanied my friend Willie grocery shopping. He was nice enough to help me do something I’ve been wanting to do for a while, fix my stove/oven. And by fixing, I mean simply buying some cinder blocks to lift that mother fucker off the ground and make cooking more comfortable.…

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  • Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore

    Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…

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  • Danny Boy Part Deux – Carne Asada Party – Labeled as Fake News

    Welp. I’ve talked about writing fake news. I wrote real news. And I got labeled as fake news from a most likely Trump supporter. Why do I think he is a Trump supporter? Because he called it fake news. Inaccurate, poorly written, non-sensical, lack of research, or many other things would have insulted me more.…

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  • Youngest Tijuana Adventurer – Danny Boy! – Border Wall Pics Published

    What a busy Friday and Frinight. In the morning I went to Playas with San Francisco Chilanga girl, Cat. We went to investigate what was up with the border wall. Just a day after Trump signed the executive order… a flimsy (not to say shitty) chain-link fence was imposed over the already existing barrier. Waves…

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  • Living Next to Border Wall – God Emperor – Freelance San Francisco Chilanga Meet

    UUUUffff Living next to the border wall in the era of God Emperor Mad Man Trump is one helluva trip. Seriously. If you visit /r/the_donald, that’s what they call him. And they truly think he is doing the right thing for America. The comments of support. Of blatant racism and cynicism. Of “we won, deal…

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  • Look Away! Trump Era – Purrfect Grammer – BroDate, Brunch, Beers, And Casino

    Day 5 of Trump era. The world gets wackier each day. He announced yesterday that today will be a big day for National Security. That mostly means he is building a wall. And here I sit couple hundred feet away from the wall that is already built. Its bright lights pierce my balcony windows every…

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  • Lemony Snicket’s Nightmare – Weather is Still Shit – Work Time!

    As soon as I typed weather is still shit…. the rain stopped and the sun came out. Then my friend Willie called me to say let’s go get brunch. So I’m not sure if I will finish this post before he gets here or not. Truth is… I woke up at 6 a.m. Bisho woke…

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  • The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey

    I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…

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  • Mad Dog Mateo – Blackout Drunk Part 2 – Intensity!

    Don Julio should change names to mindfuckery and memory erasing. Again. I partied with two South Africans that showed me that I have no limits when it comes to enjoying Tijuana debauchery. The plan was to go get a Montecristo sandwich at Azarosa, drink a beer, and pass out again. Azarosa was closed. So I…

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