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Fuck You CESPT (No Water Stil) – Shower Curtain Improvement – Teak’s Art
Fuck you CESPT (water services) in Tijuana. This is ridiculous. You were supposed to shut the water down for a day for repairs. It’s been three days. There is absolutely no running water. Not even a drip. Not in my apartment. Not anywhere in almost all of downtown Tijuana and a few other areas. Bars…
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Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher
It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…
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Nerdy Talk Alert – Breath of the Wild – Pizza + Zelda
And…. I actually don’t want to write too much today. Because I want to go back to playing. I went to bed around midnight after playing for around 5 hours. And I woke up before dawn to start playing again. Yes. Breath of the Wild is fucking fantastic. That’s what the new Zelda is called btw……
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Zona Norte Drama This Lovely Morning – Catching Up At Nelson – USA Today
A lovely morning sun shined heavily through my large balcony windows in my cheap Tijuana apartment. Roommate is gone. Girlfriend is gone. Bisho was sunbathing and stretching happily on the foot of my bed. California weather is back. I don’t mind the cold showers again. I opened the sliding doors to enjoy some morning sun, and…
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Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine
She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…
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Ever Met Someone And Spent 30+ Nights Together? (Fuck this Blog)
I skipped a day. That’s the 3rd day of the year that I don’t write on my blog. On a Saturday. And it is starting to feel like a daily blog is pointless. Somewhat dumb. Unnecessary. Who is paying me? No one obviously. Who would pay me for such stupid word vomit? My Saturday wasn’t…
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Under La Botarga, A Dr. Simi Story – Anthony’s Pt. 2 – Nothing and Tennis Maybe?!
Under La Botarga Exploring the Plushy Dungeons of Zona Norte “It gets hot and uncomfortable, but I deal with it,” comments Patricio Herman Dominguez, also known as Dr. Simi. Patricio comes from the humble town of Houses of Saint Cristobal in Chiapas, Guatemala. “I’ve always dreamed to be a botarga,” continues Patricio. “I went to…
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License is Here – Nothing to Pitch – Depression, Cover Story, and a Girlfriend
I’ve been waking up late. And then I get depressed. Not sure if depressed because waking up late. Or waking up late because of depressed. There. I made a meme about it. In reality, its lack of work. Because life is good. I have an amazing girlfriend that I love. Who is at work right now.…
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Blog Stats – A Requiem for my Shirts – Back to Classical Guitar
I almost completely forgot about my blog today. I basically forgot to think about what to write. Yesterday’s sushi rant took a lot of energy. And I did that for absolutely no reason. After that, I didn’t want to work anymore. But I did. I finish the story. I edited this morning and it’s already…
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Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch
Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…
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PayDay and Cover Story! – Nintendo Switch, Shit, March Already – Still Sick….
I just spent my first hour of the morning looking at reviews of the new Nintendo Switch. Shit. It’s March already. It’s been March for a couple of days. I still feel a bit sick. Today is pay day. I’m getting a cover soon. There. Blog post done. Kidding. I could rant about Trump forever.…
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DMV Nightmare – Now I’m Sick – Bro’s Birthday
Welp. I bitched and bitched about going to the DMV. I was wrong. It was…. pretty fucking nice. I was going to be a tad late for my appointment. Google maps told me I was going to be around 25 minutes late walking. But I walk fast, and I ran a bit. I made it…
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Great Day and Bad Day – Double Cuddles – DMV Time
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK A VERY LARGE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK TODAY! I have to go to the DMV. As in soon. Shower. No push-ups. No breakfast. Some coffee. And I am out. I have 18 minutes to complete this blog post. Let’s see how it goes. I had a great day yesterday. I was working, when I decided fuck it,…
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Published! – No More Rain, So Much Sleep – My Annoying Girlfriend
Hey. I finally got published. Some dude that always comments in my articles something negative about Tijuana commented in my article something negative about Tijuana. Click the screen cap to go to article. OR CLICK HERE. My roommate also got published about a party we went too. Click on the screen cap to go to…
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Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm
Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…
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Saturday with Brozo – More Little Planet Photo – Sunday Brunch Time
It’s Sunday! Aka Dormingo in Spanish. Yes. The extra r is on purpose. As in Dormingo for dormir. Get it? No? Okay. This will be a short shitty post because it’s Sunday and I have to go eat brunch with mah babe and her girlfriend. Brozo. Dan. Radio DJ of 94.9. Freelance videographer. Friend. Dude.…
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Fuck Twitter and Trump – REDDIT OBSESSED – 3 Weeks Together and Only One Issue
My Twitter feed is bullshit. Here. Follow my bullshit. Lately I’ve been obsessing with reading Trump’s tweets. It took Trump for me to start giving a shit about Twitter. Reading about him on Reddit is not enough. Reading dozens of articles a day is not enough. Watching the news is not enough. And by news…
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Little Planet Photography Tijuana – Food Porn Pork/Bread Bresca – Fucking Friday!
That was my first attempt at a Little Planet photo. I photoshopped a different one first while waiting to transfer this. The other attempt was too horrible that I don’t even consider it an attempt. This one was also not perfect. I dislike how it doesn’t end in a perfect circle. So I will make…
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Queries Accepted = Work Time – Bus Ride + Interview – Pokémon Go Addict
“Hey babe, mind walking with me to go get a Pokémon?” I never thought I would utter these words to a girl, until last night. There was an Ursaring in the park and I was curious to go catch it. Yep. My girlfriend said yes and we went to the park to catch me a fucking Pokémon.…
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The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver
There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…
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Meeting the Housewrecker – Babe Got Drunk – And Gallos Won
I went to have brunch with my babe. Yep. I call her babe most of the time. It came natural. I never really called anyone babe since my girlfriend in college. It’s a simple shitty horrible couple nickname. But that’s what came natural. So she’s my babe. We went to Teléfonica Gastro Park. We were…
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Not Much To Do But Wait – Pokémon Go Gen 2 – Shit Weather, Lights Out!
Holy shit! I’m so behind the Pokémon Go craze that I just realized I’m not behind at all. Okay. What? Nerd talk. This is what happened. I could never play PoGo since its release because I only had a shitty iPad and it would crash. Now that I have my iPhone SE the game runs,…
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Longest Story I’ve Written, Sent! – Yep. She’s a Beauty and I’m a Stay at Home Dad – FAKE News
Hey! Thanks to everyone congratulating me and telling my girlfriend is beautiful. She truly is. I’m still in awe in how pretty she is. And how comfortable I am with her. With us. Seeing her every morning makes me really happy. Waiting for her to get off work is a pain though. I finished work…
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This Is Us – Settling into Routine – Roommate Offended a Snowflake, Crickets Published
This is us: Picture by Reader Andy at KoMe (Korean Tacos) I like us. She makes me happy. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s my happy face. My Valentines’ gift for her was a fail. She told me she couldn’t find her headphones. She never told me that she found them after all. So I bought…
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Cake Day, Wedding Days, Tour Days!!! – She Got The Job – Bryan is Back and He got Fat
She came home yesterday when I was finishing my blog looking defeated. “Oh fuck,” I thought. But no. She got the job. She just doesn’t like it. Today is her first day. She described her boss like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Never saw the movie. But I get it. Meryl Streep was a…
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