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Youngest Tijuana Adventurer – Danny Boy! – Border Wall Pics Published
What a busy Friday and Frinight. In the morning I went to Playas with San Francisco Chilanga girl, Cat. We went to investigate what was up with the border wall. Just a day after Trump signed the executive order… a flimsy (not to say shitty) chain-link fence was imposed over the already existing barrier. Waves…
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Living Next to Border Wall – God Emperor – Freelance San Francisco Chilanga Meet
UUUUffff Living next to the border wall in the era of God Emperor Mad Man Trump is one helluva trip. Seriously. If you visit /r/the_donald, that’s what they call him. And they truly think he is doing the right thing for America. The comments of support. Of blatant racism and cynicism. Of “we won, deal…
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Lemony Snicket’s Nightmare – Weather is Still Shit – Work Time!
As soon as I typed weather is still shit…. the rain stopped and the sun came out. Then my friend Willie called me to say let’s go get brunch. So I’m not sure if I will finish this post before he gets here or not. Truth is… I woke up at 6 a.m. Bisho woke…
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The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey
I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…
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I Had a Dream, That I Was Drinking Beer – Tacotopia Invites!!! – Marylin Manson
I’ve been sleeping weird and having weird dreams. Today I woke up again at 5 am. Couldn’t go back to bed…. YEP I DID! I forced myself to it. But I remember waking up and thinking “ohhhh shit, here we go again, no sleep again!” I also remember a weird dream very very briefly. I’ve…
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Headache, Backache, and No Sleep… – But Great TJ Adventure – Skipped a Day
I skipped my blog yesterday for the first time all year! Also… didn’t do a single push-up! And I feel bad about it. How silly of me. Like I need to inform the internet of what I do everyday. But maybe someday, I’ll go back and read at all the idiotic shit I wrote. I…
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Trolly to UC La Jolla – San Diego Hangin’ – Weird Letter
Yesterday was better. Hung out with my San Diego buddies. Had some In N’ Out, talked about work, played videogames, and dicked around. I had a main goal, to pick up my mail. There was some mail at the office. Some at my friend Brozo’s place. Brozo had to go to the office, so I…
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The End of An Era – Two Constants in My Life – San Diego For Two Days
ANDDDDD I woke up really early and couldn’t go back to bed. Nope. Not this time. Bisho cuddles weren’t enough to make sleep happen again. Yesterday was a bad day. Just before going to do laundry I got a couple of emails from an editor. I worked with many editors. I have been an editor myself.…
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Hate Today Sucks – Beer and Stand Up Talk – Of Osiris and Bisho
I woke up today before dawn. Waking up real early is already a sign of fuck today. Hate today. Today Sucks. Then watched Netflix. The end of Rick & Morty for the 10th time. And Jim Gaffigan’s new special. OHHH Gaffigan. So predictable. I have his DVD King Baby. I bought over a decade ago.…
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Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep
Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…
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I Don’t Like It, Mexico Should Get Violent – My Peace Studies Major – NFL To Ignore
I… uh…. don’t like writing about shitty news. For the first time in 5 years I am telling people not to come visit. Shit is weird right now. And I don’t like it. I don’t like writing shit that is negative. But it is the truth. Though I don’t like it. Shit is fucked. People…
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MarioKart and a Car – Gasolinazo Protests – Mad Max Mexico
Well.. Yesterday I woke up earlier than usual. Then I said fuck it. And overslept again. But my mind was still active. I kept thinking about writing about what Mexico is going through right now. And so I did. I told my editor, he said ASAP, and 2 hours later I sent him an article.…
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Uber/Lyft Driving – Writing Hiatus – Friday Already! And Mexico is Going to Shit!
Friday already! Shit! Week went by and I did…. nothing! At least I’m getting paid for a story I wrote. The story is about eating these: It’s a good story. I have no idea when it’s coming out. Speaking about stories, I’m taking a writing hiatus. Not here. I love my word vomit. It feels…
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First Monday! – Fix my iPad, Fix my Writing, Fix my License, Fix my Life – Hayden Panettiere’s Boob! (& Wladmir Klitschnko)
I’m not big on planning. Plans never go the way I want them too. But I need a plan to fix my life. I woke up to a few emails I didn’t like. And yep yep yep. I’m going to complain and say I want to give up. It feels like when you are taking…
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Yay! A number Changed! – Happy Bday Bisho! – Word Vomit 2016 Summary
Yay!! A number changed from 2016 to 2017. Celebrating a new year is like celebrating seeing 11:11 on your phone. It means dick. Celebrate every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month. Number changes. I guess the year is the bigger of them all. And that’s why celebrating decades gets even…
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Andy’s Surprise Bday Success – Pizza All Day – Holiday Bonus!
All I ate yesterday was pizza. I crossed the border at around 3 pm to head to the office. I wanted In & Out, but I forgot that I bought a one-way ticket on the trolley, so I couldn’t stop for a burger :( Instead I went straight to the office. And found out I…
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Hangover? Nah. Headache. – Spanglish Cover – Risk Tonight
I woke up early with a sharp headache. I couldn’t concentrate. Water, aspirin, shrimp tacos, coffee, more water… nothing helps it. It’s almost gone now, but it’s still there. I didn’t even drink much yesterday (4 beers and an especial). But it’s like all that I drank on Sunday hit me like a train way…
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2017 Undecided – Great Xmas to Spiraling Out of TJ Control – Fergie and Josh Duhamel
Xmas was great. My mom’s Carne en Su Jugo is fantastic and I have tons of it in the fridge. I also have the prosciutto wrapped salmon from the night before. And a bunch of cookies and brownies. Also. Success in my mom’s presents! She liked them both. It was a good xmas day/dinner. Family…
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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal – Weather is Weather and Quotes – Wrapping Presents Uncle Level
Rarely. I tweet. But I tweeted this that I liked: “Being cynical means you are often right, but are rarely happy about it.” I liked that quote. It was a comment on Reddit. I should give credit to the person that wrote that, but I forgot his username. That shit, however, is spot on. And…
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2 Great Days in A Row – Three Birds Stoned at Once – Bye Visitors!
I had two great days in a row! And I want to continue that luck so I’ll be heading out to meet my roommate for some beers and fried chicken soon. On Wednesday I got three birds stoned at once. That’s a Rickyism, from TPBs. What I really mean is I got three birds with…
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Oh Hai New Visitors – Stats Are Booming – Year Ends SOON!
YOUR STATS ARE BOOMING! My iPad tells me every 2 hours after I post a blog thingy. Then I look at my stats and it’s like “17 people visited your webpage.” Yep. It exaggerates by a lot. That’s not booming stats. But hey. The past two days without reddit gimmicks or anything, I’ve gotten over…
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Hibernation Nightmare – Soy un Pendejo Potencial – Sting
I woke up from a nightmare in the wee hours of the morning. Like always, when I woke up, I remembered all the details. Instead of writing them, I told myself “yeah, you’ll remember them later.” Of course I don’t. All I remember is that I was sleeping in my apartment, except it was a…
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Early Aussie Tour – Especiales and a Great Conversation – Super Moon was Liked
Yesterday I was not around at home at all because I had one of the earliest Tijuana Adventure tours ever…. I crossed the border around 9:30 am to meet with Ed and Eleanor from Melbourne, Australia. Ed has family in Los Angeles so apparently they visit frequently enough that a trip to Tijuana was due.…
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Reversed Age Technology – Cover Story! – Super Moon!
I woke up at 4 am and couldn’t go back to bed until 6 am… but then I didn’t really sleep… Kinda just waited until it was my regular morning time. Now I feel oddish. And I have a call for some psychological survey for creatives that would pay me for a few hours of…
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Beard Gone – Theater Night – The Dude! Jeff Bridges
I wasted my whole morning changing my appearance. I haven’t done any of the work that I said I was going to do. And I don’t have enough time to do a top 10 of music right now, so that will have to wait until next week. I uhh.. I got stuck writing an article.…
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