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A Ship In The Woods Full Album – Finishing Taco Mission – If The World Had Downvotes
A girl recently told me, “I just want to be insta famous.” You are a hot young girl. A selfie garners more likes than any picture I’ll ever take (unless if I take pictures of hot girls). It sounds silly. But I get it. We (or maybe not everyone) cares about getting some likes on…
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She Missed Her Flight – I Did Nothing and Lost My Shit Sunglasses – Thwarted Plans, Now What?
Well… Nothing went like planned. We went to try a new place by Pasaje Gomez that serves burgers and craft beer. She got a portobello burger, and I got the meat one with ham and bacon (and it was supposed to be a double, but I rather have just the single). They were both really…
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Swell Time I’m Almost 31 – 4/20 Celebration Dumbfuckery – Too Many Car Options
Here we go! Another day. Another word vomit. It feels like a Saturday. Alas, it is not. Ok. Getting way too distracted with Reddit, looking for cars, and reading articles. I have work to do…? Question mark? Haven’t had breakfast yet either. This day is going slow, and I’m doing nothing. Let’s change that. First…
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Click Bait Title Work – Sorry, We Did Not Break Up – In San Diego Wasting My Day
Well… Starting my day already in bad shape. I got on the wrong bus, sort of knew it and still did it. Now I am waiting for the trolley on Iris Station, typing on my iPad. It smells strongly of a cheap hot dog. The remnants of a 7-eleven big bite are nearby. The garbage…
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Scrabble, Jenga, Risk, and even Magic the Gathering – Gallos Lost, I lost – Oysters Time
She became Scrabble obsessed. I created a monster. Yesterday she didn’t want to stop playing. I had to drag her out of the house. Mostly because I wanted to place a bet on Gallos winning against America. Odds were paying well. But I made it a minute late and couldn’t place a bet. We went…
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Scrabble and Board Games – Everyone is in Either Coachella or Ensenada – Pinche Paco Bought a Camera
My girlfriend takes for eternity to play a word in scrabble. I have played a lot of scrabble in my life, I believe I am pretty decent at it. So I am obviously kicking her ass. I started playing a lot during my college years. Before word with friends was a thing, it existed on…
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Lasagna for Breakfast – Paid Photo Mission #2 – Getting More Busy (Duh… Busier!)
I don’t have much time to word vomit this morning. Adulting is getting serious and my calendar starts to get more packed. I have to run in less than 30 minutes to meet another writer to do some photographs for his story. It’s pay request Tuesday. And pay request I did. I woke up before…
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Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit
“You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…
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Somewhat Nervous to Adult – A&E Show? – Quitting Zelda
Again I woke up before dawn. This time it was the new gig that woke me up. I’m not totally nervous about the work, I will eventually have to do it. I’m nervous about doing adult stuff that comes with it. I’ve literally haven’t driven in the US in the past 5 years. I’m nervous…
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Rijiuuuuu!! – Everything Goes Fine, Except I can’t Write – Oh Yeah, I Cooked
Rijiuuuuuuuu!!! I haven’t thought of that word in years. I was happy dancing and saying RIJIUUUUU yesterday. Rijiu, definition by my friend Juliu who I haven’t seen in more than half a decade. Rijiu = the best word in the world for when you have the best feeling in the world. Rijiu is pure joy. And to…
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Oh Shit! April Already – Emotionally Drained and Nelson Drama – Amanda Peet
Okay! Let’s get this Monday started! I stink. I should shower. Push-ups. Shower. Mexican pizza for breakfast. Babe is at work. She had to fire someone today, but the girl quit before she could fire her. She got called a horrible boss and a bitch. She’s fine though. The girl that she hired (from what…
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Beisbol Today – My Twitter Account Got Hacked – Ska Show at Night!?
I’ve been waking up in the middle of a night with a cough and congested nose. This time was around 3 am. Went into the bathroom to spit. And I spat out fragments of mucus and blood. This has been going on for over a week. I’m not really sick, and it’s more grotesque than…
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The Calamity – Fighting is Healthy, Right? – Paparazzi Gangbang Katie Price
OHHH the calamity! We fought yesterday, basically after publishing my blog. It had nothing to do with the blog post. It was actually really silly. We fought because all my clothes have holes in them and I wear shirts way too small for my size. And well… Though I am changing the way I dress…
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Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog
I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…
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Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania
I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…
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Fuck You CESPT (No Water Stil) – Shower Curtain Improvement – Teak’s Art
Fuck you CESPT (water services) in Tijuana. This is ridiculous. You were supposed to shut the water down for a day for repairs. It’s been three days. There is absolutely no running water. Not even a drip. Not in my apartment. Not anywhere in almost all of downtown Tijuana and a few other areas. Bars…
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No Water Smelly Tijuana – Missed my DSLR – Girlfriend Ruins her Arrival
Fucking fuck. There’s no water in the apartment. There’s hasn’t been water since yesterday. There is no water all over downtown. Establishments are having water problems, especially bars. Downtown Tijuana is going to extra smelly if the fuckers over at CESPT don’t fix this soon. This is fucked up. It was supposedly going to be…
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Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher
It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…
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Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine
She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…
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Ever Met Someone And Spent 30+ Nights Together? (Fuck this Blog)
I skipped a day. That’s the 3rd day of the year that I don’t write on my blog. On a Saturday. And it is starting to feel like a daily blog is pointless. Somewhat dumb. Unnecessary. Who is paying me? No one obviously. Who would pay me for such stupid word vomit? My Saturday wasn’t…
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First Night Without Her and Disagreements – Jobs! Work! Monday! – Ryan Gosling
She’s at a job interview right now. Then she should be on her way back to me. It’s the longest we spent apart since we met. Just one night. I got so used to her. To us. That now is odd for her not to be around. And I overslept. By a lot. Bisho took…
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Early Photoshoot and New Number – Mérida Confirmed – A Thousand Selfies and The Great Wall
I was booked for an early photoshoot at one of my favorite breweries. I trade pictures for beer. 10 beers to be precise. Which is less than $50. And I shouldn’t be doing anything for less than $50. But the brewer has become a friend, and everyone in the brewery feels like family. Plus, hey!…
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Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore
Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…
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Living Next to Border Wall – God Emperor – Freelance San Francisco Chilanga Meet
UUUUffff Living next to the border wall in the era of God Emperor Mad Man Trump is one helluva trip. Seriously. If you visit /r/the_donald, that’s what they call him. And they truly think he is doing the right thing for America. The comments of support. Of blatant racism and cynicism. Of “we won, deal…
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Look Away! Trump Era – Purrfect Grammer – BroDate, Brunch, Beers, And Casino
Day 5 of Trump era. The world gets wackier each day. He announced yesterday that today will be a big day for National Security. That mostly means he is building a wall. And here I sit couple hundred feet away from the wall that is already built. Its bright lights pierce my balcony windows every…
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