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Monday Blues, Sniffles, and Cough – Crazy Fast Year – Jessica Alba
It’s Monday and I overslept this morning. Finally took a cold ass painful shower, and headed out to do my favorite thing… Laundry! /s I am typing this in the laundromat, headphones on my head, Hella playing, bored out of my mind and in a state of nothingness. I have work this week. I queried…
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Sick and Sore but Ready to Work – Shirtless Selfie in Bad Taste – Bristol Palin
I woke up Sunday very sore and somewhat sick. Coughing. Aching. Sneezing. Dying. I’m still sick and sore today. But it wasn’t all that horrible. I got to be lazy and watch NFL all day like I do on Sundays. I also ordered a pizza and ate it whole in less than 30 minutes. Saturday…
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Reddit Meet Success! – Great Saturday, NFL Lazy Sunday – Fergie, LiLo, Paris
Saturday was great. After doing work, sending emails, and other stuff, I headed to the border to meetup with Reddit people. Reddit people. Reddit people. You never know what to expect with Reddit people. First guy was there before me. Brett was his name. He was cool. Basically what I expected. Someone around my age…
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Pepe Nacho Story Sent – Cross Border Redditor Meeting Soon
Welp! I did it again. I pitched a story for the news section which limits me to less than 1,000 words (should be less than 800 or 500 normally). But… I wrote 2,300+ words. Sent it this morning to the editor that had no idea about the story, but that handles the larger sections (and the…
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Tijuana Never Disappoints – Shooting Video for Cash – Marisa Tomei
A friend from central Mexico said that “Tijuana nunca decepciona.” She’s been here for a few months and she is always amazed in how any night in Tijuana can turn into a crazy party. Tijuana never disappoints. There is always something to do. Something to see… eat.. drink… meet… listen…. Often I walk the streets…
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Busy Week, Elections and Crap – Perfect Saturday – Jeff Goldblum
I had one of the best Saturdays I had in a long long time. I was productive, I got material, I got photos, I garnered all I needed for this next week. Now this week I have to shape all that material into articles, work my ass off and get $$$. And I basically have…
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Halloween/Jalogüin – Forever a Cow – Courtney Love
Oh boy! What a week I had! The shitty part of the week. I’ve only written one article which = I’m not making much money. Especially because it was a food article and that’s almost no money. The best part… FUCKING HALLOWEEN. It’s so much fun. Pictures narrate my night better than I can with…
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My Earliest and Healthiest Tour – Especiales While Sick – Verne Troyer
I had my earliest tour yet this Saturday at 11 a.m. I met with Michael, his fiancee, and his mom to get to know as many neighborhoods of Tijuana as we possibly can, since Michael is thinking about moving into town. We started with Playas, ate in Telefonica, went around Cacho and Chapu, far to…
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Weekend Was Amazing – Hating This Monday – Whitney Houston
I used to loathe Sundays. They always made me feel so numb. But nah… now Sundays are alright. I enjoy them. They are a break. It has NFL. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Everyone hates Mondays. Very Garfieldesque. But I am hating this Monday. It’s so mundane. HARHARHARHAR After my awesome Thursday,…
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Reposting for Karma – Uncertainty Leads to Depression – Media Log 2011
Welp. A weekend has passed and still no response. So my check for this week is uncertain and I am tired of that and it makes me sorta depressed. So I’m back to broke again. But I’m alright. I did some other work that will pay me alright. I can afford rent. And I still…
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Post #100! – Let’s Party – Kim Fucking Kardashian
YAY! I made it! Post #100. Incredible. I feel accomplished. And like I need to rest for such shitty accomplishment as narrate my weekly life and post pictures of celebrities that I took years ago. But I have so much work to do after I am done with this post. I didn’t do much writing…
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Job Cancellations on Post 98 – Toros de Tijuana Beisbol – Adriana Lima
It’s cloudy. There might be rainstorms. I already missed it a bit yesterday, but I might get one of those awesome lightning pictures. It’s been quite some time that I’ve desired this. Probably my whole life. I had an inspired week. A weird week (like always). A meaningless and meaningful week. A lot of action.…
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Canceled Week – Cheeseburger Picnic Party – Lauren Bacall
Last week was supposed to be amazing. I had this three day beer tour event invitation to just enjoy beer everything paid. It got canceled. Plans fell through, and I fell with them. My week was wasted in absolute nothingness. When I said I was going to work, I ended up frozen in time, procrastination…
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Survived Being Broke – Time to Work on Drinking More Beer – Alessandra Ambrosio
Being broke wasn’t that horrible. Like I said… I’m used to it. At least this time I was broke by choice: I went on a long vacation trip and spent over $1,000 in a couple of weeks. Mea culpa. All of last year I was broke barely making enough to live, but that wasn’t much…
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Yes, People Die – Juan Gabriel Made Me a Paparazzo – Sly Stone
Yes. People die. Juan Gabriel yesterday, and now Gene Wilder. The flood of posts on social media is outstanding. I feel like this trend generated a couple of years ago. I remember 2014 as many people posting dead celebrity news and the world weeping. That year everyone was like “how many 2014?” It was the…
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Home is Weird and I am Broke – Fuck Zion Ntl’ Park (Vegas & Road Trip) – Julia Stiles
It’s been a week since I came back home. Tijuana is weird. I ended up walking around yesterday and shouting inside my head “Weird people doing weird shit all the time! WEIRD PEOPLE DOING WEIRD SHIT ALL THE TIME!” I miss the road a lot. But now that a week has passed, I’m getting used…
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Back to Reality – Road Trip Over – Vin Diesel
The contrasts of what we see on the road are amazing. Especially when you camp for three nights in the middle of nowhere in Utah then stay in a 5-star hotel in the middle of the strip in Las Vegas and to finish it up in Tijuana. Road trip is over. I’m back in Tijuana.…
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Minneapolis and USA Road Trip – Nervous/Excited as Fuck – Robert Downey Jr
Hey United States! I’m going to be traveling through you. Flying to Minneapolis then driving down back. With my camera. And my friends! Here is what the itinerary looks like so far: I’m leaving Tijuana on Tuesday to arrive to LA at some point in the late afternoon. Spending the night with my best friend in…
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Facebookless for a Week – I’m Busy – Anthony Kiedis
The grumpiness got the best of me. I started fighting with everyone, blocking, and deleting people. I am always saying I need a vacation, but that’s not going to happen any time soon (or is it…?) A friend invited me on a road trip, but not about timeline. But it might be done. What I…
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Grumpmaster Matt – Starfox is AWESOME – Paul Rudd
It was a weird week. I feel like I say that every single week. I just can’t help it. Tijuana is a weird place and it makes weird days and nights. Last week I said I was pretty down, well, this week I was a grumpmaster. Monday that I was a bit down, I decided…
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Not Loving This Monday, Sorta Down & Much Work – Reddit Meetup – Isabel Lucas
Last blog post I left in a rush because I had a photography mission with Andy. Unfortunately, we failed. We waited for hours in two dive bars in Tijuana for the electric shocks salesman, but he never appeared. I still have that mission… That’s me drinking in a bar waiting for something to happen. Andy…
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Ensenada Beer Adventure Paradise – One More Feature Story – Morrissey
Ahhhh Breeze…. I haven’t worked at the beach for a while, but I thought it would be a great way to start my week. I used to go to Cafe Aquamarino for lunch and work from there, but this time I am in a different spot. A friend publishes a picture from this place almost…
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The Calm Before the Storm – Videogame Addict – Jason Bateman
I thought I was going to be really busy with the new gig, but no new tasks came all week. I am glad I bought the Wii, though now it consumes all my time. Yep. I didn’t do any work all week. Well, just Thursday I did some interviewing and picture taking. You know. Work.…
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Nerd on my Skin – First Fruits of New Labor – Reese Witherspoon
For the first time in a long time, I got a decent paycheck for two weeks work. And work a lot I did. I also had a Tijuana Adventure that kept me from touching my bank account, which is pretty nice. And like always, Tijuana Adventure was really insanely fun, met wonderful people, and had…
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I Live in a Swamp of Work – Everything is Going Great – Laila Ali
I started my new gig. It seemed like it was going to be slow at first, but before I knew it, I had several tasks to finish! This is my life now. Wake up earlyish, brew coffee, jump in my computer, fuck around online while I check messages, emails and notifications. Drink coffee, start…
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