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No Line, Easy Gig – Back to Book Promoting – NFL Fantasy en Español (Semana 7)
This is dumb. This year. This life. That’s how it feels. Probably because I lost in my NFL fantasy game and my parlay. Probably because I’m not sure where to go next. It feels like that way too often. I have two somewhat easy photo gigs. One is super simple. Go to multiple spots, take…
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My Fan Died, Need Thousands More – Paperback and Digital Download Available – Buy the Book!
My best and only fan died this morning. I woke up early to the smell of something burning. I drunkenly kicked the fan before going to bed. That kick might have killed the engine. The fan gets kicked around often and it’s filthy with cat hair. Maybe that also did it. It’s hot in my…
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TJ Adventure is FREE FREE FREE (Digital Edition) – Life Seems Stretchy – Paparazzi Book is Coming Along Nicely!
It’s 3:33 p.m. I woke up late. I just had breakfast. Not even halfway through my morning routine and the day is almost over… I slept all day yesterday. I wrote half a chapter of my next book. Then it was too damn hot to do anything. I laid down for a second. Next thing…
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June is Finally Here – Sexy Misty Cosplay Shoot (I Do Not Sleep With My Models) – Hollywood is Racist (Duh) and My Next Book
June is Finally Here is a great song by Don Caballero. Hella, Don Caballero, and Tera Melos (and some Lightning Bolt). I listened to them a lot in 2007. Ever since then I listen to a shit ton of math rock. The book I’m writing is going great! The other book… I get one sale…
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Drinking my Earnings – Done Spamming the Book (Working on the Next One) – LOTR Paparazzo Times (That One Time I Talked to Frodo Baggins)
I woke up at 3:00 a.m. today. I couldn’t go back to bed, so I started watching LOTR The Two Towers for the millionth time. It’s an odd concept to think of this movie as old. And Christopher Lee is gone. I saw a lot of the people in LOTR back in the paparazzo days.…
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July 2018: TJ Adventure Changes to Food & Drink Reviews – Busy as Fuck (and loving it) – Only One Cover (again)
How do I do this? I’m not sure. Life is so fucking weird. Just reading what happened last month… It was the World Cup. And that shit already feels like it happened forever ago. Nope. It was just a month ago. Move on. Liga MX time. I only watch Gallos game. And so far so…
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Picture Work Time: San Diego Breweries All Day – Craving Hot Wings Thanks to Sean Evans – Writing Time Next
I have to go. Like right now. I barely sat down with some coffee to write this. Look at the hour. And I basically should go right now. My left ear is blocked. My right ear is fucked. I’m practically deaf. How did I do this every day? There’s not much to say. Yesterday, Yesenia came…
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250 Days Together Come to an End: Last Week Together – NFL, Vacation Pictures, Much Work – Dreams of Paris Hilton
SWOOP! Big swoop! Back to Tijuana and real life. Woke up to a million notifications after dreaming about Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky. They were running away from the paparazzi at LAX. I was just there returning for a flight but I also had my camera. So I started shooting her (Paris, Nicky who…
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Half Week Left, Vacation Mode Already On! – Word Vomit Coming to an End – CTM: Cindy Crawford
Alright, dude, you can do this! My girlfriend said she was going to work for this half week that we have left before OAXACA! She lied. She woke up early this morning and said, “I don’t want to go.” Or something like that. It was 4 am. I didn’t take notes. Point is, she decided…
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Beef Over Indulgence Sunday (Burger Research Continues) – This Weird Tijuana Life – Taylor Swift for Celebrity Throwback
Muddy shitty coffee after a slow shitty morning. I couldn’t get out of bed… And I didn’t have coffee. Got an email about not getting a job that I don’t even remember applying too. Well… that’s nice. Made my walk to Calimax bought coffee and some yogurt. And then watched Wet Hot American Summer for a…
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Pot Brownies and Vodka Pasta – Jurassic World Movie Review – Celebrity Throwback: Bryce Dallas Howard
Monday, the middle of August and two-thirds done with the year. I wake up a little bit depressed and not sure why. It is probably my lack of productivity and the lack of desire to do anything about it. I was supposed to work on the weekend and I forgot about it. Didn’t get the…
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Week 30 of 52, Post 355 Total – Chester Suicide, Missing Yowie – Celebrity Monday = Caca Fun
Oh god. What a horrible choice I made this morning. I was looking for a celebrity to post on this celebrity Monday and started reading about Chester Bennington. I decided to “fuck it, I hate Linkin Park, but let’s listen to their latest album.” It’s seriously worse than I could have imagined. I would have never…
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MEH Feels – Foodie Weekend (Cine Tonalá and Oyster Porn) – Al Pacino and Giovani Ribisi
The feeling this morning is pretty meh. Girlfriend left very early because her job is switching her to France hours. I woke up at around 5 am but forced myself to sleep until 8 am. Bisho has been puking all over the place. It’s now 10 am and I don’t see where this week is…
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My Girlfriend Spams Me – Reading All About Korn – Munky is Today’s Celebrity Monday
My girlfriend started spamming everyone she has on Facebook messenger yesterday while we were out and about. I have no idea why she was doing it and told her to stop. She sent a picture of the sushi she had that I posted on the Tijuana Adventure page. This one: Her reasoning: She hasn’t talked…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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iPhone Went for a Swim – Sunday Cocktails and Cheese – Harold Ramis
iPhone got water damaged. Not my iPhone. I am usually really good at taking care of my stuff. My girlfriend, again, broke her iPhone. It’s not even hers. It’s from work. She might get fired for this, but I doubt it. She woke up very worried about it at around 4:45 am. Her iPhone went…
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The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver
There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…
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The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey
I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…
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Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep
Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…
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Hibernation Nightmare – Soy un Pendejo Potencial – Sting
I woke up from a nightmare in the wee hours of the morning. Like always, when I woke up, I remembered all the details. Instead of writing them, I told myself “yeah, you’ll remember them later.” Of course I don’t. All I remember is that I was sleeping in my apartment, except it was a…
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Beard Gone – Theater Night – The Dude! Jeff Bridges
I wasted my whole morning changing my appearance. I haven’t done any of the work that I said I was going to do. And I don’t have enough time to do a top 10 of music right now, so that will have to wait until next week. I uhh.. I got stuck writing an article.…
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Monday Blues, Sniffles, and Cough – Crazy Fast Year – Jessica Alba
It’s Monday and I overslept this morning. Finally took a cold ass painful shower, and headed out to do my favorite thing… Laundry! /s I am typing this in the laundromat, headphones on my head, Hella playing, bored out of my mind and in a state of nothingness. I have work this week. I queried…
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Sick and Sore but Ready to Work – Shirtless Selfie in Bad Taste – Bristol Palin
I woke up Sunday very sore and somewhat sick. Coughing. Aching. Sneezing. Dying. I’m still sick and sore today. But it wasn’t all that horrible. I got to be lazy and watch NFL all day like I do on Sundays. I also ordered a pizza and ate it whole in less than 30 minutes. Saturday…
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Weekend Was Amazing – Hating This Monday – Whitney Houston
I used to loathe Sundays. They always made me feel so numb. But nah… now Sundays are alright. I enjoy them. They are a break. It has NFL. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Everyone hates Mondays. Very Garfieldesque. But I am hating this Monday. It’s so mundane. HARHARHARHAR After my awesome Thursday,…
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Post #100! – Let’s Party – Kim Fucking Kardashian
YAY! I made it! Post #100. Incredible. I feel accomplished. And like I need to rest for such shitty accomplishment as narrate my weekly life and post pictures of celebrities that I took years ago. But I have so much work to do after I am done with this post. I didn’t do much writing…
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