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PIRATES! GOLD! – Work Did Done – Wonderful Lovey Dovey Dreams
I woke up feeling happy. I dreamt about a girl I dated more than a decade ago. The first girl I fell in love with. I still talk to her. She’s married and has a kid. And obviously lives thousands of miles away from me. But it was a wonderful dream. And yes in the…
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Living Next to Border Wall – God Emperor – Freelance San Francisco Chilanga Meet
UUUUffff Living next to the border wall in the era of God Emperor Mad Man Trump is one helluva trip. Seriously. If you visit /r/the_donald, that’s what they call him. And they truly think he is doing the right thing for America. The comments of support. Of blatant racism and cynicism. Of “we won, deal…
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Look Away! Trump Era – Purrfect Grammer – BroDate, Brunch, Beers, And Casino
Day 5 of Trump era. The world gets wackier each day. He announced yesterday that today will be a big day for National Security. That mostly means he is building a wall. And here I sit couple hundred feet away from the wall that is already built. Its bright lights pierce my balcony windows every…
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Lemony Snicket’s Nightmare – Weather is Still Shit – Work Time!
As soon as I typed weather is still shit…. the rain stopped and the sun came out. Then my friend Willie called me to say let’s go get brunch. So I’m not sure if I will finish this post before he gets here or not. Truth is… I woke up at 6 a.m. Bisho woke…
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The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey
I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…
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Mad Dog Mateo – Blackout Drunk Part 2 – Intensity!
Don Julio should change names to mindfuckery and memory erasing. Again. I partied with two South Africans that showed me that I have no limits when it comes to enjoying Tijuana debauchery. The plan was to go get a Montecristo sandwich at Azarosa, drink a beer, and pass out again. Azarosa was closed. So I…
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South African Adventure – I’m Still Drunk – Baby Nila
Oh god… Oh god… OH FUCK… I’m still drunk. I just saw that I have an extra $100. I have no idea what happened yesterday after a certain hour. What a crazy week I’ve had. It was my first South African tour. Just two cool guys from South Africa. At first I was having trouble…
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Ensenada Adventure – New Baby! – And More Lightworks!
Shit! Just got back from Ensenada a couple hours ago. I thought I had a tour today. So I bucket showered in a rush and was about to go out when my client said “uhh… I think we didn’t communicate right, the tour is tomorrow.” Dumbass me. So I have time to rest. Tomorrow I…
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Lightworks is Here! – My Back is Bruised & Destroyed – Coffee and Whiskey
Lightworks, aka, Erik Trejo, aka one of the few people that can make me dance is here from Austin. He has a show in Ensenada. Then one in San Diego. Then one in Tijuana. I would go to all three, but I have a tour tomorrow. And I am going to the one to Ensenada.…
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Korean Tacos and Craft Beer – I Love Tijuana – I Love My TV
It was like my dream came true. I dreamt of the Cherry Bomb Sour by Strange Craft Beer Company, and I got something similar. A Sour IPA by Lúdica/Kaminari. It’s not nearly as good, but it was surprisingly well done. I had to message the brewer to ask him about hops and other ingredients. It…
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I Had a Dream, That I Was Drinking Beer – Tacotopia Invites!!! – Marylin Manson
I’ve been sleeping weird and having weird dreams. Today I woke up again at 5 am. Couldn’t go back to bed…. YEP I DID! I forced myself to it. But I remember waking up and thinking “ohhhh shit, here we go again, no sleep again!” I also remember a weird dream very very briefly. I’ve…
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Headache, Backache, and No Sleep… – But Great TJ Adventure – Skipped a Day
I skipped my blog yesterday for the first time all year! Also… didn’t do a single push-up! And I feel bad about it. How silly of me. Like I need to inform the internet of what I do everyday. But maybe someday, I’ll go back and read at all the idiotic shit I wrote. I…
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Korean Tacos is Last Food Article – Out All Day and Sleep All Day – Help Me! Weird Letter!
THIS is my last food article with the Reader for now… It’s about KoMe, Korean tacos that are great! Obviously, that wasn’t my title. I actually dislike using question marks in any titles. The answer is usually a simple YES or NO. So the title of the article is Korean Tacos? The answer is YES. Korean…
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The End of An Era – Two Constants in My Life – San Diego For Two Days
ANDDDDD I woke up really early and couldn’t go back to bed. Nope. Not this time. Bisho cuddles weren’t enough to make sleep happen again. Yesterday was a bad day. Just before going to do laundry I got a couple of emails from an editor. I worked with many editors. I have been an editor myself.…
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Hate Today Sucks – Beer and Stand Up Talk – Of Osiris and Bisho
I woke up today before dawn. Waking up real early is already a sign of fuck today. Hate today. Today Sucks. Then watched Netflix. The end of Rick & Morty for the 10th time. And Jim Gaffigan’s new special. OHHH Gaffigan. So predictable. I have his DVD King Baby. I bought over a decade ago.…
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Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep
Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…
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I Don’t Like It, Mexico Should Get Violent – My Peace Studies Major – NFL To Ignore
I… uh…. don’t like writing about shitty news. For the first time in 5 years I am telling people not to come visit. Shit is weird right now. And I don’t like it. I don’t like writing shit that is negative. But it is the truth. Though I don’t like it. Shit is fucked. People…
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MarioKart and a Car – Gasolinazo Protests – Mad Max Mexico
Well.. Yesterday I woke up earlier than usual. Then I said fuck it. And overslept again. But my mind was still active. I kept thinking about writing about what Mexico is going through right now. And so I did. I told my editor, he said ASAP, and 2 hours later I sent him an article.…
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Uber/Lyft Driving – Writing Hiatus – Friday Already! And Mexico is Going to Shit!
Friday already! Shit! Week went by and I did…. nothing! At least I’m getting paid for a story I wrote. The story is about eating these: It’s a good story. I have no idea when it’s coming out. Speaking about stories, I’m taking a writing hiatus. Not here. I love my word vomit. It feels…
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Lost at Risk – Procrastination Nation – Oversleeping
The roommate finally came home yesterday. I used his homecoming (after almost a month) as an excuse to just sit on the couch, not touch my computer and not work. We had Risk later that night. Chad barely even paid attention to the board. He was the one with the least experience. He ended up…
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Coachella Lollipop Thoughts – Top 10 Music of 2017 – Got Drunk and Published
I got published today. Starting the year with a feature story about Haitian chicken and more. I wrote that story a few months back. Finally got published. Getting used to it. Cover story. Feature story. Next story. Shitty blog. Yesterday I finally started working on a story I did not query and I’m just writing for…
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We Suffered an Internet Timequake – Day 3 – Risk Wednesday Nights!
It’s day 3 of 2017. We have suffered an internet Timequake. And we went back to the year 2007. Reddit’s front page posts are as old as the internet themselves. Shitposting is your new ticket to karma paradise. Trump. Reposts. Trump. Reposts. Reddit for the beginning of this year has been like that. Reddit by…
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First Monday! – Fix my iPad, Fix my Writing, Fix my License, Fix my Life – Hayden Panettiere’s Boob! (& Wladmir Klitschnko)
I’m not big on planning. Plans never go the way I want them too. But I need a plan to fix my life. I woke up to a few emails I didn’t like. And yep yep yep. I’m going to complain and say I want to give up. It feels like when you are taking…
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Yay! A number Changed! – Happy Bday Bisho! – Word Vomit 2016 Summary
Yay!! A number changed from 2016 to 2017. Celebrating a new year is like celebrating seeing 11:11 on your phone. It means dick. Celebrate every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month. Number changes. I guess the year is the bigger of them all. And that’s why celebrating decades gets even…
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New Years RAHHHHH – Pictures On My Roof – Indecision 2017
I’m not big on New Years. I gave up on it ages ago. It’s just not worth the hype of anything. Last year’s NYE was pretty damn good. My brother organized a family reunion with amazing food. Before midnight I was back home and on top of my roof to take pictures of fireworks. After…
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