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Finally Did Do Some Work – Business Cards and Published – Memorial Weekend Gringo Party Time
Let’s start this word vomit with a tad of good news! I got published a while earlier. Here is the article. Let’s counter it with some bad news. The article is about shitty things that have been going in Tijuana. So after feeling worthless yesterday because I haven’t been working, I finally pulled my shit…
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Addicted to Candy Crush – Girlfriend is Dead (Clickbait Worked) – Slow Days Means I’m Depressed
I’m addicted to Candy Crush. I can’t stop playing. I woke up at 4:22 am to play Candy Crush…. Except it’s not Candy Crush. It’s the Jeopardy World Tour mobile app. It’s fucking great. Not a true Jeopardy because… well… it’s a mobile app. So it’s like Candy Crush and Jeopardy. It’s colorful. It’s addicting.…
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I Cheated On My Girlfriend – Money Is Scarce, Have to Write – This is Post #300
I just cheated on my girlfriend. Everyone is probably like, “oh stop it with your shitty clickbait.” But I did. She’s doing errands for the job that she is getting. She is probably getting the job, right? I mean… why would they make her do all this shit and at the end be like “no…
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Blog Paid: Word Vomit for Another Year – No Photo Missions, So Writing It Is – New Shower Curtain!!!
My girlfriend is at a job interview right now. It’s freaking far. And it doesn’t look like it would pay much. So maybe it wasn’t even worth it. We’ll see how it goes. If it pays good enough, it might be a better choice. But she’s excited for the other job that she most likely…
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Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it…
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Shit Post #297… Close to 300! – SD Photo Mission Complete and Getting Hit On By a Gay Black Guy – Beer Reviews Don’t Attract Visitors
The number of visitors on my blog are down. It’s not like I care much. I will continue to word vomit until something makes me stop. I wonder when that will be. I’m trying to reach the end of the year word vomiting daily and then see how I feel (it’s been less than a…
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I’m Cletus From the Simpsons… According To The Baseball Stadium’s Giant Screen – Another Great and Successful Tour
Woke up hungover. It’s sort of fixed. Yesterday was a blast. My legs were hurting real bad from bowling. They still hurt. The clients arrived earlier than the hour they said. We were supposed to meet at 10 am. I messaged them at 9:30 am to see where they were at… they were already at…
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Whiteboard Full of Missions – Early Hospital Photo Work (and Much More Work) – Birthday Depressed Word Vomit
My girlfriend woke me up and surprised me with a cake and four lit candles. How cute. But I didn’t eat cake for breakfast. And those candles were the fuckers that light up by themselves after blowing on them. It looks delicious. I want some later on when I’m drunk and wanting some sweets. She…
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Roles Reversed (I Work, She Sleeps) – Gator by The Bay Paid Event – Two Posts Today, Busy All Day
Well… I’ve been sitting for more than an hour doing absolutely nothing and hoping I will get paid for this. Andy told me to be here between 9-10 am. I got here at 9 am. Nothing is happening. And I forgot my phone’s extra battery. Phone is already at 70%. Haven’t even opened Pokémon Go,…
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Back to Taking Hundreds of Pictures Daily – Girlfriend Quit Her Job (She Couldn’t Be Happier) – I Have Two Whiteboards and Many Missions
My girlfriend went to work this morning at her usual time. She went casual. No need to look super godínez. Before I woke up… she was already back. She quit her job. I haven’t seen her this happy in a while. She’s already looking for another job and I trust that she will get a…
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Yep! It’s Mother’s Day! Everyone Post Pics of Your Mother! – Taking Pictures of Tacos Because It’s My Gig Now and I Got Published Three Times! – Bored Then Really Drunk, Didn’t See My Girlfriend At All Yesterday Which Made Me Sad
There is too much in my mind. And when I have a lot in mind, the word vomit tends to be shitty. So beware, this is going to be shitty. It’s Mother’s Day. For starters, happy Mother’s day to all them mothers… BUT ESPECIALLY TO MINE BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST MOM EVER (says everyone,…
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Girlfriend Wakes Me Up And I Tell Her The Shittiest Joke – Shooting the Adventures of K-Wamo and Chris – Hipster Pictures with a 1960’s Seagull TLR Medium Format Film Camera
I swear that my girlfriend’s favorite activity is to not let me sleep. She woke up at around 5 a.m. stressed because she is worried she is going to get fired. And bugged me. Didn’t let me sleep. The shittiest joke in the world occurred to me. She told me she couldn’t sleep because of…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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Whores for Four and a Kid’s Birthday Party – Multiple Service Provider – Canelo vs Chavez and Melt-Banana!
My life goes all crazy directions. One moment I’m at a kid’s birthday party, the next I’m in a brothel/strip club. My brother and his wife decided to have my little nephew’s party in a park in the middle of a fancy neighborhood far in Tijuana. Well… far for me. But it wasn’t really that…
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My Word Vomit is Like Pringles – Some Bald Gringo Mother Fucker Threatened me – Business Cards, Zelda, and Guitar
Alright! Let’s do this! I don’t really have nothing to say and it’s very gray outside. But I know once I start, I can’t stop. My word vomit is like Pringles. Once I pop, I can’t stop. Here’s an unrelated baby hippo. I’ve been browsing Imgur as much as Reddit lately. They are very similar…
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Astro Landscape Pictures And How To Take Them (Photo Lesson…?) – Sunday Glamping and More – Skipped Monday, Today is Monday.
I skipped celebrity Monday because fuck it. Labor Day. A lot of Mexico was off. And so was my girlfriend. So I also took the day off. I also didn’t have a chance to sit on my computer almost at all. Today feels like Monday. But it’s Tuesday. So no celebrity this week. But tons…
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Beauty and The Geek – Art Touring A Reality Show Winner – Music Not on My Radar, Photography Still Is
“I’m am very Jewish looking.” I received a phone call at 4:30 pm from a guy named Josh who contacted me for some sort of Tijuana Adventure. Josh is a writer from Los Angeles and he is down in Tijuana interviewing artists. I thought I was going to meet him at around 1 pm but…
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Open Wide, NO! Wider! – Dan Almosts Gets Me Arrested and Takes a Selfie – YEP YEP YEP
Yesterday didn’t go quite as I expected. After having the expensive breakfast and coffee, I went to search for the owner of a restaurant that I needed to shoot. It was too early to find him. So I walked around Coronado for a while catching Pokémon waiting for the dude to arrive. Who knew rich…
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In Coronado from Tj – Beat Gannon – Shitty Post
From Tijuana to Coronado. So close yet a million years apart. Coronado is one of the most expensive places to live in California, Tijuana the cheapest. But I got sent to here for work. Simple pictures. Now I have so much time to kill until my next shoot which should be around lunch time. It’s…
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Broken Gear – High School Drawings – Work, Write, Pictures!
This is one of the most painful things I’ve seen in a while. That’s not my gear. It belongs to Ryan Fu who amazingly still works as a paparazzi. He is one of the few that keeps at it. We rarely shot together, but I hung out with him at some pap parties. He is…
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Emo Taxi – Secret Admirer? Nah, Troll. – Kim Zolciak
I’m emotionally spent. I was in an emo taxi. As I was emotionally taxed. In a Dashboard Confessional mixed with Death Cab for Cutie kinda mood but in Mexico. If I had an emo band in Mexico, I would call it “El Taxi de Memo.” Yeah. After pouring out my feelings in a word vomit…
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Swell Time I’m Almost 31 – 4/20 Celebration Dumbfuckery – Too Many Car Options
Here we go! Another day. Another word vomit. It feels like a Saturday. Alas, it is not. Ok. Getting way too distracted with Reddit, looking for cars, and reading articles. I have work to do…? Question mark? Haven’t had breakfast yet either. This day is going slow, and I’m doing nothing. Let’s change that. First…
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Click Bait Title Work – Sorry, We Did Not Break Up – In San Diego Wasting My Day
Well… Starting my day already in bad shape. I got on the wrong bus, sort of knew it and still did it. Now I am waiting for the trolley on Iris Station, typing on my iPad. It smells strongly of a cheap hot dog. The remnants of a 7-eleven big bite are nearby. The garbage…
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First Day of Adulting – Highway Driving – Pretend to be Andy
I thought I wouldn’t have time to word vomit this morning, but I made it quite early to the gig. My brother picked me up shortly after 7:30 am, we crossed the border, went to his work building, then I got his car. I am typing this on my iPad and it’s not as smooth…
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Reminder, No Pay Request – Feeling Worthless Yet Amazing Girlfriend – Link Crossdresses
Reminder. There is no pay request. I feel worthless/useless. And a tad sick. Not productive. I have no desire to work. And I haven’t been at all. Today is pay request Tuesday. I sent a reminder that I have two stories pending that they already paid. But no pay request. Because Zelda has been rendering…
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