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Word Vomiting Up in the Air – Goodbye Beautiful Mosquito World, Hello Again Bizzarro Border Town – Thousands of Pictures to Edit
Goodbye mosquito world. I type this on Aeromexico Flight 718 destined to Mexico City while I scratch the red swollen mosquito bites of my left ankle. Picking the dried up pus and blood from the scabs. So many mosquito bites. Memories that fade. Mosquito bites that will go away. Can’t help but think that I…
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Oaxaca in 6 Hours – Horrible Phone Word Vomit -I Started a Book
There is a dude singing about god in the trolley. He has headphones on. He just yelp completely out of tune “Cristo Salvador.” Now he is murmuring still out of tune “quédese señor,” repeatedly. I’m going to try to ignore him. Line. I need a music device and headphones. Haven’t gotten lost in my music…
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Half Week Left, Vacation Mode Already On! – Word Vomit Coming to an End – CTM: Cindy Crawford
Alright, dude, you can do this! My girlfriend said she was going to work for this half week that we have left before OAXACA! She lied. She woke up early this morning and said, “I don’t want to go.” Or something like that. It was 4 am. I didn’t take notes. Point is, she decided…
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Last Day At Work for my Girlfriend (Party Tonight) – First Experience with Uber Eats (Order Incomplete) – Working on Organ Grinders, Looking for Comments!
I’m supposed to be at my brother’s house right now doing him a favor. One of his clients needed to pick-up shirts. I woke up late for it, but I got dressed in a jiffy and wanted to go to the house and do him the favor. But… I suspect my girlfriend took the keys…
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My Girlfriend The Destroyer – Missed the Secret Reddit Party (I Felt Sick) – Work Friday, Oaxaca Very Soon
I woke up at 5:02 am when I heard a very loud crash in the kitchen. CRASH!!!!! It was super fucking loud. Before getting up. I knew what it was. My girlfriend over tipped the ceramic base that holds the water jug too much. It was my fault. I didn’t buy water. There was no…
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Liquid Meth and an Unexpected Party – Be My Guinea Pig, Drink This 7-Up – Late Night Risk
An unexpected party! That’s a chapter of The Hobbit if you didn’t know… It happened yesterday. Not like in The Hobbit. But there was a very unexpected Wednesday party. I did some splash photography for fun (and for an article, but mostly for fun). I should have used the flash. That picture originally was way…
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Gardening 101: Killing my Mint Plant – Material Luckily Gathered – Not My Cover: Burt Reynolds (Ryan Reynolds Instead)
I beat the fuck out of my mint plant… I hope it recovers. It already looks like it is recovering. The expensive soil I bought is much better than the shitty soil that I got in Mexico. The basil plant also looks much nicer. It looks like a little basil tree. The leaves are short…
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Imgur Front Page (Sort Of) – Gardening Today! (And Other Work) – Bar Nelson: It’s Been A While
Hah. A picture I posted on Imgur yesterday of my Chicken Fried Steak got popular. I didn’t even notice it yesterday when I posted… It is currently at: 1,474 points, 149 comments and 94,830 views. I just noticed right now because I was going through old pics and I saw a brunch that looked good…
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A Very Long Word Vomit, No Celebrity: Kimby and Odd Imitation Chad, New House Disappointment, and Seeing My Ex-Girlfriend at the Border – JOSPER! Shut the Fuck Up! – Work, Beer, San Diego and Otay Party, Drinks at a Gay Bar, Poop, and NFL
It’s odd to come back to this after skipping two days in a row. It’s like I forgot how to word vomit. I’m over thinking every sentence and I’m not sure how I manage to do it every day. I’m tired of it. That’s why I skipped it twice. It’s been almost the whole year…
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Front Page Attempt Flops – Kimby TJ Adventure Time – Visiting the New House, Spending the Night in SD
I just posted a massive burger pic on Imgur and on /r/food. It pissed me off that a shitty picture of burgers was on the front page. Friday Reddit. Shitty Reddit. The picture on Imgur is doing great. Spoke too soon. It’s only been a minute and it already has two comments. It probably won’t…
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Confusing Word Vomit in Two Far Farm Countries – Shooting Macro: The Gig is Fun, Is Not Often Enough – Ramona Ribs
I’m sitting outside a Dunkin’ Donuts in downtown San Diego, drinking coffee and eating a granola bar. Neither are from DD (not Dungeons & Dragons). The establishment is packed with people. I wanted a breakfast sandwich. But granola and coffee from my brother’s office will suffice for now. I didn’t have time to word vomit…
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Marital Issues – Mexico City Trembles as well as My Relationship – Work in SD All Day with No Sleep
Marital issues. How dramatic. Mexico City trembles and so did my marriage. How fucking dramatic. I’m not even married. Mexico City. 32 years later decides to shake again. My parents moved from there after the earthquake in ’85. Well… a year later. I was born, and they decided to move because Mexico City was too…
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Fantasizing to Avoid Reality – Time to Adult – Beer Photography Gig Confirmed
Alright. It’s time to adult. Today I adult. Yesterday I avoided the phone calls and opted for emailing everyone. I didn’t get any replies. So today… in a few hours. I call a bunch of people to try to organize a bunch of shit. One person replied. Friday night is set in stone and I’m…
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Odd Depressive Word Vomit – Soccer for the First Time All Year – I Play to Whine, I’m Aware I’m a Bitch
It’s 4:32 am and I’m depressed… My girlfriend just left for work in an Uber. She says she likes her job because she gets off work at 1 pm. But will get off work to come directly to bed and sleep…. She works so much… for so little. Oh well.. She’s quitting soon. I wished…
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The Little Reddit Post That Could – To The Front PAGE (Timeline)! – Article Sent (Now I Wait)
Well… that was fast. I finished the article I talked about yesterday. Woke up this morning and sent it. The editor responded right away. “Too busy right now, get back to me on Tuesday.” So I’ll have to wait till Tuesday. My roommate liked the story. But he said the same thing about a story…
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Cover Photo on the Reader, Cover Photo on /r/PutAnEggOnIt – Burger Porn Posting on Social Media – Numb to Reality
I don’t have much to say and I’m hungry. Here’s the cover picture from yesterday. I’m not entirely thrilled with how everything turned out. But I got paid. So who cares. I don’t have much to say and I’m hungry. Coffee is weak. I should have thrown all in. I didn’t leave the house yesterday.…
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Finally! Burger Porn is Here – Reviewed: Yo Mommaz!, Tras / Horizonte, La Justina, Cine Tonalá, and Butchers & Buns – Procrastination is Weighing Me Down
Finally! All the burger porn that you can imagine (unless you are a burger pervert). After a burger festival. And eating burgers non-stop. The burger article came out. Here’s my contribution of Tijuana burgers. Or click in any of the burgers. Yo Mommaz! In N Out in Tijuana. Tras / Horizonte with this monster. Cine…
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Existential Crisis for Post #400 – Bad Luck Mustache Gives me Shit Day – Movie Review: Hector and The Search for Happiness (Pegg’s Worst)
Yesterday was shit. I shaved my face and left only a mustache. A bad luck mustache. I left the house craving tacos varios from Tupidos. I got there and it was pretty packed, but the line seemed to be diminishing. So I said fuck it, how bad can it be? I waited for 10 minutes…
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Swoop! Back to Reality – Paparazzo Me vs Now Me (Strange) – Gwen Stefani + Gavin Rossdale (and Kids)
Swoop! Back to reality! Girlfriend is at work. She went to bed before 7 pm. She woke up at 5 am to go to work. I went to bed at around 9:45 pm and woke up at 2:30 am and didn’t get great sleep. Finally got out of bed at 9 am. And swoop! Back…
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Monterrey Girls Tour Tijuana – Oaxaca Shakes and the World Worlds – Character Stories and Work (Getting Published)
It’s weird to word vomit with guests in the house. More because they aren’t my guests, but my girlfriend’s. I don’t have the trust/confidence I usually do. And I can’t coffee coffee coffee workout. And it’s really early. Well… 9 am now. I woke up to an email canceling the one gig I had to…
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Fantasizing About Airbnb Exclusive Penthouse – Karla’s Friend From Monterrey Arrives Today – Who Wants to Team Up and Find the Giant Baby At the Border?!?!
Good morning thing I write on every day! Coffee coffee coffee. Today, a friend of my girlfriend’s from Monterrey arrives in Tijuana to party. She’s coming with a friend that neither of us knows. So yep. A stranger and a friend of my girlfriend are coming. They arrive late in the afternoon. Girlfriend cleaned the…
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OB Cover Shot (and Inside Pictures) – Looking for Apartments or Houses (Moving this November) – Tijuana Chad is No More
This is post 395. I’m close to posting 400 entries. Crazy stuff. It has been confirmed. Chad is no longer Tijuana Chad. His stint in this city has come to an end. I’m sure he would still visit. But it will never be the same. The Rumble Fest kids are all married. Well, not technically.…
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Dead Body Outside the Apartment at Midnight – September Plans – Oaxaca in Exactly One Month (Still Need Bisho Sitter)
There was a dead body outside my apartment around midnight yesterday. I was about to go to bed after watching somewhat shitty stand-up comedy brought to you by Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias. Two Latinos. Gerry something and Rick something. I couldn’t make it all the way through in either of their specials. Both of them gave…
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From Tacotopia in Del Mar to Las Pulgas Till 3 AM – A Lot of Tacos, Betting Horse Races, and Hanging Out with Friends – Long Chapter (and No Celebrity)
ALRIGHTY HERE! It’s fucking 3:23 pm on a Monday. I didn’t do the Sunday word vomit and this one is really late. And no celebrity. No time. First… I did write a Sunday vomit. I wrote it in the trolley before Tacotopia. The plan was to finish it after Tacotopia…. It went something like this.…
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