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Bryan Got Fuego(d), So We Pounded 20+ Beers – Show Tonight: Wand and Dream Burglar! – Tacotopia by the Track Mañana!
Well….!!! That was a lot of day drinking with el Pinche Brallan. He got here with a 12 pack of Indio beer. I got a shrimp cocktail and mixed two beers in. That was breakfast. We watched Rick & Morty, but didn’t pay attention, and just started catching up. He’s been gone three months. It’s…
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Word Vomit and Drama on the Trolley – Feeding Brozo a Burger and Receiving Bryan – Got Invited to a Reddit Secret Party
No time to word vomit this morning. It’s 9:35 am and I’m sitting on the trolley. Going to be late for a photo shoot with a CEO of some bail bonds for a story that runs next week. I’m just going to be a couple minutes late. I’ve been eavesdropping a guy trying to hit…
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The End of An Era (Moving Out) – Madueño Review (And Awesome Beer to Go) – Burger Research Complete…?
It’s the end of an era. I got a job offer in San Diego that pays bigly. I need to be there for it. I’m moving out of Tijuana. Shit has been getting too crazy. I always wonder, when will it be me? Never been mugged or anything. And I’m always on the lookout for…
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Beef Over Indulgence Sunday (Burger Research Continues) – This Weird Tijuana Life – Taylor Swift for Celebrity Throwback
Muddy shitty coffee after a slow shitty morning. I couldn’t get out of bed… And I didn’t have coffee. Got an email about not getting a job that I don’t even remember applying too. Well… that’s nice. Made my walk to Calimax bought coffee and some yogurt. And then watched Wet Hot American Summer for a…
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Working on Burger Research and Pictures – Random Hang Out at Mamut with Andy and Carlos – Random Late Hang Out with The Neighbors Video Games and Beer
Oh man! I’m suffering a case of writer’s block! Great! Writing about writer’s block is supposed to help…. Right? For starters, I don’t even want to do the word vomit. It’s already 1:10 pm and I have wasted my morning avoiding the word vomit. I went on Reddit for hours, then played PES for a…
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Touring a Canadian Journalist (Reason I Skipped Yesterday) – I Didn’t Know About the Redbeard Cover – So Much Going On (And I Don’t Know What to Do)
I’m conflicted about today. And yes. I skipped the blog yesterday for a good reason. Right now, I wait for a journalist from NYC to call me to talk about a story she is looking to work on in late September. Let’s see what that is about. I fucking hate the phone. Alright. Emailed her…
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Enchiladas, Sangria, Weird Dreams, And Fight – Yesenia the Shirt Model – Throwback to High School (I Still Have the Shirt)
I woke up from strange dreams after a strange afternoon. Not once, but twice. The first one happened around 2 am. I was dreaming that I was vomiting. Not word vomiting. Actual vomiting. I woke up and I was virtually vomiting. So I ran to the sink and spat out all the gross taste I…
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Dan Harmon Says Procrastination is Alright – Masterminds on Netflix (Reviewed) – Not Proud of this Word Vomit
WOOO!!! I have a mountain of work and I love procrastinating. It’s how I do things sometimes…? I mean, I’m even procrastinating on this word vomit. It’s almost 1 pm and I just started. At least I’m done with my workout. But then, for some reason, I decided to watch Louis C.K. newest special again.…
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A Great Sunday of Bowling, Beisbol, and David the Neighbor Going Away Party (sad!) – Eclipse Vomit – Throwback Celebrity Monday is Zooey Deschanel!
The eclipse is supposed to be going on right now. I already looked at the sun twice and my eyes hurt. So fuck doing it again. Nope. I didn’t buy them special glasses. If I’m blinded. You know why it was. Because I’m dumb. Coffee coffee coffee. David, the neighbor, just showered in the apartment…
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Second Day of Pictures and Editing Till Midnight – Friendly Cat (for 5 Seconds) and Shit San Diego Public Transportation – I Should Learn to Advance Edit
Sunday. And I’m not skipping the blog. Mostly because the weekend wasn’t really the weekend. I worked all Friday afternoon and edited pictures till past midnight. I worked all of Saturday afternoon and edited pictures till midnight. Today. Today we will probably go bowling. The girlfriend is watching documentaries in the living room at a…
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Girlfriend Gets a Second Birthday – So Many Upcoming Gigs and Work To Do – San Diego Red Is Looking Great (and my article looks pretty there)
Coffee Coffee Coffee. Gigs Gigs Gigs. Emails Emails Emails. Workout. Coffee. Coffee. Much work. Good thing. There’s a cheesecake in the fridge. My girlfriend had a second birthday last night at Caesar’s. Coffee coffee coffee. In an hour or so, some dude that makes shirts is coming over because he wanted some product photography. I…
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Taking Tons of Burger Pictures for a Cover – Good Productive Photo Day and More to Come – Brewers Can Pay Me With Beer
Alrighty! I’m in a good mood despite being almost broke. It’s because I’m finally being productive. On Monday I did one thing that perhaps will make me some money… and not much. Shit. On Tuesday I did another thing that could have made good money but got rejected so I didn’t make any money…. Shit.…
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Shit Article Gets Rejected – Tijuana SMELLS Like Shit – Gloomy Days: Time to Take Pictures of Burgers
Good morning word vomit! That’s like my good morning Vietnam… !!! Alright. I have an hour and a half before I have to leave to San Diego to take pictures of burgers. I made some calls yesterday and scheduled a couple of places for today. I realized now that some burger places are just burger…
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Procrastinated For a Year: Road Trip Story Part 1 (Minneapolis) Done – Photo Shoots And Forcing Myself to Write – Gloomy Work Days
Coffee coffee coffee! Emails emails emails. That’s how my morning started. JOB OFFER from Indeed.com Check this shit out. “This will be an ongoing project; therefore, our budget is $6 per 500 words. All content will be expected to be original with no issues in passing CopyScape.” HAH! $6 for every 500 words. That means I…
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Pot Brownies and Vodka Pasta – Jurassic World Movie Review – Celebrity Throwback: Bryce Dallas Howard
Monday, the middle of August and two-thirds done with the year. I wake up a little bit depressed and not sure why. It is probably my lack of productivity and the lack of desire to do anything about it. I was supposed to work on the weekend and I forgot about it. Didn’t get the…
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More Than 500 Likes on a Picture of Chicken – Gorditas Doña Toña, Yet Another Place I Could Review – Not Skipping This Sunday
Day two of the street smelling like shit because the sewers are open. The shit smell filters into the apartment and into my nose. “It’s the weekend, let the shit run free!” That should be the CESPT’s slogan (the water commission). Who knows how long it will take for them to fix it. But for…
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Tijuana Adventure with Kosovo/Morocco-Canadians Success – Food Porn for Feast Part 2 – Yes. Get Hungry. I am.
1:00 pm. Barely recovering from yesterday. Yes. The Tijuana Adventure did materialize. Yes. It was awesome. Repeated customers are the best. I didn’t even know he was a repeat customer until like 10 minutes after meeting. I knew he looked familiar. Then I couldn’t remember how our tour went or who were the other people.…
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Best Birthday Meal by Chef Oso at Tras/Horizonte and Festive Flower Apartment – FEAST Cover and Food Porn – Tijuana Adventure Outside Article and Plotagraph App
Unleash the food porn! New cover for the San Diego Reader: That’s what I worked really hard two days in a row, almost three weeks ago. The results don’t show my effort, well, at least not on the online version. I have no idea how it looks on print. I have no idea how many…
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Cheesy Word Vomit for My Girlfriend’s Birthday – Yep. Cacti Was Her Present – Birthday Dinner and Drinks Tonight with Chef Oso
It’s my girlfriend’s birthday today! And I have a bunch of mix emotions. For starters, I hate my birthday. We all know this from… almost every birthday I’ve had. This doesn’t mean I hate her birthday, it just… birthdays are weird. I’m not even sure what to write. I keep thinking about that it needs…
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Amazing Weekend of Great Food, Drinks, Friends, Pictures, and Music – Beef Wellington from Caesar’s and New Teléfonica Review – Zigtebra and Lightworks Leave Much Love Behind (and They Are The Celebrity This Monday)
It was a great weekend. On the top 10 of weekends of the year or so. That would be an interesting challenge to remember. Whenever friends join in to come and drink and do merry. It’s a great time. And friends visit from all over. But first. Some usual word vomit. Yep. I skipped Sunday’s…
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Lightworks Gets Robbed of Shoes and Tequila, Now They Nap in my Living Room – Zigtebra Will Be Here Soon – Published About Border and Taxis
Lightworks is already here. Fucker called me at 1:30 am to let me know he was coming from Ensenada. I was way asleep. I told him at around 4 am I’ll be up because my girlfriend gets up at that hour and I can let him in. Fucker didn’t come until 8:30 am. I spent…
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Zigtebra and Lightworks Double Show at Mous Tache!!! – Party Time with Friends from El Paso and Chicago – Weekend Looks Promising as Fuck
Woo! Friday pay day! And I got paid a bit more than I was excepting! Now, this should be my pay every two weeks and I’ll be happy. And it’s not enough. I wouldn’t be able to live in San Diego with this paycheck. But it is good in Tijuana and a good paycheck to…
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Mazunte in 2 Months, Girlfriend’s Birthday Soon, Weekend Now – Boring Post and Random Visitor Spike – Lethargic and Fighting It
My blog spiked with viewers yesterday. Actually, a single viewer. Well, more like 25 visitors and 156 clicks. One of those visitors read through a lot of my crap. And this morning it’s been 14 visitors and 47 views. Who is reading this crap? I’m not inspired at all. I was tired all of yesterday…
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New Border Same $5 Taxi – New Border and Paparazzing Tijuana Friends – Hungover from Beer and Bourbon (Bulleit Review)
I woke up early feeling horrible. Hungover. I didn’t drink that much yesterday… Okay… okay. Maybe I did. It was Tap Tuesday and it started early. After finishing the word vomit, the article, emails, working out, and other work. I went out to do some more work with my camera. Right away bumped into friends.…
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Forced to Word Vomit by Choice – Marc’s Airbnb Pool Party – Getting Busier, Doing Nothing, Forcing Myself to Work
It’s a gray day. And Bisho has a flea. He doesn’t have fleas. He has a single flea. A week ago I saw one and killed it. Didn’t see any fleas again. I just saw one and the fucker escaped my clutches. I checked Bisho’s stomach and couldn’t find more fleas (which is where they usually…
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