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Monterrey Girls Tour Tijuana – Oaxaca Shakes and the World Worlds – Character Stories and Work (Getting Published)
It’s weird to word vomit with guests in the house. More because they aren’t my guests, but my girlfriend’s. I don’t have the trust/confidence I usually do. And I can’t coffee coffee coffee workout. And it’s really early. Well… 9 am now. I woke up to an email canceling the one gig I had to…
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Fantasizing About Airbnb Exclusive Penthouse – Karla’s Friend From Monterrey Arrives Today – Who Wants to Team Up and Find the Giant Baby At the Border?!?!
Good morning thing I write on every day! Coffee coffee coffee. Today, a friend of my girlfriend’s from Monterrey arrives in Tijuana to party. She’s coming with a friend that neither of us knows. So yep. A stranger and a friend of my girlfriend are coming. They arrive late in the afternoon. Girlfriend cleaned the…
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Word Vomit and Drama on the Trolley – Feeding Brozo a Burger and Receiving Bryan – Got Invited to a Reddit Secret Party
No time to word vomit this morning. It’s 9:35 am and I’m sitting on the trolley. Going to be late for a photo shoot with a CEO of some bail bonds for a story that runs next week. I’m just going to be a couple minutes late. I’ve been eavesdropping a guy trying to hit…
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Touring a Canadian Journalist (Reason I Skipped Yesterday) – I Didn’t Know About the Redbeard Cover – So Much Going On (And I Don’t Know What to Do)
I’m conflicted about today. And yes. I skipped the blog yesterday for a good reason. Right now, I wait for a journalist from NYC to call me to talk about a story she is looking to work on in late September. Let’s see what that is about. I fucking hate the phone. Alright. Emailed her…
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Procrastinated For a Year: Road Trip Story Part 1 (Minneapolis) Done – Photo Shoots And Forcing Myself to Write – Gloomy Work Days
Coffee coffee coffee! Emails emails emails. That’s how my morning started. JOB OFFER from Indeed.com Check this shit out. “This will be an ongoing project; therefore, our budget is $6 per 500 words. All content will be expected to be original with no issues in passing CopyScape.” HAH! $6 for every 500 words. That means I…
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A Dramatic Word Vomit – Girlfriend Rocky Future But Could be Wife – Editor Talks Shit About Me
There is a foul smell coming in through my balcony windows. My street in Tijuana is again filled with sewer water. It’s not horrible this time. It’s just smelly. Tijuana is always a mess. My website’s memory is 85% filled. So I’m either going to have to delete old posts/pictures or move shit around or…
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Mazunte in 2 Months, Girlfriend’s Birthday Soon, Weekend Now – Boring Post and Random Visitor Spike – Lethargic and Fighting It
My blog spiked with viewers yesterday. Actually, a single viewer. Well, more like 25 visitors and 156 clicks. One of those visitors read through a lot of my crap. And this morning it’s been 14 visitors and 47 views. Who is reading this crap? I’m not inspired at all. I was tired all of yesterday…
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New Border Same $5 Taxi – New Border and Paparazzing Tijuana Friends – Hungover from Beer and Bourbon (Bulleit Review)
I woke up early feeling horrible. Hungover. I didn’t drink that much yesterday… Okay… okay. Maybe I did. It was Tap Tuesday and it started early. After finishing the word vomit, the article, emails, working out, and other work. I went out to do some more work with my camera. Right away bumped into friends.…
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Taco Porn and Random Craft Beer Encounter – Pictures of Vicu Products in Casa Duhagón – Relax Today, Sunday Early Work
1 pm! And I’m just starting the word vomit. AHH!!! It’s a nice AHHHH…. I haven’t been this relaxed in quite some time. Coffee coffee coffee. Workout. I’m on my fourth cup. I already did some workout but need more. And I need to shower. Pictures are uploading. That’s all I’ve done this morning. Went…
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We Going to Oaxaca CONFIRMED – Zigtebra, Lightworks, and Girlfriend’s Birthday – July Ends with Freelance Dullness and Desire for an Office Life
Alright!!! YAWNNNNNNN Again I wake up super stupid early. 6 am. 30 minutes after I heard my girlfriend slam the door on her way to work. And I tried to go back to bed, but by 7 am I gave up and got up and went to buy some shitty coffee. Yep. Expensive shitty coffee…
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MEH Feels – Foodie Weekend (Cine Tonalá and Oyster Porn) – Al Pacino and Giovani Ribisi
The feeling this morning is pretty meh. Girlfriend left very early because her job is switching her to France hours. I woke up at around 5 am but forced myself to sleep until 8 am. Bisho has been puking all over the place. It’s now 10 am and I don’t see where this week is…
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What a Real Shit Day (Figuratively At Least) – Pointless Uber, Broken Trolley, And Rejected Story – Roommate Get’s a Car And Brozo a Guitar
Oh boy! What a shit day I had. Hold up. I don’t have my coffee yet. Checking on my coffee! And fuck! The coffee maker was unplugged. No coffee still… Mmmm I’m smelling it now. Mmmm shitty coffee! Alright. Closing Reddit. Let’s do this. Starting to where I left off yesterday. Yep. The dude I…
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What a Desmother I Made (I’m Going to Miss the Game) – I’m Not an Alcoholic! Let’s Celebrate by Grabbing a Drink!- More Netflix Reviews (Like You Care)
Good morning word vomit! Let’s start this morning with a little bit of bad news: I won’t be able to watch the Mexico vs Germany game. Fuck me. Want some more bad news? I feel bad because I made a mess in the office. Well. It felt like that. I’m sure it’s fine. But I…
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Stupid Stomach Virus – Sleeping and Cleaning is What She Does! – Reddit Karma and Article 99% Done
Yep. I definitely have a stomach virus. It sucks. I woke up at 3 am because I felt like puking. It was a false alarm. I barely even had food yesterday. I’m too scared of eating. You can imagine what happens after I eat. I talked to my friend Pedro and he has a similar…
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Britney Post From Five Years Ago = Pretty Good – Slow Week No Photo Only Writing – Coffee IPAs
Alright. Let’s do this. This week was SLOW. With absolutely no photo missions and working fucking slow… this week has been nothing. I wanted to be done with the complete rough draft for today. I actually told myself I wouldn’t word vomit until I was done working for a bit. I didn’t. Just binged on…
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The Adventures of Dani and Dani – A Childhood Friend and Memories – Random Picture of Billy Crystal
Alright. Back at it. Fucking Monday. Yep. I skipped yesterday! I have guests! And I had to entertain! Guests are still here. One snoozes on the couch, the other in my roommate’s bedroom (sorry roommie). They are on their way to California to do a seasonal job. A job that I want to do. You…
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Netflix, Failed Night, and Chill – Seal of Approval: Blue Jasmine and El Oasis – Reddit Global Meet Up Today And Party All Night!
Hmmm… Let’s see. It’s Saturday. When I started the daily word vomit, I should have really thought about the weekend as resting time. But my days didn’t mean weekend back then. They just meant days. Every day was just a day. Every night was just another night. Now I feel old. My Instagram boyfriend came…
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Time to Adult – Downtown San Diego All Day – Who Wants to go Camping?!
Alright! Time to adult! Hold on. Let me get check Reddit for the next 30 minutes or more. Spotify has the worst fucking commercials. “Para ti, que solo tomas mocha con espuma y leche de soya.” No. That’s not fucking me at all. Seriously? They think hipsters are so damn fucking easy. Or I don’t know…
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My Girlfriend Spams Me – Reading All About Korn – Munky is Today’s Celebrity Monday
My girlfriend started spamming everyone she has on Facebook messenger yesterday while we were out and about. I have no idea why she was doing it and told her to stop. She sent a picture of the sushi she had that I posted on the Tijuana Adventure page. This one: Her reasoning: She hasn’t talked…
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It’s June and Girlfriend is Happy with the New Job – Delta Sleep Tonight at Bigotes – Photographers and Porn
My girlfriend loves her new job. It’s only been 4 days, but after work each day, she tells me how happy she is with her new job. She is happy that she only works 7 hours, with 1 hour for lunch. Her schedule right now is from 7 am to 3 pm, though it soon…
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Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it…
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Drunken Grinch Birthday – Taco Issue is Out! Tons of Taco Pictures! – Letters About My Massage Article
Of course I was a Grinch for my birthday. My mom told me not to grinch it. I grinched it. I mean… it was a fucking Tuesday. What did you expect? My birthday celebration was supposedly going to be Tacotopia on Saturday. But I had to work that weekend and I’m happy I did. Money…
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Yep! It’s Mother’s Day! Everyone Post Pics of Your Mother! – Taking Pictures of Tacos Because It’s My Gig Now and I Got Published Three Times! – Bored Then Really Drunk, Didn’t See My Girlfriend At All Yesterday Which Made Me Sad
There is too much in my mind. And when I have a lot in mind, the word vomit tends to be shitty. So beware, this is going to be shitty. It’s Mother’s Day. For starters, happy Mother’s day to all them mothers… BUT ESPECIALLY TO MINE BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST MOM EVER (says everyone,…
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Girlfriend Wakes Me Up And I Tell Her The Shittiest Joke – Shooting the Adventures of K-Wamo and Chris – Hipster Pictures with a 1960’s Seagull TLR Medium Format Film Camera
I swear that my girlfriend’s favorite activity is to not let me sleep. She woke up at around 5 a.m. stressed because she is worried she is going to get fired. And bugged me. Didn’t let me sleep. The shittiest joke in the world occurred to me. She told me she couldn’t sleep because of…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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