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  • Water Back and Weekend Continues – Cover Story Soon – Joan Rivers

    My girlfriend has the day off this Monday. It’s apparently a holiday in Mexico. The birth of Benito Juárez and the first day of spring. The first day of spring is not today. It’s tomorrow. Benito Juárez wasn’t born today. It was tomorrow. Mexicans just like to pepper holidays whenever they feel like it. So…

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  • Sunday Karaoke Mess – Up In the Air – David Carradine

    She’s up in the air right now. Flying to Mexico City. Well… actually towards Morelia first and then connecting to Mexico City. Fucking Volaris canceled her 7:00 am flight after waking up at 5 am and rushing her out the door so she didn’t miss her flight. We had a fight last night. The worst…

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  • Ever Met Someone And Spent 30+ Nights Together? (Fuck this Blog)

    I skipped a day. That’s the 3rd day of the year that I don’t write on my blog. On a Saturday. And it is starting to feel like a daily blog is pointless. Somewhat dumb. Unnecessary. Who is paying me? No one obviously. Who would pay me for such stupid word vomit? My Saturday wasn’t…

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  • Overwhelming Dreams and Thoughts – Cover Story Soon – Top 5 Sushis in Los Angeles (2010 era)

    I had way too many dreams. Cool dreams. Some cool nightmares. Nightmares were silly, because I think it was a video game. I was controlling a tank that was very similar to the Star Fox Landmaster. I had to zig-zag between giant pillars that had hundreds of massive cockroaches entangled on a spider web. The idea…

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  • Just a Diary – Billions Show – Malin Åkerman

    This is just a diary. A daily word vomit. One that I can’t stop posting every single day. It does not pretend to be anything else but my morning thoughts. Sometimes is in the afternoon. But for the most part I write all of this while I have my morning coffee. Before I shower. While…

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  • Work Week Starts with Shit Weather – Oscars + Trump – Jon Hamm

    Shit. I just discovered this. It’s real good: Here is yesterday’s brunch. The beans were better than the poached eggs on the muffin. But still pretty bomb. The place was real pretty (Dante’s Raw Bar and Gastro Food). Yep. That. After brunch we just did laundry, clean the house, ordered pizza, bought beers, and watched Netflix.…

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  • The World’s Gone Mad – and I’m Crazy About Her – Sigourney Weaver

    There is too much in my mind and not sure where to go. Hey. Look. I took a pretty picture. That was with my iPhone SE. Not bad at all. Edited with Snapseed. Curious of what I did? Some levels fuckery. Dropped highlights almost all the way. A bit of structure + sharpening (1/4 up…

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  • First Night Without Her and Disagreements – Jobs! Work! Monday! – Ryan Gosling

    She’s at a job interview right now. Then she should be on her way back to me. It’s the longest we spent apart since we met. Just one night. I got so used to her. To us. That now is odd for her not to be around. And I overslept. By a lot. Bisho took…

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  • Because We Love You (Fest) – Hipster Saturday – Work Reject Work

    I promise there will be no much cheese on this post. Just this. She brought me a sandwich with chipotle sauce, beans, mushrooms, and cherry tomatoes. It was good and spicy (sooooo good and spicy). All it was missing (for me) was some chicken. Chipotle love. Her cooking is an absolute amazing surprise. You know.…

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  • Trump, Reddit, Trump – Movie Date Ditched – Mandy Moore

    Trump TRUMP Trump! Trump is everywhere. And the Mad Man is doing everything he said. God Emperor can never be wrong. He is doing everything he can to protect America and MAGA. All he does is MAGA. So much winning that I can’t handle it. I don’t understand this fucking concept. Even if Bernie have…

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  • Youngest Tijuana Adventurer – Danny Boy! – Border Wall Pics Published

    What a busy Friday and Frinight. In the morning I went to Playas with San Francisco Chilanga girl, Cat. We went to investigate what was up with the border wall. Just a day after Trump signed the executive order… a flimsy (not to say shitty) chain-link fence was imposed over the already existing barrier. Waves…

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  • The World Keeps On It’s Crazy Path – I Am Cheating – Gary and Jake Busey

    I’m still recovering from this weekend. Yesterday I barely moved from the couch. I pretty much couldn’t. Rain continues to fall. Rivers of caca are my streets. I don’t have nice boots to brave the rain. If I go out, it’s a guarantee I’ll get wet. And I still feel somewhat hungover. I didn’t have…

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  • Korean Tacos and Craft Beer – I Love Tijuana – I Love My TV

    It was like my dream came true. I dreamt of the Cherry Bomb Sour by Strange Craft Beer Company, and I got something similar. A Sour IPA by Lúdica/Kaminari. It’s not nearly as good, but it was surprisingly well done. I had to message the brewer to ask him about hops and other ingredients. It…

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  • I Had a Dream, That I Was Drinking Beer – Tacotopia Invites!!! – Marylin Manson

    I’ve been sleeping weird and having weird dreams. Today I woke up again at 5 am. Couldn’t go back to bed…. YEP I DID! I forced myself to it. But I remember waking up and thinking “ohhhh shit, here we go again, no sleep again!” I also remember a weird dream very very briefly. I’ve…

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  • Headache, Backache, and No Sleep… – But Great TJ Adventure – Skipped a Day

    I skipped my blog yesterday for the first time all year! Also… didn’t do a single push-up! And I feel bad about it. How silly of me. Like I need to inform the internet of what I do everyday. But maybe someday, I’ll go back and read at all the idiotic shit I wrote. I…

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  • Rainy Monday Future Studies- Hello New People – Meryl Streep

    Wow. Can I oversleep or what?! I slept super early. Around midnight. I woke up way past 1 pm. I wouldn’t do this if I had much to do. But right now I still don’t know what I’m doing. Working I guess. I have a few things going on this week. Got to cross at…

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  • First Monday! – Fix my iPad, Fix my Writing, Fix my License, Fix my Life – Hayden Panettiere’s Boob! (& Wladmir Klitschnko)

    I’m not big on planning. Plans never go the way I want them too. But I need a plan to fix my life. I woke up to a few emails I didn’t like. And yep yep yep. I’m going to complain and say I want to give up. It feels like when you are taking…

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  • 2017 Undecided – Great Xmas to Spiraling Out of TJ Control – Fergie and Josh Duhamel

    Xmas was great. My mom’s Carne en Su Jugo is fantastic and I have tons of it in the fridge. I also have the prosciutto wrapped salmon from the night before. And a bunch of cookies and brownies. Also. Success in my mom’s presents! She liked them both. It was a good xmas day/dinner. Family…

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  • Hibernation Nightmare – Soy un Pendejo Potencial – Sting

    I woke up from a nightmare in the wee hours of the morning. Like always, when I woke up, I remembered all the details. Instead of writing them, I told myself “yeah, you’ll remember them later.” Of course I don’t. All I remember is that I was sleeping in my apartment, except it was a…

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  • Fuck Today – I Got Wet + Rivers of Caca – Baby Face

    Fuck today. I wanted to do shit today but the weather has me like this little doggie… Woke up early to finish what was due today. Went out for shrimp tacos when the rain calmed down. Fuck. Los Compadres was closed. So I walked to the birria tacos on fourth… and when I finished… STORM!…

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  • Early Aussie Tour – Especiales and a Great Conversation – Super Moon was Liked

    Yesterday I was not around at home at all because I had one of the earliest Tijuana Adventure tours ever…. I crossed the border around 9:30 am to meet with Ed and Eleanor from Melbourne, Australia. Ed has family in Los Angeles so apparently they visit frequently enough that a trip to Tijuana was due.…

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  • Beard Gone – Theater Night – The Dude! Jeff Bridges

    I wasted my whole morning changing my appearance. I haven’t done any of the work that I said I was going to do. And I don’t have enough time to do a top 10 of music right now, so that will have to wait until next week. I uhh.. I got stuck writing an article.…

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  • Monday Blues, Sniffles, and Cough – Crazy Fast Year – Jessica Alba

    It’s Monday and I overslept this morning. Finally took a cold ass painful shower, and headed out to do my favorite thing… Laundry! /s I am typing this in the laundromat, headphones on my head, Hella playing, bored out of my mind and in a state of nothingness. I have work this week. I queried…

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  • Sick and Sore but Ready to Work – Shirtless Selfie in Bad Taste – Bristol Palin

    I woke up Sunday very sore and somewhat sick. Coughing. Aching. Sneezing. Dying. I’m still sick and sore today. But it wasn’t all that horrible. I got to be lazy and watch NFL all day like I do on Sundays. I also ordered a pizza and ate it whole in less than 30 minutes. Saturday…

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  • Reddit Meet Success! – Great Saturday, NFL Lazy Sunday – Fergie, LiLo, Paris

    Saturday was great. After doing work, sending emails, and other stuff, I headed to the border to meetup with Reddit people. Reddit people. Reddit people. You never know what to expect with Reddit people. First guy was there before me. Brett was his name. He was cool. Basically what I expected. Someone around my age…

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