• I Live in a Swamp of Work – Everything is Going Great – Laila Ali

      I started my new gig. It seemed like it was going to be slow at first, but before I knew it, I had several tasks to finish! This is my life now. Wake up earlyish, brew coffee, jump in my computer, fuck around online while I check messages, emails and notifications.  Drink coffee, start…


  • Beeraholic – It Feels Like I’ve Been 30 Forever, They Goin’ Good – Beyoncé (Again)

    I woke up late today. But finish some work (the only one that actually pays me), cleaned my desk, and now I am typing this, getting ready for the week! It feels like I turned 30 forever ago, but it was just recently that I was asked how old I was and I said out…


  • I Played a Music Festival – The Winds of In-Ko-Pah – Annalynne McCord and Sisters (Rachel and Angel)

    WHOO!! What a crazy week to start my 30s. It feels like my birthday was forever ago. So much happened. On my birthday, I got a couple of semi-job offer thingys. It’s been a game of patience to see if I’m getting in or not. And I am not a very patient person. I have…


  • Cool, I’m 30 Now – I Live at a Brewery (Norte) – Nikki Reed

    ^That’s my birthday song. Every … Single… Year. Megan Fox also turns 30 today. I wonder how she is celebrating. Nah… I don’t.  Yes, I saw Megan Fox and I told her we had the exact same birthdate, I already posted about that here on my last birthday. No, I do not like Megan Fox.…


  • I Didn’t Do Any of The Work I Said I Was Going To Do – Jocelyn Wildenstein (Cat Lady)

    I didn’t do any work last week. Well… ok. I did some. But for the most part, I WAS CELEBRATING. My first cover on the Reader came out last week and it’s about beer. And since I love beer. I drank beer a lot. Click on the image to read: This is my second cover…


  • Front Page Because of Tacos – Redditing All Day – Stevie Wonder

    It was a good week. I made it to the front page of Reddit on Thursday because I posted a picture of tacos. Reddit karma went from 6,000+ to almost 13,000. I received more than 250 messages and the thread has over 1,500 comments. I am not sure how I feel about my Reddit success.…


  • Drinking Early, Waking Up Earlier – Bachelor Party Tour – Angelina Jolie & Cyndi Lauper

    Last week was pretty much out of control. Fortunately I made some money through Tijuana Adventure (and also had a blast). I am planning a lot of changes for Tijuana Adventure and it involves more and more writing. That website receives much more traffic than my blog and I haven’t posted anything in a long…


  • From Hopeless to Hopeful – Still Broke – Will Arnett

    I’m an emo drama queen and I’m sorry. Last week I did something I felt like doing before, but always held off. I posted in my blog in another day that wasn’t Monday. Most the time I want to post in the middle of the week is just because I had a thought that was…


  • Broke, But Picking Up The Pieces – HoC is Shaking – Nobody Loves Mila Kunis

    February was not a good month. I spent a good a bit over two weeks horribly sick, barely working and not going out. I spend a bunch of money in medicine, doctor consultation, homeopathic doctor (what a joke), and a dentist. I got lucky and got paid more than I thought for one article, but…


  • Looking for a Job – Netflix – Phoebe Price

    I got kinda lucky at work this past week. Because of being sick, I barely worked. Also, they rejected two stories :( sad face. So I was worried I had no money coming in and I was on the verge of broke, spending a lot of money in doctors and dentists. I ended up doing…


  • First Published Feature Story – More Tj Adventures – Camilla Belle & Minka Kelly

    There wasn’t much action this week, just a bunch of cold weather. Monday I barely remember. I lost at the casino to prove my lucky streak was over, so I forgot about that day. Tuesday I know I didn’t go out and barely worked. Wednesday I finally got published on a story I sent on…


  • Horrible Week Turns to Awesome Weekend – Olivia Munn

    My week couldn’t have started any worse. At least last week I did publish on my blog on a Monday. But after writing in my blog, I went to a bar, took a tequila shot for courage, and I confessed my infatuation for a lesbian girl. It didn’t go well. Why would she care, she…


  • Tijuana Adventures are Going to Kill me, Star Wars, Harrison Ford.

    I had an unproductive week, yet it was awesome. I managed to get one story published about Dia de Reyes after getting two rejections in a row. The stories that got rejected took me way longer to work on, the one that got published was an anecdote of how Mexican I am. I got paid…


  • I Miss Being a Paparazzo – Neil Patrick Harris Always Wins Halloween

    October was a great month. It started great. I started posting color pictures, had a Tijuana Adventure and got published. But the week after I got sick and everything turned to shit. I quickly recovered to the news of getting published, paid and that Rumble Fest will happen again this year. And it ended the…


  • Worst Week is Followed by Best Week – Tijuana Rumble Fest 2 – Michael J Fox

    I did not post on Monday. I am posting late again. It might seemed like I did it on purpose to go with the B2TF theme, but it was more because I was enjoying myself too much and procrastinating is my favorite activity. Last week, I felt miserable. I had worked a lot and didn’t…


  • Tolerance Break Cuz I am Broke – James Franco Thinks I am Awesome – Chapter 19 and non-sense

    Summer is over, though the weather doesn’t show it. It’s been hot as fuck. And it is time to slow down my vices. There is nothing that I enjoy more than great food, coffee, beer (whisky) and marihuana. But all those things besides being awesome, are expensive and make me lazy. At least I got…


  • My Entire Adult Life I have been in Magazines and Blogs: 2014 Year Summary.

    2015 is around the corner. My thirties are coming up soon. And I am still wondering what I am doing with my life. That’s what my life looked like on February 2011, a few months before quitting my job. That was the last month I had LAX duty and after that I relinquished to freelance…


  • I pulled a Britney: the freelance rollercoaster is pretty wild

    When you freelance all your life, it is bound to have some ups and downs. My birthday month was definitely an up. I dedicated all my time and energy on a project (TRF) that when it ended, it felt like going down on the Dragster (Cedar Pointe) reaching top speed and in an instant, it…


  • TRF: Basking in the glory of nothingness

    I have no idea what is going to happen to Tijuana Rumble Fest, all I know is that it happened and it changed me forever. Yes, I am is in serious debt and no profits were made. But there was some success. There was never an accurate count of people that went to the festival, but…


  • From Paparazzo to Festival Organizer and More: Henry Rollins + TRF

    I had a great birthday. One of the best I ever had. The most memorable birthdays I ever had was when I got Super Smash Bros. for the N-64 when I was 13. The other was three years ago when I turned 25, quit my job and went on a road trip. Then this last one…


  • Happy Birthday Megan Fox! Thanks for destroying my childhood

    I don’t give a shit about Megan Fox, much less now that fucking Michael Bay cast her as April O’Neil. I know, I know…Megan Fox is hot, but there are a lot of better looking women with much more talent than her. And for TMNT they didn’t even try to make her look similar to…


  • The last day as a paparazzo: Going full freelance

    It seems forever ago when I decided to quit my job as a staff writer for Soccerly and went full freelance, but that was only 8 months ago. The idea was to combine all my talents and work many different jobs. Many said it would be impossible to do all of them at once, now I’m…


  • Celebrity is a state of mind: Macaulay Culkin in Tijuana again

    Fame is in the eye of the beholder. There are so many celebrities now a days and so much information online that we can give ourselves the luxury to love or hate as many we want. You know how many fucks I ever gave for the kids of Gossip Girl? I saw all of them,…


  • I’m so busy but all I want to do is watch House of Cards: Robin Wright at LAX.

    So much work, so little time. Or maybe I’m just lazy. 2014 started out slow with my articles getting rejected so I started to look for more gigs everywhere. But after many rejections, sources started publishing me again and work started to pour in. Suddenly, it was February and I found myself overwhelmed by work…


  • Shia LaBeouf announces retirement from public life: Are we supposed to cry?

    I had no idea about his plagiarized scandal, but you can tell that Shia doesn’t take criticism like a man. Some artists fall into a plagiarized scandal but they don’t act like he did. For example, when Coldplay plagiarized Joe Satriani. They settle that scandal like grown men with an out-of-court settlement, instead of whining…