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Week 30 of 52, Post 355 Total – Chester Suicide, Missing Yowie – Celebrity Monday = Caca Fun
Oh god. What a horrible choice I made this morning. I was looking for a celebrity to post on this celebrity Monday and started reading about Chester Bennington. I decided to “fuck it, I hate Linkin Park, but let’s listen to their latest album.” It’s seriously worse than I could have imagined. I would have never…
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No Glamping but Mazunte, Oaxaca Soon – Astrophoto Workshop and Other Dreams – Shrimp/Octopus Tacos, Oysters, and Poke Delivery by Ancla Roja
Waking up at 6:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning sucks. It’s 9:41 a.m. and time has been still for those three hours. Coffee. TV. Internet. Coffee. Nothing else. Saturdays. You are not supposed to work. My girlfriend is at work. I don’t have much to do. The dude I want to interview is not there…
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Visiting Camp Pendleton – Inside Full Spread Pictures Are My Favorite – Feast Next Week
I wrote about the upcoming traffic hell and got published (here). I started the article with Spanglish. Then I suffered my own traffic hell of my own. Some people have it much worse. I can’t imagine. I spent a good 4 hours in my brother’s car yesterday. More than three hours were sitting on the…
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Weird Dreams Continue in Surrey, B.C. – 1300 Hours is Military Time – Created a Portfolio for Celebrities (with over 350 pictures)
It’s time to go to San Diego! Well soon… I need to word vomit and then I’ll be on my way. I have to be all the way to Camp Pendleton at 1300 hours. 1300 hours and not 1 pm because I’m meeting with military folk to see some military housing. Hopefully, spot a chopper.…
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Frustrated and Full of Hate – Cover Photo and Gaslamp Party Shots – Photography Portfolios
I’ve been frustrated over nothing which has been resulting in really weird dreams. Or I’ve been having really weird dreams thus I have been frustrated over nothing. I’m not sure. But I woke up several times at night feeling out of place, moved from bed to couch, from couch to bed, back and forth. And…
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Girl Pool Birthday Party – Doida Gets a Cake to the Face – Fan Light Experiment and Tons More Pictures (Again)
FUCKKK This coffee is weak. And it was expensive. It has a good smell and caramel notes. But weak as fuck. And I threw more beans than usual. It was better when I was mixing shitty cheap mud coffee with this shitty expensive coffee, but I ran out of the shitty cheap mud and now it’s…
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Chile IPA, Vegan Sausage, Sunday Fight, Weird Dreams – Taking Pictures of Famous Rapper in Studio – Rob $tone
Oh boy! I had a weird weekend! Also… woke up from really weird dreams. Seriously. One of my dreams was that my nutsack stretched to the ground… and suddenly, for no reason, it was cut from my body. And I had to leave it in the bathroom sink. Stretched nutsack filling the drain with blood…
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FB Memories of Actual Vomit with Punks – Procrastinating in Favor of Diablo 3 and a Movie Review (Walk of Shame) – First Time Taking Pictures of a ‘Celebrity’ in YEARS!
It’s past noon already. I haven’t done anything productive. Not even showered. I didn’t do anything productive yesterday either. Diablo 3 addiction surfaced that easily. And I can’t do anything to stop playing. Sad thing. I couldn’t even play with my cousin. After he got off work, friends from his work invited him out for…
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Necromancer Time with Cousin – More Foodporn for Tijuana Adventure (but no tours) – Schedule Continues to be Fucky
1:21 pm! I’m barely even starting my day. Oh yeah. I’m not working. So I can later complain about how I’m not working. I bought the new character for Diablo III yesterday… and that quickly, I fell into D3 addiction. Tomorrow, I have an important photo shoot in the afternoon. Let’s see how that goes.…
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Slurpee Was a Horrible Choice and It Make Me Feel Horrible – Walking Under the Sun For Boring Pics – Tijuana Crime News Published
I’m so stupidly hungover for no real reason. I didn’t even drink that much, just the usual. I blame it all on a 7-eleven Slurpee. Yep. Slurpee was the wrong choice. The sugary drink and dehydration combined with beers later that night = a headache this morning. I’m going to lay down a while longer again.…
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Changed Up The Site A Bit – Work and Work Out (Need To Do Both More!) – That Rejection Still Hurts
Alright! I’ve been fucking with the internet for the past two hours while drinking COFFEE. I put a layer of the muddy shitty coffee before putting the expensive nice but weak coffee on top. The result is strong coffee with mild good taste. I did some minimal changes on this site. If you look up…
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Fuck You, Pay Me – Oh Shit. Work! – Paparazzi Magazines Cropped and Ready for Garbage
Fuck you. Pay me. That should be my attitude. I’m listening to this Creative Mornings from San Francisco by Mike Monteiro after reading the blog of Max Dubler about stealing photos. This is the video. Coffee coffee coffee! This coffee is WEAK! And it was expensive. It’s not bad in flavor, but it’s just really…
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Talking About The Photo Game With Can Gato Ibiza (My Brother) – Tons of Pictures of Food, Friends, Family, and More (Mom’s Birthday!) – No Celebrity Monday
It’s celebrity throwback Monday and I don’t give a fuck. I’m not posting a celebrity. Instead, here: I started clipping the magazines with my pictures. Soon the magazines will be in the trash so I don’t have to carry them around. Soon I’ll make an album with the clippings to make it look all tidy…
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It’s My Mom’s Birthday! – Valle de Guadalupe Time! – No Time To Blog
I don’t have time for this shit. I wished I had time for this shit. But I got to jump in the shower. Get ready. Go to my brother’s place. And head to Valle de Guadalupe. It’s my mom’s birthday! Say happy birthday to my mom everyone!!! Also. If anyone knows of a job in…
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Sunrise and Sunset iPhone Pics – Roommate is Home, Party Time! (Just Kidding, I Didn’t Do Much) – Mom’s Birthday Tomorrow
I don’t know where to start today. Coffee coffee coffee. That new expensive coffee I’m trying is okay in flavor, but not really strong. Maybe it’s because I’ve been drinking that cheap muddy strong coffee for a while now. But nah. I threw in a bunch of coffee beans, more than usual, ground the fuck out…
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Sick and Out of Sync (with the GF) – Back to Playing Classical Guitar (Finally! My Nails Are Long For a Reason) – Pre-Approved Writing Missions Ahead
You know what? Fuck my body. It’s being fucking weird lately. Two weeks ago I was super sick with a stomach flu that I was afraid to leave the house in case of an accident. It was fucking horrible. I was afraid of eating as well. Yesterday and the day before I had continuous mucus. I…
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Sick Again or Perhaps I Developed Allergies? – Local Tj Photo Projects (and More) – ACHOOOOOO!!!
Good morning word vomit of a blog! …. AND! …. I am fucking sick again. I got the sniffles all day yesterday. But I didn’t think much about it. It was just a bit of a nasal congestion. I felt okay. I did a longer and harder workout than what I’m used too (finally, 100…
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Pics of Fishies (and others) Published – Missed Fireworks Opportunity – Fixed my Guitar, Fixing Camera Up Next (and More Work)
Published! Well… what I wrote on Monday got published Tuesday afternoon. HERE! Also! Soon to be published. Some pictures I took this past Friday for another story. And maybe more pictures? I’m not sure at this point. I think so, but perhaps not. There are no photo missions on the horizon. So I should do…
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Happy Bday ‘Muricuh, Celebrating the 4th – Taking My Photography Game Seriously – Indeed Applying for Gigs
Happy birthday ‘muricuh! Facebook reminded me that I took pictures exactly one year ago. That’s the view from Norte Brewery and fireworks from San Diego. I expected Hong Kong to have fireworks but I don’t think they did. This time, I’m going to try from my rooftop. It would be great to go to ‘muricuh…
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MEH Feels – Foodie Weekend (Cine Tonalá and Oyster Porn) – Al Pacino and Giovani Ribisi
The feeling this morning is pretty meh. Girlfriend left very early because her job is switching her to France hours. I woke up at around 5 am but forced myself to sleep until 8 am. Bisho has been puking all over the place. It’s now 10 am and I don’t see where this week is…
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Great Day to End the Shitmonth – Del Cerro Politics and Gaslamp Party – Goodbye Sober Days
The calm after the storm. Or more like the great day after a shit week…. shit month Yep. Yesterday in San Diego went great. I crossed at the right time. Bus was there a minute after I crossed. Trolley ride went smoothly. I finally did some reading. And got to downtown with enough time to be…
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What a Real Shit Day (Figuratively At Least) – Pointless Uber, Broken Trolley, And Rejected Story – Roommate Get’s a Car And Brozo a Guitar
Oh boy! What a shit day I had. Hold up. I don’t have my coffee yet. Checking on my coffee! And fuck! The coffee maker was unplugged. No coffee still… Mmmm I’m smelling it now. Mmmm shitty coffee! Alright. Closing Reddit. Let’s do this. Starting to where I left off yesterday. Yep. The dude I…
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What a Desmother I Made (I’m Going to Miss the Game) – I’m Not an Alcoholic! Let’s Celebrate by Grabbing a Drink!- More Netflix Reviews (Like You Care)
Good morning word vomit! Let’s start this morning with a little bit of bad news: I won’t be able to watch the Mexico vs Germany game. Fuck me. Want some more bad news? I feel bad because I made a mess in the office. Well. It felt like that. I’m sure it’s fine. But I…
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Back to Health – Cover Shoot Now and Next – Ranting About Veganism Because Dumb Documentary
WOO!!!! Coffee! I haven’t been excited about coffee in a while. And I won’t be able to drink my usual 3 to 5 cups a morning. I’ll just keep it at one. My girlfriend doesn’t even want me to drink coffee because she is so worried. She’s extremely worried. She got paranoid and started thinking…
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Feeling Better, But Ego Hurt – On the BRATY Diet (No Beer or Coffee) – They Stealing Mah Pictures
Well… I’m feeling much better. But yesterday. Yesterday was a fucking disaster. I don’t know what hurt more. My stomach, or that I wrote a post about my diarrhea. A hit on my ego for being a 31 year old who shit his pants while he was asleep. At least I wasn’t very explicit. But…