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Weird Dreams of a Mountain Top Waterpark – New Roommate, Moving Out Soon – My Uber Driver Hated Gays, Tongue Taco Not Related
I had a really weird dream that I was in a small mountain town that was also a water park and it also somehow had snow and acted like a ski-lodge. It was so remote that it had no cell phone signal. And to get there, you had to fly on a shitty plane that…
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Beer for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner! – New Favorite San Diego Brewery – More Mazunte Vacation Pics
I just listened to the new Weezer. And I’m really sad for it. WTF? This doesn’t even sound like Weezer. Sounds like Katy Perry or some shit like that. Thanks Justin for forcing me to listen to this bullshit. Seriously. If this came up on the radio and wasn’t aware it was Weezer, I would…
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250 Days Together Come to an End: Last Week Together – NFL, Vacation Pictures, Much Work – Dreams of Paris Hilton
SWOOP! Big swoop! Back to Tijuana and real life. Woke up to a million notifications after dreaming about Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky. They were running away from the paparazzi at LAX. I was just there returning for a flight but I also had my camera. So I started shooting her (Paris, Nicky who…
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Word Vomiting Up in the Air – Goodbye Beautiful Mosquito World, Hello Again Bizzarro Border Town – Thousands of Pictures to Edit
Goodbye mosquito world. I type this on Aeromexico Flight 718 destined to Mexico City while I scratch the red swollen mosquito bites of my left ankle. Picking the dried up pus and blood from the scabs. So many mosquito bites. Memories that fade. Mosquito bites that will go away. Can’t help but think that I…
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Two More Days in Paradise – Baby Turtle Release Party – French Cuisine and Out of Money
Today is day 8. Only two more days and then we fly back… Which would be day 10, but we only have that morning. And now that we are in the last of it… It starts to feel heavy. As if we didn’t take enough advantage of it. Day 6 was pretty uneventful and the…
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Day 6, Weather Has Turned Shitty – Intense Mezcal Dreams of Horny Nicotine Vampires – Roommate Breaks Up with Tijuana
We both woke up real late again. It’s noon. But it feels like early morning. It’s cloudy and shitty outside. Like it was supposed to be the whole week. But it’s finally that five days later. I woke up first at around 7 am. After some very intense dreams. Some really dumb dreams. That included…
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Oaxaca Day One, Almost No WiFi – Mosquitoes are Killing Me – Beach, Family, and Friends
WiFi is very limited. I’m barely even going to write on my blog during this trip. Or well… that depends. I’m also typing on my girlfriend’s computer. She’s showing me how her pinky toe got swollen because she hit herself last night. She claims she bumped into me. I don’t remember. I just say yes.…
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Oaxaca in 6 Hours – Horrible Phone Word Vomit -I Started a Book
There is a dude singing about god in the trolley. He has headphones on. He just yelp completely out of tune “Cristo Salvador.” Now he is murmuring still out of tune “quédese señor,” repeatedly. I’m going to try to ignore him. Line. I need a music device and headphones. Haven’t gotten lost in my music…
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Half Week Left, Vacation Mode Already On! – Word Vomit Coming to an End – CTM: Cindy Crawford
Alright, dude, you can do this! My girlfriend said she was going to work for this half week that we have left before OAXACA! She lied. She woke up early this morning and said, “I don’t want to go.” Or something like that. It was 4 am. I didn’t take notes. Point is, she decided…
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Last Day At Work for my Girlfriend (Party Tonight) – First Experience with Uber Eats (Order Incomplete) – Working on Organ Grinders, Looking for Comments!
I’m supposed to be at my brother’s house right now doing him a favor. One of his clients needed to pick-up shirts. I woke up late for it, but I got dressed in a jiffy and wanted to go to the house and do him the favor. But… I suspect my girlfriend took the keys…
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My Girlfriend The Destroyer – Missed the Secret Reddit Party (I Felt Sick) – Work Friday, Oaxaca Very Soon
I woke up at 5:02 am when I heard a very loud crash in the kitchen. CRASH!!!!! It was super fucking loud. Before getting up. I knew what it was. My girlfriend over tipped the ceramic base that holds the water jug too much. It was my fault. I didn’t buy water. There was no…
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A Very Long Word Vomit, No Celebrity: Kimby and Odd Imitation Chad, New House Disappointment, and Seeing My Ex-Girlfriend at the Border – JOSPER! Shut the Fuck Up! – Work, Beer, San Diego and Otay Party, Drinks at a Gay Bar, Poop, and NFL
It’s odd to come back to this after skipping two days in a row. It’s like I forgot how to word vomit. I’m over thinking every sentence and I’m not sure how I manage to do it every day. I’m tired of it. That’s why I skipped it twice. It’s been almost the whole year…
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Front Page Attempt Flops – Kimby TJ Adventure Time – Visiting the New House, Spending the Night in SD
I just posted a massive burger pic on Imgur and on /r/food. It pissed me off that a shitty picture of burgers was on the front page. Friday Reddit. Shitty Reddit. The picture on Imgur is doing great. Spoke too soon. It’s only been a minute and it already has two comments. It probably won’t…
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Confusing Word Vomit in Two Far Farm Countries – Shooting Macro: The Gig is Fun, Is Not Often Enough – Ramona Ribs
I’m sitting outside a Dunkin’ Donuts in downtown San Diego, drinking coffee and eating a granola bar. Neither are from DD (not Dungeons & Dragons). The establishment is packed with people. I wanted a breakfast sandwich. But granola and coffee from my brother’s office will suffice for now. I didn’t have time to word vomit…
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Sports Sunday and My Shitty NFL Fantasy Team – Weird 3 Bedroom Apartment in Playas for $560 – CTM: Anna Kendrick
Morning! Monday. September 18th. I skipped Sunday because I felt like it. I was busy watching sports. I’m trying to find the chart which shows me which days I have skipped in the year but I can’t find it. It’s been less than a dozen though. I think yesterday was skip #10. But in trying…
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Odd Depressive Word Vomit – Soccer for the First Time All Year – I Play to Whine, I’m Aware I’m a Bitch
It’s 4:32 am and I’m depressed… My girlfriend just left for work in an Uber. She says she likes her job because she gets off work at 1 pm. But will get off work to come directly to bed and sleep…. She works so much… for so little. Oh well.. She’s quitting soon. I wished…
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The Little Reddit Post That Could – To The Front PAGE (Timeline)! – Article Sent (Now I Wait)
Well… that was fast. I finished the article I talked about yesterday. Woke up this morning and sent it. The editor responded right away. “Too busy right now, get back to me on Tuesday.” So I’ll have to wait till Tuesday. My roommate liked the story. But he said the same thing about a story…
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Cover Photo on the Reader, Cover Photo on /r/PutAnEggOnIt – Burger Porn Posting on Social Media – Numb to Reality
I don’t have much to say and I’m hungry. Here’s the cover picture from yesterday. I’m not entirely thrilled with how everything turned out. But I got paid. So who cares. I don’t have much to say and I’m hungry. Coffee is weak. I should have thrown all in. I didn’t leave the house yesterday.…
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Finally! Burger Porn is Here – Reviewed: Yo Mommaz!, Tras / Horizonte, La Justina, Cine Tonalá, and Butchers & Buns – Procrastination is Weighing Me Down
Finally! All the burger porn that you can imagine (unless you are a burger pervert). After a burger festival. And eating burgers non-stop. The burger article came out. Here’s my contribution of Tijuana burgers. Or click in any of the burgers. Yo Mommaz! In N Out in Tijuana. Tras / Horizonte with this monster. Cine…
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Existential Crisis for Post #400 – Bad Luck Mustache Gives me Shit Day – Movie Review: Hector and The Search for Happiness (Pegg’s Worst)
Yesterday was shit. I shaved my face and left only a mustache. A bad luck mustache. I left the house craving tacos varios from Tupidos. I got there and it was pretty packed, but the line seemed to be diminishing. So I said fuck it, how bad can it be? I waited for 10 minutes…
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Band Manager at Burgers and Beer Festival – Party Hardy with Monterrey Girls – Hungover from Infinity Beers
What a weekend…!! Sigh. I’m tired. My girlfriend passed out like 20 minutes ago. I skipped the blog yesterday and I thought about skipping again today… but after poking around online for a bit, I decided to fuck it. Let’s do this. Definitely no coffee. Definitely not working out. I didn’t word vomit yesterday, basically…
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Monterrey Girls Tour Tijuana – Oaxaca Shakes and the World Worlds – Character Stories and Work (Getting Published)
It’s weird to word vomit with guests in the house. More because they aren’t my guests, but my girlfriend’s. I don’t have the trust/confidence I usually do. And I can’t coffee coffee coffee workout. And it’s really early. Well… 9 am now. I woke up to an email canceling the one gig I had to…
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Fantasizing About Airbnb Exclusive Penthouse – Karla’s Friend From Monterrey Arrives Today – Who Wants to Team Up and Find the Giant Baby At the Border?!?!
Good morning thing I write on every day! Coffee coffee coffee. Today, a friend of my girlfriend’s from Monterrey arrives in Tijuana to party. She’s coming with a friend that neither of us knows. So yep. A stranger and a friend of my girlfriend are coming. They arrive late in the afternoon. Girlfriend cleaned the…
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