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Weird Dreams Continue in Surrey, B.C. – 1300 Hours is Military Time – Created a Portfolio for Celebrities (with over 350 pictures)
It’s time to go to San Diego! Well soon… I need to word vomit and then I’ll be on my way. I have to be all the way to Camp Pendleton at 1300 hours. 1300 hours and not 1 pm because I’m meeting with military folk to see some military housing. Hopefully, spot a chopper.…
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Frustrated and Full of Hate – Cover Photo and Gaslamp Party Shots – Photography Portfolios
I’ve been frustrated over nothing which has been resulting in really weird dreams. Or I’ve been having really weird dreams thus I have been frustrated over nothing. I’m not sure. But I woke up several times at night feeling out of place, moved from bed to couch, from couch to bed, back and forth. And…
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FB Memories of Actual Vomit with Punks – Procrastinating in Favor of Diablo 3 and a Movie Review (Walk of Shame) – First Time Taking Pictures of a ‘Celebrity’ in YEARS!
It’s past noon already. I haven’t done anything productive. Not even showered. I didn’t do anything productive yesterday either. Diablo 3 addiction surfaced that easily. And I can’t do anything to stop playing. Sad thing. I couldn’t even play with my cousin. After he got off work, friends from his work invited him out for…
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What a Real Shit Day (Figuratively At Least) – Pointless Uber, Broken Trolley, And Rejected Story – Roommate Get’s a Car And Brozo a Guitar
Oh boy! What a shit day I had. Hold up. I don’t have my coffee yet. Checking on my coffee! And fuck! The coffee maker was unplugged. No coffee still… Mmmm I’m smelling it now. Mmmm shitty coffee! Alright. Closing Reddit. Let’s do this. Starting to where I left off yesterday. Yep. The dude I…
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What a Desmother I Made (I’m Going to Miss the Game) – I’m Not an Alcoholic! Let’s Celebrate by Grabbing a Drink!- More Netflix Reviews (Like You Care)
Good morning word vomit! Let’s start this morning with a little bit of bad news: I won’t be able to watch the Mexico vs Germany game. Fuck me. Want some more bad news? I feel bad because I made a mess in the office. Well. It felt like that. I’m sure it’s fine. But I…
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Back to Health – Cover Shoot Now and Next – Ranting About Veganism Because Dumb Documentary
WOO!!!! Coffee! I haven’t been excited about coffee in a while. And I won’t be able to drink my usual 3 to 5 cups a morning. I’ll just keep it at one. My girlfriend doesn’t even want me to drink coffee because she is so worried. She’s extremely worried. She got paranoid and started thinking…
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Feeling Better, But Ego Hurt – On the BRATY Diet (No Beer or Coffee) – They Stealing Mah Pictures
Well… I’m feeling much better. But yesterday. Yesterday was a fucking disaster. I don’t know what hurt more. My stomach, or that I wrote a post about my diarrhea. A hit on my ego for being a 31 year old who shit his pants while he was asleep. At least I wasn’t very explicit. But…
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A Very Shitty Morning – Bowling and Arcade Dancing – Celebrity Monday: Freida Pinto and Dev Patel
This is quite possibly my shittiest morning ever. Literally. The stomach flu is worse than I gave credit it for. And it’s disgusting. Avoiding details. But let’s just say I just lost a pair of underwear. Also. Quite possibly also lost my pajama pants. Sigh. I want coffee but I have no idea what to…
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Stupid Stomach Virus – Sleeping and Cleaning is What She Does! – Reddit Karma and Article 99% Done
Yep. I definitely have a stomach virus. It sucks. I woke up at 3 am because I felt like puking. It was a false alarm. I barely even had food yesterday. I’m too scared of eating. You can imagine what happens after I eat. I talked to my friend Pedro and he has a similar…
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Mexico to the Semis and This is a Gross Post – Octopus Tacos and Mamut Beers – Almost Done With Work (word!)
Yay! I’m 80% done with the article. Or so it feels. Of course, I’m not happy with it. But I’m never happy with any of my articles. My girlfriend read the very rough draft and she likes it. The article still has a lot of parts that just read EXPAND or FIX THIS PART or…
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Confederations Cup Mornings – From Sushi to Pesto Pasta and a Shitty Movie – Parents
Soccer soccer soccer! Did you guys watch that Mexico vs New Zealand yesterday?! Circus circus circus! What a fucking shit show. It was as if a cocky teenager was about to play FIFA (or insert soccer game here) against a kid that has barely played a video game in their life. The teenager, full of…
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Other Matt (Furlong) is in Tj – More Sushi by Babe and Tonight Pesto Pasta – New Gig: Downtown Craft Beer Map
Mateo..! Suarez.. ! Mateo.. I heard someone screaming my name just as I was waking up. It was Matthew Furlong, the other Matthew in Tijuana. There’s probably way more. Matthew is too much of a common name. He texted me early in the morning asking if he could crash here. I plan on replying a bit…
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The Adventures of Dani and Dani – A Childhood Friend and Memories – Random Picture of Billy Crystal
Alright. Back at it. Fucking Monday. Yep. I skipped yesterday! I have guests! And I had to entertain! Guests are still here. One snoozes on the couch, the other in my roommate’s bedroom (sorry roommie). They are on their way to California to do a seasonal job. A job that I want to do. You…
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Netflix, Failed Night, and Chill – Seal of Approval: Blue Jasmine and El Oasis – Reddit Global Meet Up Today And Party All Night!
Hmmm… Let’s see. It’s Saturday. When I started the daily word vomit, I should have really thought about the weekend as resting time. But my days didn’t mean weekend back then. They just meant days. Every day was just a day. Every night was just another night. Now I feel old. My Instagram boyfriend came…
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Meeting Little Boy and Unexpected Adventures – Finally Inspired…? – Commercial Photography Talk
My body is sore as if I had worked out. I didn’t. I just walked a lot under the hot sun it what has been one of the hottest days all year. And only did morning push-ups but didn’t come close to 100 (I think I did 40). And it feels good. Took pictures all…
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Pocho Millenial Bukowski – Oysters, Tacos, Beers… a Lot of Beers – Look at me Go!
David the neighbor is here. He left his apartment for a job interview and locked himself out. I threw him the keys to the apartment and now he hangs out on the couch internetting. We’re going to get tacos de birria in a while. He interrupted me when I was about to make some breakfast… I…
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121 Days and Counting – 150,000 Words of Epic Nothing – Bizarre Cheap Burger & Beer Town
“We haven’t been in this bar for a while,” said my girlfriend last night…. Yep. It feels like it has been years… It’s been 121 days since we met. And consequentially, fallen in love, and moved in together. That’s like 4 months. 1/3 of the year. I’m still confused on how it happened. I feel…
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Bought an iPhone for my Girlfriend – Fucky Schedules and Getting Duped – Product Photography (Wordplay Goods)
And here I am once again. Wasting my time on the internet. Hi hi commented. You’ll be happy to know that I took her out for beers and bought her a surprise that was left at home. I met up with my girlfriend in the usual and then headed to Mamut for tap Tuesday beers.…
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It’s June and Girlfriend is Happy with the New Job – Delta Sleep Tonight at Bigotes – Photographers and Porn
My girlfriend loves her new job. It’s only been 4 days, but after work each day, she tells me how happy she is with her new job. She is happy that she only works 7 hours, with 1 hour for lunch. Her schedule right now is from 7 am to 3 pm, though it soon…
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Guilt Trip Feels – Stop Making Sense! – Damian, The Guitarist Space Cowboy
“I should quit this (the blog),” I say to myself pretty often. But instead, I wake up fucking early and start typing non-sense. Guilt trip. I feel guilty for having a guilt trip about being guilty. Guilty is a funny word to say. I wrote King Creep as if it was my original idea. Alas,…
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My Instagram Boyfriend (Man Date) – Shooting with Housewrecker – A Day In The Border City and a Long Photography Rant
Bryan beware. I’m going to talk a bunch about photography in this post. Amateurs beware. It’s going to be a lot of ranting about photography and you won’t learn much because I’m just an okay photographer. Alright. Let’s get to it. Bam! Album starts with pictures of food. There is a reason for that. I’m…
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Vivid Nightmares Make for An Odd Morning (Reason Enough to Skip the Blog) – Ghetto Karaoke Party – Craft Beer Talk and Tijuana Adventure Update
I skipped my blog yesterday. I woke up feeling weird, sad, and shitty. I had very intense, vibrant, weird, scary dreams. The only one I remember with somewhat of a detail. There was a shooting in some bar, a lot of people died, I watched hidden under a table. Then the guys… guys? I don’t…
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Finally Did Do Some Work – Business Cards and Published – Memorial Weekend Gringo Party Time
Let’s start this word vomit with a tad of good news! I got published a while earlier. Here is the article. Let’s counter it with some bad news. The article is about shitty things that have been going in Tijuana. So after feeling worthless yesterday because I haven’t been working, I finally pulled my shit…
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Addicted to Candy Crush – Girlfriend is Dead (Clickbait Worked) – Slow Days Means I’m Depressed
I’m addicted to Candy Crush. I can’t stop playing. I woke up at 4:22 am to play Candy Crush…. Except it’s not Candy Crush. It’s the Jeopardy World Tour mobile app. It’s fucking great. Not a true Jeopardy because… well… it’s a mobile app. So it’s like Candy Crush and Jeopardy. It’s colorful. It’s addicting.…
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Blog Paid: Word Vomit for Another Year – No Photo Missions, So Writing It Is – New Shower Curtain!!!
My girlfriend is at a job interview right now. It’s freaking far. And it doesn’t look like it would pay much. So maybe it wasn’t even worth it. We’ll see how it goes. If it pays good enough, it might be a better choice. But she’s excited for the other job that she most likely…
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