• Scrabble and Board Games – Everyone is in Either Coachella or Ensenada – Pinche Paco Bought a Camera

    My girlfriend takes for eternity to play a word in scrabble. I have played a lot of scrabble in my life, I believe I am pretty decent at it. So I am obviously kicking her ass. I started playing a lot during my college years. Before word with friends was a thing, it existed on…


  • I Need My Own Car – Press Pass Mother Fucker! – Swearing for Fuck’s Sake

    The more I work, the less time I have to write stupid shit on this blog. I woke up early today again to go to UCSD. I borrowed my brother’s car again and this time drove across the border by myself. For some reason I was nervous. First time crossing the border while driving a…


  • Stinky But Great Going Adulting – Reddit Meetup and Stuff- Tons of Word Vomit Today and 600+ Pics to Edit

    “You didn’t write 1,000 words yesterday,” said Bryan yesterday at night. I know you fucker. I know. I said so. I was typing on my iPad in a cafe. It wasn’t the most comfortable way to word vomit. I typed faster than what my iPad processed, then I noticed there were tons of spelling mistakes…


  • Somewhat Nervous to Adult – A&E Show? – Quitting Zelda

    Again I woke up before dawn. This time it was the new gig that woke me up. I’m not totally nervous about the work, I will eventually have to do it. I’m nervous about doing adult stuff that comes with it. I’ve literally haven’t driven in the US in the past 5 years. I’m nervous…


  • Rijiuuuuu!! – Everything Goes Fine, Except I can’t Write – Oh Yeah, I Cooked

    Rijiuuuuuuuu!!! I haven’t thought of that word in years. I was happy dancing and saying RIJIUUUUU yesterday. Rijiu, definition by my friend Juliu who I haven’t seen in more than half a decade. Rijiu = the best word in the world for when you have the best feeling in the world. Rijiu is pure joy. And to…


  • Reddit Success (kinda)! – I’m a Shitty Boyfriend – Maybe. I Have No Idea.

    The album of pics of beisbol and mostly cheerleaders in the stadium had some Reddit success! In a subreddit which I have never posted before (in /r/baseball). /r/Tijuana did okay. In /r/Mexico I got downvoted heavily, and then somewhat recovered. I got called out for the creepshots. And it’s fine. First time using a long…


  • Beisbol Today – My Twitter Account Got Hacked – Ska Show at Night!?

    I’ve been waking up in the middle of a night with a cough and congested nose. This time was around 3 am. Went into the bathroom to spit. And I spat out fragments of mucus and blood. This has been going on for over a week. I’m not really sick, and it’s more grotesque than…


  • Reset Button, Time to Work – Uber, Emails, And Projects – But First, More Zelda

    Ahhh fuck. I don’t really feel like posting. I’m tired. I just want to play Zelda. And I made promises, so I have to keep them. I woke up at 5 am. This time it wasn’t to play Zelda. I stayed in bed. Pondering. ( and cuddling). There’s a lot in my mind. One thing…


  • I’m a Little Kid That Plays Zelda All Day and All Night – Michelada Gose Beer – Sore Throat and a Tour

    I have a tour tomorrow, and I just got a sore throat last night. It will be my only source of income this week. All I’ve been doing is play Zelda and eating and drinking with my girlfriend. Money goes by quick when you aren’t making any and just living with some luck. Tour is…


  • Star Bar Cover Celebration – I Lied at Subway – Defeated the Second Divine Beast, Vah Rudania

    I got out of bed at 4:55 am to play Zelda. I didn’t just wake up for Zelda. It’s not like I set-up the alarm and I was like, it’s ZELDA TIME! I woke up around 4:40 am and just laid awake thinking about the cover. There were (and are) only two comments on the…


  • Monday Acted like a Drunken Sunday – San Diego for Cover Tomorrow – Zelda Nerd Talk

    Well… the week is supposed to start now. Monday that acted like a Sunday was great. The restaurant that my girlfriend wanted to go was packed to the brim yesterday at noon. It was more than an hour wait. And it’s probably not even good. But it looks nice and clean, and that’s what she…


  • Fuck You CESPT (No Water Stil) – Shower Curtain Improvement – Teak’s Art

    Fuck you CESPT (water services) in Tijuana. This is ridiculous. You were supposed to shut the water down for a day for repairs. It’s been three days. There is absolutely no running water. Not even a drip. Not in my apartment. Not anywhere in almost all of downtown Tijuana and a few other areas. Bars…


  • No Water Smelly Tijuana – Missed my DSLR – Girlfriend Ruins her Arrival

    Fucking fuck. There’s no water in the apartment. There’s hasn’t been water since yesterday. There is no water all over downtown. Establishments are having water problems, especially bars. Downtown Tijuana is going to extra smelly if the fuckers over at CESPT don’t fix this soon. This is fucked up. It was supposedly going to be…


  • Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher

    It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…


  • Ever Met Someone And Spent 30+ Nights Together? (Fuck this Blog)

    I skipped a day. That’s the 3rd day of the year that I don’t write on my blog. On a Saturday. And it is starting to feel like a daily blog is pointless. Somewhat dumb. Unnecessary. Who is paying me? No one obviously. Who would pay me for such stupid word vomit? My Saturday wasn’t…


  • Little Planet Photography Tijuana – Food Porn Pork/Bread Bresca – Fucking Friday!

    That was my first attempt at a Little Planet photo. I photoshopped a different one first while waiting to transfer this. The other attempt was too horrible that I don’t even consider it an attempt. This one was also not perfect. I dislike how it doesn’t end in a perfect circle. So I will make…


  • Material Collected – Pokémons Collected – iPhone Magic

    So many Pokémons. So many pictures. So much work to do. I rode the SITT rapid bus yesterday from one end to the other and back. It was almost 2 hours for the whole loop. I took so many pictures with my iPhone. I was going to bring my camera, but I thought the iPhone…


  • Meeting the Housewrecker – Babe Got Drunk – And Gallos Won

    I went to have brunch with my babe. Yep. I call her babe most of the time. It came natural. I never really called anyone babe since my girlfriend in college. It’s a simple shitty horrible couple nickname. But that’s what came natural. So she’s my babe. We went to Teléfonica Gastro Park. We were…


  • First Night Without Her and Disagreements – Jobs! Work! Monday! – Ryan Gosling

    She’s at a job interview right now. Then she should be on her way back to me. It’s the longest we spent apart since we met. Just one night. I got so used to her. To us. That now is odd for her not to be around. And I overslept. By a lot. Bisho took…


  • Korean Tacos and Craft Beer – I Love Tijuana – I Love My TV

    It was like my dream came true. I dreamt of the Cherry Bomb Sour by Strange Craft Beer Company, and I got something similar. A Sour IPA by Lúdica/Kaminari. It’s not nearly as good, but it was surprisingly well done. I had to message the brewer to ask him about hops and other ingredients. It…


  • Hate Today Sucks – Beer and Stand Up Talk – Of Osiris and Bisho

    I woke up today before dawn. Waking up real early is already a sign of fuck today. Hate today. Today Sucks. Then watched Netflix. The end of Rick & Morty for the 10th time. And Jim Gaffigan’s new special. OHHH Gaffigan. So predictable. I have his DVD King Baby. I bought over a decade ago.…


  • Hungover – Uncertainty Continues – Gansos

    I started drinking early yesterday. I needed to get out of my apartment. After sending an article, refreshing your inbox constantly is not healthy. I really wanted to avoid drinking, but Tijuana makes it difficult. Went out. Got some burritos. Then a healthy beet, celery, carrot, pineapple, and orange juice thingy drinky drink. I kicked…