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First Monday! – Fix my iPad, Fix my Writing, Fix my License, Fix my Life – Hayden Panettiere’s Boob! (& Wladmir Klitschnko)
I’m not big on planning. Plans never go the way I want them too. But I need a plan to fix my life. I woke up to a few emails I didn’t like. And yep yep yep. I’m going to complain and say I want to give up. It feels like when you are taking…
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New Years RAHHHHH – Pictures On My Roof – Indecision 2017
I’m not big on New Years. I gave up on it ages ago. It’s just not worth the hype of anything. Last year’s NYE was pretty damn good. My brother organized a family reunion with amazing food. Before midnight I was back home and on top of my roof to take pictures of fireworks. After…
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Andy’s Surprise Bday Success – Pizza All Day – Holiday Bonus!
All I ate yesterday was pizza. I crossed the border at around 3 pm to head to the office. I wanted In & Out, but I forgot that I bought a one-way ticket on the trolley, so I couldn’t stop for a burger :( Instead I went straight to the office. And found out I…
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Met The Love of My Life – Great Day – RISK!
It had to happen eventually, right? Gorgeous girl walks into my favorite bar. Doesn’t look at me, but orders a caguama, and goes straight to the jukebox. Plays my favorite Beatles song (Happiness is a Warm Gun)… and three others. She sits a couple of stools next to me at the bar. Next song is…
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Baby Face Gringo Face – Cover Tomorrow, Risk Tomorrow – RIP Carrie Fisher
“Hey man! Where do you get your art?” Random dude in Avenida Revolución. “Venice Beach brother!” I replied. “Yes, but where at? I know a tattoo artist over there with that style. Look I’m from LA too.” He proceeded to show me his LA tattoo. “Cool man, I just lived there, I’m from Querétaro.” I…
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2017 Undecided – Great Xmas to Spiraling Out of TJ Control – Fergie and Josh Duhamel
Xmas was great. My mom’s Carne en Su Jugo is fantastic and I have tons of it in the fridge. I also have the prosciutto wrapped salmon from the night before. And a bunch of cookies and brownies. Also. Success in my mom’s presents! She liked them both. It was a good xmas day/dinner. Family…
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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal – Weather is Weather and Quotes – Wrapping Presents Uncle Level
Rarely. I tweet. But I tweeted this that I liked: “Being cynical means you are often right, but are rarely happy about it.” I liked that quote. It was a comment on Reddit. I should give credit to the person that wrote that, but I forgot his username. That shit, however, is spot on. And…
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2 Great Days in A Row – Three Birds Stoned at Once – Bye Visitors!
I had two great days in a row! And I want to continue that luck so I’ll be heading out to meet my roommate for some beers and fried chicken soon. On Wednesday I got three birds stoned at once. That’s a Rickyism, from TPBs. What I really mean is I got three birds with…
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Oh Hai New Visitors – Stats Are Booming – Year Ends SOON!
YOUR STATS ARE BOOMING! My iPad tells me every 2 hours after I post a blog thingy. Then I look at my stats and it’s like “17 people visited your webpage.” Yep. It exaggerates by a lot. That’s not booming stats. But hey. The past two days without reddit gimmicks or anything, I’ve gotten over…
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Woke up at 4:22 AM – Inspired Finally – Still an Idiot
It’s incredible how bad I am dealing with rejections. It wasn’t even a rejection, it was a re-write. And I still felt heavy hearted that yesterday all I did was walk around with my camera. I was looking to interview a cricket salesmen, but found none. Instead I took a picture of a sad looking…
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Hibernation Nightmare – Soy un Pendejo Potencial – Sting
I woke up from a nightmare in the wee hours of the morning. Like always, when I woke up, I remembered all the details. Instead of writing them, I told myself “yeah, you’ll remember them later.” Of course I don’t. All I remember is that I was sleeping in my apartment, except it was a…
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Early Aussie Tour – Especiales and a Great Conversation – Super Moon was Liked
Yesterday I was not around at home at all because I had one of the earliest Tijuana Adventure tours ever…. I crossed the border around 9:30 am to meet with Ed and Eleanor from Melbourne, Australia. Ed has family in Los Angeles so apparently they visit frequently enough that a trip to Tijuana was due.…
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Reversed Age Technology – Cover Story! – Super Moon!
I woke up at 4 am and couldn’t go back to bed until 6 am… but then I didn’t really sleep… Kinda just waited until it was my regular morning time. Now I feel oddish. And I have a call for some psychological survey for creatives that would pay me for a few hours of…
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Beard Gone – Theater Night – The Dude! Jeff Bridges
I wasted my whole morning changing my appearance. I haven’t done any of the work that I said I was going to do. And I don’t have enough time to do a top 10 of music right now, so that will have to wait until next week. I uhh.. I got stuck writing an article.…
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Money, Money, Money – 2016, Music Forgotten – I Hate Theater
Oh. Look. I made some decent money this bi-week and the payment just came in. It’s stupid that I get excited by so little money. But it’s more than I have made most of the year. I can pay rent comfortably. I can go out to eat comfortably. I bought a stove/oven from a friend…
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Smash Bros Morning – Sleeping Tons – Korean Tacos in Tijuana
I came home early yesterday. I’m still emoish. I’ve been sleeping tons. Sleep is good. Had really odd dreams. For some reason, the city got flooded, and when I woke up, my room turned into a taco shop. I didn’t like it. I hated it. Also a different dream involved me saving a barrel of…
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Woo Accepted! – On The Trolley OMW to a Cruise – Happy? Not Really
Yay! I got accepted for publication! Or so I think. I am getting paid, that’s what I know. When will I get published… Well… Time from now. Not sure how much. The story is pretty timeless, so there is no need to rush. Doubt much will change my to change the story. Not sure what…
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Monday Blues, Sniffles, and Cough – Crazy Fast Year – Jessica Alba
It’s Monday and I overslept this morning. Finally took a cold ass painful shower, and headed out to do my favorite thing… Laundry! /s I am typing this in the laundromat, headphones on my head, Hella playing, bored out of my mind and in a state of nothingness. I have work this week. I queried…
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Story Sent – TJ Adventure Today – … Still Coughing
I absolutely fail at bucket showering. Again, the water ended just lukewarm because it started very hot, then I waited too long, and I should have just showered with cold water. But I’m still sick! It’s been a week! And I’m coughing and spewing bigger loogies! It’s fucking gross. But each huge loogie, makes me…
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Pictures of the Rain (and How I Edit) – This is not Friday, Still Sick – Tour Tomorrow
I felt better yesterday, though still sick, I managed to get a lot of work done. I also went outside in the rain to get some pictures with my roommate’s fancy tripod (don’t worry, I was well covered). It was funny to see people wondering wtf I am doing. There’s a street fair setup by the…
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Spanglish Obsession – HP Not Fully Recovered – Bucket Shower
At some point last night… I felt like I recovered all my HP. Suddenly, I wasn’t coughing, sneezing, or blowing my nose. Didn’t have a headache. I wasn’t ridiculously cold. I felt healthy. Just out of nowhere. Sometime after Jeopardy. I was coughing and sneezing and blowing my nose throughout the day (three TPs already).…
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Freelance Sick Days – Knocking on Doors – Inspiring Meeting
Yesterday was another wasted day in which I accomplished nothing. I was too sick to work. All I did was watch Star Wars – Return of the Jedi, sleep, and then got depressed from my lack of productivity. Slept early. Way early. But I woke up feeling better, alas, still sick, but better. I remember…
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Still Sick – The Year of No Guitar – WordPress Update
This week is not going at all as I would like. I’m still sick. Probably worse. I woke up around 4 am feeling like shit and couldn’t go back to bed. I watched Rick & Morty for more than a couple of hours until I forced myself back to bed. I feel weak and cold.…
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It Was Heartburn – Sober Thanksgiving – Weekend?
That’s basically how I felt when I was feeling my supposedly “heart attack.” Yep. It was only heartburn. But I don’t feel as a fool for confusing them. Thing is, I had heartburn before. Each time was after Buffalo Wild Wings and that delicious spicy garlic. I felt it in my chest, I felt it…
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From Heartbroken to Heart Attack – Pizza and Beer to Fight Depression – Thanksgiving?
Recipe to battle disillusioned depression. Full pizza. Beer. Bottle of tequila. I passed out before 10 pm while watching Rick and Morty after downloading the first Legend of Zelda game for $5. I already had money on my Wii U account. It’s not like I spend any money to get it. Secret. Pizza al Volo…
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