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Back to Health – Cover Shoot Now and Next – Ranting About Veganism Because Dumb Documentary
WOO!!!! Coffee! I haven’t been excited about coffee in a while. And I won’t be able to drink my usual 3 to 5 cups a morning. I’ll just keep it at one. My girlfriend doesn’t even want me to drink coffee because she is so worried. She’s extremely worried. She got paranoid and started thinking…
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Feeling Better, But Ego Hurt – On the BRATY Diet (No Beer or Coffee) – They Stealing Mah Pictures
Well… I’m feeling much better. But yesterday. Yesterday was a fucking disaster. I don’t know what hurt more. My stomach, or that I wrote a post about my diarrhea. A hit on my ego for being a 31 year old who shit his pants while he was asleep. At least I wasn’t very explicit. But…
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A Very Shitty Morning – Bowling and Arcade Dancing – Celebrity Monday: Freida Pinto and Dev Patel
This is quite possibly my shittiest morning ever. Literally. The stomach flu is worse than I gave credit it for. And it’s disgusting. Avoiding details. But let’s just say I just lost a pair of underwear. Also. Quite possibly also lost my pajama pants. Sigh. I want coffee but I have no idea what to…
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Mexico to the Semis and This is a Gross Post – Octopus Tacos and Mamut Beers – Almost Done With Work (word!)
Yay! I’m 80% done with the article. Or so it feels. Of course, I’m not happy with it. But I’m never happy with any of my articles. My girlfriend read the very rough draft and she likes it. The article still has a lot of parts that just read EXPAND or FIX THIS PART or…
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Britney Post From Five Years Ago = Pretty Good – Slow Week No Photo Only Writing – Coffee IPAs
Alright. Let’s do this. This week was SLOW. With absolutely no photo missions and working fucking slow… this week has been nothing. I wanted to be done with the complete rough draft for today. I actually told myself I wouldn’t word vomit until I was done working for a bit. I didn’t. Just binged on…
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Confederations Cup Mornings – From Sushi to Pesto Pasta and a Shitty Movie – Parents
Soccer soccer soccer! Did you guys watch that Mexico vs New Zealand yesterday?! Circus circus circus! What a fucking shit show. It was as if a cocky teenager was about to play FIFA (or insert soccer game here) against a kid that has barely played a video game in their life. The teenager, full of…
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Other Matt (Furlong) is in Tj – More Sushi by Babe and Tonight Pesto Pasta – New Gig: Downtown Craft Beer Map
Mateo..! Suarez.. ! Mateo.. I heard someone screaming my name just as I was waking up. It was Matthew Furlong, the other Matthew in Tijuana. There’s probably way more. Matthew is too much of a common name. He texted me early in the morning asking if he could crash here. I plan on replying a bit…
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Working at Midnight While Girlfriend Sleeps – We Should Open a Sushi Restaurant – PRETTY PICTURES
My girlfriend is asleep right now and I’m wearing headphones and typing this stupid shit around 11:04 pm. She has been sleeping for over an hour, so I’m pretty sure she’s fast asleep. Or at least I hope. She begged me to go to bed with her though I wasn’t at all tired. So I…
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The Adventures of Dani and Dani – A Childhood Friend and Memories – Random Picture of Billy Crystal
Alright. Back at it. Fucking Monday. Yep. I skipped yesterday! I have guests! And I had to entertain! Guests are still here. One snoozes on the couch, the other in my roommate’s bedroom (sorry roommie). They are on their way to California to do a seasonal job. A job that I want to do. You…
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Netflix, Failed Night, and Chill – Seal of Approval: Blue Jasmine and El Oasis – Reddit Global Meet Up Today And Party All Night!
Hmmm… Let’s see. It’s Saturday. When I started the daily word vomit, I should have really thought about the weekend as resting time. But my days didn’t mean weekend back then. They just meant days. Every day was just a day. Every night was just another night. Now I feel old. My Instagram boyfriend came…
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Meeting Little Boy and Unexpected Adventures – Finally Inspired…? – Commercial Photography Talk
My body is sore as if I had worked out. I didn’t. I just walked a lot under the hot sun it what has been one of the hottest days all year. And only did morning push-ups but didn’t come close to 100 (I think I did 40). And it feels good. Took pictures all…
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Time to Adult – Downtown San Diego All Day – Who Wants to go Camping?!
Alright! Time to adult! Hold on. Let me get check Reddit for the next 30 minutes or more. Spotify has the worst fucking commercials. “Para ti, que solo tomas mocha con espuma y leche de soya.” No. That’s not fucking me at all. Seriously? They think hipsters are so damn fucking easy. Or I don’t know…
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Pocho Millenial Bukowski – Oysters, Tacos, Beers… a Lot of Beers – Look at me Go!
David the neighbor is here. He left his apartment for a job interview and locked himself out. I threw him the keys to the apartment and now he hangs out on the couch internetting. We’re going to get tacos de birria in a while. He interrupted me when I was about to make some breakfast… I…
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Flopping Fishies – The Best Sushi in Tijuana (so far) – MEX vs USA, Nelson?
Well… I’ll be damned! Them fishies appeared! I didn’t they think were going too… but we went to Playas de Tijuana at around 10:30 pm and there they were. Flopping around all over the beach. I’ve been living in California for over 10 years… This is the first time I knew about grunion fish. I’m…
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Pictures of Food Exclusive to Tijuana Adventure – Fishy Grunion Hunt Tonight – Friday Night of a Boring Couple
Saturday doesn’t feel like a Saturday when every day is a Saturday. My computer was running extra slow this morning. My brain is running slow as well. Before my girl got off from work, I went to buy her an iPhone protector yesterday. I also got her a SIM card so she can actually use…
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Carlos First Day in ‘Muricuh – Work, That’s What I Will Do – Business Cards (and a Mousepad) Have Arrived
My friend Carlos, aka Benny Blanco, was one of the first guys I ever hung out in Tijuana. We used to hang out at his coffee shop all day. He has never been a fan of the US, but he finally got a VISA for the first time. And despite living in the border town…
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InKoPah Concert and Camping – Tons and Tons of Long Exposures and Light Painting Pictures – No Celebrity Monday
Oh. Look. So weird. I took shit tons of pictures! They are not in order because Imgur fucks up the order and there are 123 pictures to organize. So I’m not doing that. I guess 123 is way too many. I shot 235 and edited to 123… that’s still too many. Couldn’t help it. It…
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It’s June and Girlfriend is Happy with the New Job – Delta Sleep Tonight at Bigotes – Photographers and Porn
My girlfriend loves her new job. It’s only been 4 days, but after work each day, she tells me how happy she is with her new job. She is happy that she only works 7 hours, with 1 hour for lunch. Her schedule right now is from 7 am to 3 pm, though it soon…
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Guilt Trip Feels – Stop Making Sense! – Damian, The Guitarist Space Cowboy
“I should quit this (the blog),” I say to myself pretty often. But instead, I wake up fucking early and start typing non-sense. Guilt trip. I feel guilty for having a guilt trip about being guilty. Guilty is a funny word to say. I wrote King Creep as if it was my original idea. Alas,…
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My Instagram Boyfriend (Man Date) – Shooting with Housewrecker – A Day In The Border City and a Long Photography Rant
Bryan beware. I’m going to talk a bunch about photography in this post. Amateurs beware. It’s going to be a lot of ranting about photography and you won’t learn much because I’m just an okay photographer. Alright. Let’s get to it. Bam! Album starts with pictures of food. There is a reason for that. I’m…
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Vivid Nightmares Make for An Odd Morning (Reason Enough to Skip the Blog) – Ghetto Karaoke Party – Craft Beer Talk and Tijuana Adventure Update
I skipped my blog yesterday. I woke up feeling weird, sad, and shitty. I had very intense, vibrant, weird, scary dreams. The only one I remember with somewhat of a detail. There was a shooting in some bar, a lot of people died, I watched hidden under a table. Then the guys… guys? I don’t…
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Addicted to Candy Crush – Girlfriend is Dead (Clickbait Worked) – Slow Days Means I’m Depressed
I’m addicted to Candy Crush. I can’t stop playing. I woke up at 4:22 am to play Candy Crush…. Except it’s not Candy Crush. It’s the Jeopardy World Tour mobile app. It’s fucking great. Not a true Jeopardy because… well… it’s a mobile app. So it’s like Candy Crush and Jeopardy. It’s colorful. It’s addicting.…
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I Cheated On My Girlfriend – Money Is Scarce, Have to Write – This is Post #300
I just cheated on my girlfriend. Everyone is probably like, “oh stop it with your shitty clickbait.” But I did. She’s doing errands for the job that she is getting. She is probably getting the job, right? I mean… why would they make her do all this shit and at the end be like “no…
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Blog Paid: Word Vomit for Another Year – No Photo Missions, So Writing It Is – New Shower Curtain!!!
My girlfriend is at a job interview right now. It’s freaking far. And it doesn’t look like it would pay much. So maybe it wasn’t even worth it. We’ll see how it goes. If it pays good enough, it might be a better choice. But she’s excited for the other job that she most likely…
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Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it…
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