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Week 49 (2025) – Bugonia and Back to the Movie Theater Review – NYC Tips – End the Year and Social Media Gig
I’m going to the movies for the first time in almost a decade. My girlfriend likes to go to the movie theater. I don’t. We’ve been dating for two plus years. And this is my first time going with her. The last movie I saw in the theaters was Deadpool. Or The Great Wall with…
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Week 35 (2025) – Second Anniversary – The Critic – September is Here!
This last week went by fast. And I don’t even remember what I did. I didn’t have a tour. I wasn’t that busy… but it went fast. I wrote this blog. I wrote my newsletter over at TijuanaAdventure.com, posted a couple of videos, went bowling, hung out with my friend’s dad, who is also a…
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49 Weeks, 2 Days: Texas Xmas and MJ of TJ- Fuck You 2019! – NFL Fantasy Champion at Least
49 Weeks, 2 Days. It’s dumb to count because I really lost count forever ago. But I miss my mom so much… I can’t believe it’s going to be a full year without her. It still feels like I’m going to see her on a holiday thing. But no. 2020 is around the corner. I…
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22 Weeks, 4 Days: Tamara in Tijuana – Weird Dreams and Broken Mirror – My Cover Shot I Like, More to Come
22 Weeks, 4 Days. My mom showed up in my dreams. It wasn’t specifically just her. She was barely a part of it from the little I remember. And she was with my dad… There were two girls in that dream. One was Asian American. The other one was white and not my type but…
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12 Weeks, 2 Days: Tijuana Netflix Review – Good Days/Bad Days – Depression and Food Poisoning Weekend
12 Weeks, 2 Days. There are good days. There are bad days. Good days can be great. Bad days are horrible. Good days are when I get to work and my job is fun and satisfying. Bad days are when little things happen and my brain goes to “fuck everyone.” And it was a wild…
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After Life: 9 weeks, 3 days – Gay Partying – Depressed but Still Okay (There’s Good Days)
9 weeks, 3 days. After Life. I spent all day yesterday destroyed from a massive hangover induced by heavy drinking since early and ending up in the gay bars with my gaybor and his friend. That’s my gay neighbor = gaybor. 2 caguamas at Dandys. My gaybor joined me then (it was around 2 pm).…
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End of November: Not the Ideal Way To End The Year – Waste of a Month, 2019 is Near – Venting (It’s Really Over With Bumble Girl Now)
I was wrong. I thought we were going to end up as friends. She is great. She has a big heart. She’s good towards everyone. After the things she said almost two weeks ago, it should have ended there. She said nothing but friends. That’s where I should have stopped. But we kept talking. And…
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July 2018: TJ Adventure Changes to Food & Drink Reviews – Busy as Fuck (and loving it) – Only One Cover (again)
How do I do this? I’m not sure. Life is so fucking weird. Just reading what happened last month… It was the World Cup. And that shit already feels like it happened forever ago. Nope. It was just a month ago. Move on. Liga MX time. I only watch Gallos game. And so far so…
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June 2018: Only One Cover – World Cup Zombified – Last Tijuana Adventure (Tour Hiatus)
I just want to watch the World Cup and for the year to end. That’s what I keep telling everyone and myself. And since the World Cup started two weeks ago, I’ve been watching almost every single game. Missed the 3 a.m. game because fuck that. Missed the one before the Mexico vs Germany game…
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March: Music (and Other) Covers – White Boys Visit the Border (Pete, Code, Wood Adventure) – Reality/Other TV Tours and Fuck Chili’s
March ended in an angry tone. It took me more than two days to let my anger go. I’m still pretty angry. March was busy in general. I also got sick again. The weather has been weird. My memory sucks. I can barely remember what I did the whole month. Let’s see… I had another…
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Beer Beer Beer and NFL – Video Games Like a Little Kid – A Good Roommate to Have
It’s NFL Sunday. I’m an idiot and I’ve been waiting for this. Again, I’m last in my Fantasy league. And this round is no different. I’m going to lose the week. At least it seems like I won’t be the worst one of them all. It still does me no good. I had messages from…
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Stranger Things Reviewed – Hanging Out with Other Writers – Happiness in Loneliness
I skipped the blog yesterday. Oops. Wednesday I didn’t do anything but work and be sick. And then at night time… I watched… STRANGER THINGS. For the first time ever. And holy shit. What a dumbfuck I have been for not watching it before. Yep. I just started season 1. And I binged watch the…
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Girlfriend Packed Her Bags, Soon to Monterrey – Decision Made on Moving – Walked a Lot, Tacos, Beer, Pizza, Chess, Netflix, and Upstairs Party
My girlfriend is packing her bags. She’s leaving. On a jet plane. Should be back again, around the new year. I probably will go to Monterrey to visit her. And then come back with her together. To our new apartment. To a new year. Yesterday was that. A lot of walking while apartment hunting. Breakfast…
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Half Week Left, Vacation Mode Already On! – Word Vomit Coming to an End – CTM: Cindy Crawford
Alright, dude, you can do this! My girlfriend said she was going to work for this half week that we have left before OAXACA! She lied. She woke up early this morning and said, “I don’t want to go.” Or something like that. It was 4 am. I didn’t take notes. Point is, she decided…
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Last Day At Work for my Girlfriend (Party Tonight) – First Experience with Uber Eats (Order Incomplete) – Working on Organ Grinders, Looking for Comments!
I’m supposed to be at my brother’s house right now doing him a favor. One of his clients needed to pick-up shirts. I woke up late for it, but I got dressed in a jiffy and wanted to go to the house and do him the favor. But… I suspect my girlfriend took the keys…
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Existential Crisis for Post #400 – Bad Luck Mustache Gives me Shit Day – Movie Review: Hector and The Search for Happiness (Pegg’s Worst)
Yesterday was shit. I shaved my face and left only a mustache. A bad luck mustache. I left the house craving tacos varios from Tupidos. I got there and it was pretty packed, but the line seemed to be diminishing. So I said fuck it, how bad can it be? I waited for 10 minutes…
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Dan Harmon Says Procrastination is Alright – Masterminds on Netflix (Reviewed) – Not Proud of this Word Vomit
WOOO!!! I have a mountain of work and I love procrastinating. It’s how I do things sometimes…? I mean, I’m even procrastinating on this word vomit. It’s almost 1 pm and I just started. At least I’m done with my workout. But then, for some reason, I decided to watch Louis C.K. newest special again.…
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Second Day of Pictures and Editing Till Midnight – Friendly Cat (for 5 Seconds) and Shit San Diego Public Transportation – I Should Learn to Advance Edit
Sunday. And I’m not skipping the blog. Mostly because the weekend wasn’t really the weekend. I worked all Friday afternoon and edited pictures till past midnight. I worked all of Saturday afternoon and edited pictures till midnight. Today. Today we will probably go bowling. The girlfriend is watching documentaries in the living room at a…
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Pot Brownies and Vodka Pasta – Jurassic World Movie Review – Celebrity Throwback: Bryce Dallas Howard
Monday, the middle of August and two-thirds done with the year. I wake up a little bit depressed and not sure why. It is probably my lack of productivity and the lack of desire to do anything about it. I was supposed to work on the weekend and I forgot about it. Didn’t get the…
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Cheesy Word Vomit for My Girlfriend’s Birthday – Yep. Cacti Was Her Present – Birthday Dinner and Drinks Tonight with Chef Oso
It’s my girlfriend’s birthday today! And I have a bunch of mix emotions. For starters, I hate my birthday. We all know this from… almost every birthday I’ve had. This doesn’t mean I hate her birthday, it just… birthdays are weird. I’m not even sure what to write. I keep thinking about that it needs…
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FB Memories of Actual Vomit with Punks – Procrastinating in Favor of Diablo 3 and a Movie Review (Walk of Shame) – First Time Taking Pictures of a ‘Celebrity’ in YEARS!
It’s past noon already. I haven’t done anything productive. Not even showered. I didn’t do anything productive yesterday either. Diablo 3 addiction surfaced that easily. And I can’t do anything to stop playing. Sad thing. I couldn’t even play with my cousin. After he got off work, friends from his work invited him out for…
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What a Desmother I Made (I’m Going to Miss the Game) – I’m Not an Alcoholic! Let’s Celebrate by Grabbing a Drink!- More Netflix Reviews (Like You Care)
Good morning word vomit! Let’s start this morning with a little bit of bad news: I won’t be able to watch the Mexico vs Germany game. Fuck me. Want some more bad news? I feel bad because I made a mess in the office. Well. It felt like that. I’m sure it’s fine. But I…
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Netflix, Failed Night, and Chill – Seal of Approval: Blue Jasmine and El Oasis – Reddit Global Meet Up Today And Party All Night!
Hmmm… Let’s see. It’s Saturday. When I started the daily word vomit, I should have really thought about the weekend as resting time. But my days didn’t mean weekend back then. They just meant days. Every day was just a day. Every night was just another night. Now I feel old. My Instagram boyfriend came…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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