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100s of Celebrities Posted as the Blog Nears the End – Unreleased: Paparazzi Pay Stubs – CTM: Jason Segel
I do not want to get this day started at all. I’ve been avoiding the blog. I woke up early. But bed is so comfy, I just stayed in for a couple of hours. Then the phone rang. Who the fuck is calling me at 8:22 am? Answered. Didn’t say anything. Didn’t hear anything. I…
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Bisho Santa – Lazy NFL Sunday After Sporadic Solo Tijuana Saturday Adventure – Mamut, Tacos Varios, Teorema, Cine Tonalá, and Chips
It’s lazy NFL Sunday. Yep. My fantasy team is doing horrible again. At least Derick Carr did something at the end of the game. Fucker almost left me with no points. Also. I got published. I wrote that yesterday because I treated my Saturday as a workday. And it paid off. I should treat more…
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The Christmas Story That Never Was and a Canceled Tijuana Holiday Adventure – Santa Claus Photo Shoot Done
Bisho! He gets between my legs when walking into the kitchen, tripping me. Then he complains like “bro, why you tripping?” BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING IN BETWEEN MY LEGS. Fucking cats. I slept. I slept so fucking much. I was watching the Japanese movie Your Name (in Spanish, because there’s no English translation or subtitles,…
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Fire Next Door, This is Fine – Brewery Shoot, Bar Shoot – 2:20 AM Anxiety, Depression, Lack of Motivation, You Know It
5:33 am. Woke up at around 2:20 am. I don’t know how shit got weird if it felt like I was doing really fine. I went back to feeling like this: And literal in California right now… After I posted the word vomit… I was ready to go for breakfast. And then I realized I…
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Bowling With the Bosses and My Mom – Back to Guitar and Random Great Wine – Work… ?
It’s so impossible to get out of the new bed. Especially when not truly inspired to work. I always want to send stuff that I didn’t pitch. The winds are fucking crazy. My plants are shuffling like crazy. I’m not sure if the basil plant is going to survive. I’m so fucking sore. My left…
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Got a Present: New Bed – And A New NEW Roommate – Kool 52 and Tacon Veggie Reviewed – Holiday Party at TVRN Bowl Today!
Skipping the blog for a day always seems problematic. Like I lose the flow. Even for just one single day. I treated yesterday like the weekend. I shouldn’t have. But I still did. Sort of just happened. My rebound visited me. After going back and forth deciding if she would or not. I don’t know…
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Two Tijuana Adventures in a Row – Hipster as Fuck: Craft Beer, Tacos, Pop-Up Stores, Teléfonica, Crickets, Mezcal, Drag Queens and Street Tacos
Phewwwww I don’t have time for this shit today either. I have to run out the door right meow and help my brother with his pop-up store while he goes to an appointment. And right after that… I have a tour! I haven’t had a tour in months… I don’t even remember which one was…
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Menudo and Depression – Reading DT’s Tweets at 4 A.M. – Cover Photo Need to Work on Cover Text
Menudo and depression is what’s for breakfast. Not Menudo the band. That would actually be more depressing. Maybe. I posted yesterday that I’m happy I’m on a new schedule that I’m not waking up at dawn anymore. Guess who woke up way before dawn with all those beautiful thoughts of “life is shit you should…
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My Truth About Hollywood Scandals – The First Chapter of a Book I Never Wrote – CTM: Talking to Elijah Wood
Uhh… I should uhh… Write something. You know. For work. I haven’t done that since the last thing that got published. And I did one photo gig. And one special edition. I guess that’s enough. I have three to work on in the hopper. And character stories that come and go. I should write something.…
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Reader Beer Guide Cover Picture (and More) – Day 1/Night 2 in a Long Distance Relationship – World Series and Still Sucking at NFL Fantasy
Day 1 without her went totally fine. It was more like a regular day like when she went to work and I stayed behind and worked. I finished and sent an article. The other got published. I sent pay requests. I did the phone calls I needed to do. … sort of. Apparently, the people…
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Girlfriend Leaves Tonight – I’m A Busy Bee For the Next Weeks – CTM: Katy Perry & Russell Brand
Done with the first article out of four! Should have done this last week but only did half of it. Sort of. It’s an old story. A spooky story. Perfect to run around Halloween time. Fuck. That’s already this week and that magazine already printed. Shit. Then perfect for right after Halloween? It’s not meant…
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250 Days Together Come to an End: Last Week Together – NFL, Vacation Pictures, Much Work – Dreams of Paris Hilton
SWOOP! Big swoop! Back to Tijuana and real life. Woke up to a million notifications after dreaming about Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky. They were running away from the paparazzi at LAX. I was just there returning for a flight but I also had my camera. So I started shooting her (Paris, Nicky who…
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Half Week Left, Vacation Mode Already On! – Word Vomit Coming to an End – CTM: Cindy Crawford
Alright, dude, you can do this! My girlfriend said she was going to work for this half week that we have left before OAXACA! She lied. She woke up early this morning and said, “I don’t want to go.” Or something like that. It was 4 am. I didn’t take notes. Point is, she decided…
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Gardening 101: Killing my Mint Plant – Material Luckily Gathered – Not My Cover: Burt Reynolds (Ryan Reynolds Instead)
I beat the fuck out of my mint plant… I hope it recovers. It already looks like it is recovering. The expensive soil I bought is much better than the shitty soil that I got in Mexico. The basil plant also looks much nicer. It looks like a little basil tree. The leaves are short…
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A Very Long Word Vomit, No Celebrity: Kimby and Odd Imitation Chad, New House Disappointment, and Seeing My Ex-Girlfriend at the Border – JOSPER! Shut the Fuck Up! – Work, Beer, San Diego and Otay Party, Drinks at a Gay Bar, Poop, and NFL
It’s odd to come back to this after skipping two days in a row. It’s like I forgot how to word vomit. I’m over thinking every sentence and I’m not sure how I manage to do it every day. I’m tired of it. That’s why I skipped it twice. It’s been almost the whole year…
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Front Page Attempt Flops – Kimby TJ Adventure Time – Visiting the New House, Spending the Night in SD
I just posted a massive burger pic on Imgur and on /r/food. It pissed me off that a shitty picture of burgers was on the front page. Friday Reddit. Shitty Reddit. The picture on Imgur is doing great. Spoke too soon. It’s only been a minute and it already has two comments. It probably won’t…
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Confusing Word Vomit in Two Far Farm Countries – Shooting Macro: The Gig is Fun, Is Not Often Enough – Ramona Ribs
I’m sitting outside a Dunkin’ Donuts in downtown San Diego, drinking coffee and eating a granola bar. Neither are from DD (not Dungeons & Dragons). The establishment is packed with people. I wanted a breakfast sandwich. But granola and coffee from my brother’s office will suffice for now. I didn’t have time to word vomit…
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Swoop! Back to Reality – Paparazzo Me vs Now Me (Strange) – Gwen Stefani + Gavin Rossdale (and Kids)
Swoop! Back to reality! Girlfriend is at work. She went to bed before 7 pm. She woke up at 5 am to go to work. I went to bed at around 9:45 pm and woke up at 2:30 am and didn’t get great sleep. Finally got out of bed at 9 am. And swoop! Back…
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Word Vomit and Drama on the Trolley – Feeding Brozo a Burger and Receiving Bryan – Got Invited to a Reddit Secret Party
No time to word vomit this morning. It’s 9:35 am and I’m sitting on the trolley. Going to be late for a photo shoot with a CEO of some bail bonds for a story that runs next week. I’m just going to be a couple minutes late. I’ve been eavesdropping a guy trying to hit…
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Beef Over Indulgence Sunday (Burger Research Continues) – This Weird Tijuana Life – Taylor Swift for Celebrity Throwback
Muddy shitty coffee after a slow shitty morning. I couldn’t get out of bed… And I didn’t have coffee. Got an email about not getting a job that I don’t even remember applying too. Well… that’s nice. Made my walk to Calimax bought coffee and some yogurt. And then watched Wet Hot American Summer for a…
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Second Day of Pictures and Editing Till Midnight – Friendly Cat (for 5 Seconds) and Shit San Diego Public Transportation – I Should Learn to Advance Edit
Sunday. And I’m not skipping the blog. Mostly because the weekend wasn’t really the weekend. I worked all Friday afternoon and edited pictures till past midnight. I worked all of Saturday afternoon and edited pictures till midnight. Today. Today we will probably go bowling. The girlfriend is watching documentaries in the living room at a…
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Pot Brownies and Vodka Pasta – Jurassic World Movie Review – Celebrity Throwback: Bryce Dallas Howard
Monday, the middle of August and two-thirds done with the year. I wake up a little bit depressed and not sure why. It is probably my lack of productivity and the lack of desire to do anything about it. I was supposed to work on the weekend and I forgot about it. Didn’t get the…
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New Border Same $5 Taxi – New Border and Paparazzing Tijuana Friends – Hungover from Beer and Bourbon (Bulleit Review)
I woke up early feeling horrible. Hungover. I didn’t drink that much yesterday… Okay… okay. Maybe I did. It was Tap Tuesday and it started early. After finishing the word vomit, the article, emails, working out, and other work. I went out to do some more work with my camera. Right away bumped into friends.…
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Week 30 of 52, Post 355 Total – Chester Suicide, Missing Yowie – Celebrity Monday = Caca Fun
Oh god. What a horrible choice I made this morning. I was looking for a celebrity to post on this celebrity Monday and started reading about Chester Bennington. I decided to “fuck it, I hate Linkin Park, but let’s listen to their latest album.” It’s seriously worse than I could have imagined. I would have never…
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Chile IPA, Vegan Sausage, Sunday Fight, Weird Dreams – Taking Pictures of Famous Rapper in Studio – Rob $tone
Oh boy! I had a weird weekend! Also… woke up from really weird dreams. Seriously. One of my dreams was that my nutsack stretched to the ground… and suddenly, for no reason, it was cut from my body. And I had to leave it in the bathroom sink. Stretched nutsack filling the drain with blood…
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