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  • Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog

    I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…

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  • I’m a Little Kid That Plays Zelda All Day and All Night – Michelada Gose Beer – Sore Throat and a Tour

    I have a tour tomorrow, and I just got a sore throat last night. It will be my only source of income this week. All I’ve been doing is play Zelda and eating and drinking with my girlfriend. Money goes by quick when you aren’t making any and just living with some luck. Tour is…

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  • Fuck You CESPT (No Water Stil) – Shower Curtain Improvement – Teak’s Art

    Fuck you CESPT (water services) in Tijuana. This is ridiculous. You were supposed to shut the water down for a day for repairs. It’s been three days. There is absolutely no running water. Not even a drip. Not in my apartment. Not anywhere in almost all of downtown Tijuana and a few other areas. Bars…

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  • Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch

    Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…

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  • DMV Nightmare – Now I’m Sick – Bro’s Birthday

    Welp. I bitched and bitched about going to the DMV. I was wrong. It was…. pretty fucking nice. I was going to be a tad late for my appointment. Google maps told me I was going to be around 25 minutes late walking. But I walk fast, and I ran a bit. I made it…

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  • Published! – No More Rain, So Much Sleep – My Annoying Girlfriend

    Hey. I finally got published. Some dude that always comments in my articles something negative about Tijuana commented in my article something negative about Tijuana. Click the screen cap to go to article. OR  CLICK HERE. My roommate also got published about a party we went too. Click on the screen cap to go to…

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  • Meeting the Housewrecker – Babe Got Drunk – And Gallos Won

    I went to have brunch with my babe. Yep. I call her babe most of the time. It came natural. I never really called anyone babe since my girlfriend in college. It’s a simple shitty horrible couple nickname. But that’s what came natural. So she’s my babe. We went to Teléfonica Gastro Park. We were…

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  • Not Much To Do But Wait – Pokémon Go Gen 2 – Shit Weather, Lights Out!

    Holy shit! I’m so behind the Pokémon Go craze that I just realized I’m not behind at all. Okay. What? Nerd talk. This is what happened. I could never play PoGo since its release because I only had a shitty iPad and it would crash. Now that I have my iPhone SE the game runs,…

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  • This Is Us – Settling into Routine – Roommate Offended a Snowflake, Crickets Published

    This is us: Picture by Reader Andy at KoMe (Korean Tacos) I like us. She makes me happy. Yep. Believe it or not. That’s my happy face. My Valentines’ gift for her was a fail. She told me she couldn’t find her headphones. She never told me that she found them after all. So I bought…

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  • Clean New Apartment and Life – One Week of Cheesy Love – Fiction… !?

    It’s been one week since I met her. We’ve been together ever since, except for a good 6-10 hours when we weren’t. The apartment is the cleanest it has been since I moved here.  She makes me a better person. Neighbor hooked it up with his cleaning lady and the vacuum (thanks David!). It wasn’t…

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  • Early Photoshoot and New Number – Mérida Confirmed – A Thousand Selfies and The Great Wall

    I was booked for an early photoshoot at one of my favorite breweries. I trade pictures for beer. 10 beers to be precise. Which is less than $50. And I shouldn’t be doing anything for less than $50. But the brewer has become a friend, and everyone in the brewery feels like family. Plus, hey!…

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  • Headache, Backache, and No Sleep… – But Great TJ Adventure – Skipped a Day

    I skipped my blog yesterday for the first time all year! Also… didn’t do a single push-up! And I feel bad about it. How silly of me. Like I need to inform the internet of what I do everyday. But maybe someday, I’ll go back and read at all the idiotic shit I wrote. I…

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  • Hate Today Sucks – Beer and Stand Up Talk – Of Osiris and Bisho

    I woke up today before dawn. Waking up real early is already a sign of fuck today. Hate today. Today Sucks. Then watched Netflix. The end of Rick & Morty for the 10th time. And Jim Gaffigan’s new special. OHHH Gaffigan. So predictable. I have his DVD King Baby. I bought over a decade ago.…

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  • From Heartbroken to Heart Attack – Pizza and Beer to Fight Depression – Thanksgiving?

    Recipe to battle disillusioned depression. Full pizza. Beer. Bottle of tequila. I passed out before 10 pm while watching Rick and Morty after downloading the first Legend of Zelda game for $5. I already had money on my Wii U account. It’s not like I spend any money to get it. Secret. Pizza al Volo…

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  • Reddit Gold, Reddit Meeting, Much Delicious Karma mmm Yes – Stack of Covers

    I grabbed a big stack of covers. I’m not really sure what for. It is nice to see the cover outside 7-elevens and such, but it is also fruitless. I wanna be like “hey! look, that’s my picture,” but people would just be like… “uhh so?” Yesterday in San Diego was great though. I haven’t…

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  • El Pelón – The Tijuana Life, Is A Good Life – Halloween #2 Too Much Party

    AHHH SIGHHHH What crazy last couple of days. My childhood friend and nearby neighbor, Andrei, aka El Pelón, visited me in Tijuana. I just dropped him off. Time to get back to reality. This is us at the border: Gallos Blancos plays the final against Chivas today. We both wore our Gallos shirt. El Pelón…

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  • Bacon King Drunk Tuesday – Super Meat Boy Wednesday – Halloween Soon

    Oh what a Tuesday… I had this for lunch/dinner. It has over 1000 calories… so that’s all I needed That’s the Bacon King. And because I watch NFL Sundays… I’ve seen a commercial for it a few dozen times. IT does not look like the commercial, obviously… And … well … The review will have…

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  • Published but Need More – Great Drunk Thursday – Sick Friday

    I finished the job I had to do. I wasn’t completely satisfied with it. I could have kept on writing. Make it long. Gamble more again. But I stopped myself and finished it short. I got published quicker than I thought. It usually takes a couple of days and sometimes even months to get published.…

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  • Hungover – Uncertainty Continues – Gansos

    I started drinking early yesterday. I needed to get out of my apartment. After sending an article, refreshing your inbox constantly is not healthy. I really wanted to avoid drinking, but Tijuana makes it difficult. Went out. Got some burritos. Then a healthy beet, celery, carrot, pineapple, and orange juice thingy drinky drink. I kicked…

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  • Grumpmaster Matt – Starfox is AWESOME – Paul Rudd

    It was a weird week. I feel like I say that every single week. I just can’t help it. Tijuana is a weird place and it makes weird days and nights. Last week I said I was pretty down, well, this week I was a grumpmaster. Monday that I was a bit down, I decided…

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