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Lunch with a Millionaire – Hanging Out with my Cousin from Guadalajara – CThM Anne Hathaway
Alright! Monday! YEAH!! Time to work. It seems like Sundays of skipping the blog has become the norm. I wanted to change that. I thought about writing the blog post on the trolley but opted to read a book by Palahniuk (Lullaby). It’s an okay book so far. The least addicting from the few Palahniuk books…
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Taco Porn and Random Craft Beer Encounter – Pictures of Vicu Products in Casa Duhagón – Relax Today, Sunday Early Work
1 pm! And I’m just starting the word vomit. AHH!!! It’s a nice AHHHH…. I haven’t been this relaxed in quite some time. Coffee coffee coffee. Workout. I’m on my fourth cup. I already did some workout but need more. And I need to shower. Pictures are uploading. That’s all I’ve done this morning. Went…
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Morning Car Crash and Car Drama – Finally Got a Haircute and Applying for Jobs – Time to Work on Food Pictures (Bisho for Warm-Up)
There was a car crash outside the apartment before 4 a.m. It was really loud that I woke up immediately and thought someone or something had broken the large balcony windows in our room. A black truck and a taxi were stopped on the corner. A smaller car was on top of the sidewalk. The…
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Week 30 of 52, Post 355 Total – Chester Suicide, Missing Yowie – Celebrity Monday = Caca Fun
Oh god. What a horrible choice I made this morning. I was looking for a celebrity to post on this celebrity Monday and started reading about Chester Bennington. I decided to “fuck it, I hate Linkin Park, but let’s listen to their latest album.” It’s seriously worse than I could have imagined. I would have never…
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Weird Dreams Continue in Surrey, B.C. – 1300 Hours is Military Time – Created a Portfolio for Celebrities (with over 350 pictures)
It’s time to go to San Diego! Well soon… I need to word vomit and then I’ll be on my way. I have to be all the way to Camp Pendleton at 1300 hours. 1300 hours and not 1 pm because I’m meeting with military folk to see some military housing. Hopefully, spot a chopper.…
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FB Memories of Actual Vomit with Punks – Procrastinating in Favor of Diablo 3 and a Movie Review (Walk of Shame) – First Time Taking Pictures of a ‘Celebrity’ in YEARS!
It’s past noon already. I haven’t done anything productive. Not even showered. I didn’t do anything productive yesterday either. Diablo 3 addiction surfaced that easily. And I can’t do anything to stop playing. Sad thing. I couldn’t even play with my cousin. After he got off work, friends from his work invited him out for…
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Fuck You, Pay Me – Oh Shit. Work! – Paparazzi Magazines Cropped and Ready for Garbage
Fuck you. Pay me. That should be my attitude. I’m listening to this Creative Mornings from San Francisco by Mike Monteiro after reading the blog of Max Dubler about stealing photos. This is the video. Coffee coffee coffee! This coffee is WEAK! And it was expensive. It’s not bad in flavor, but it’s just really…
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Talking About The Photo Game With Can Gato Ibiza (My Brother) – Tons of Pictures of Food, Friends, Family, and More (Mom’s Birthday!) – No Celebrity Monday
It’s celebrity throwback Monday and I don’t give a fuck. I’m not posting a celebrity. Instead, here: I started clipping the magazines with my pictures. Soon the magazines will be in the trash so I don’t have to carry them around. Soon I’ll make an album with the clippings to make it look all tidy…
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Pics of Fishies (and others) Published – Missed Fireworks Opportunity – Fixed my Guitar, Fixing Camera Up Next (and More Work)
Published! Well… what I wrote on Monday got published Tuesday afternoon. HERE! Also! Soon to be published. Some pictures I took this past Friday for another story. And maybe more pictures? I’m not sure at this point. I think so, but perhaps not. There are no photo missions on the horizon. So I should do…
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MEH Feels – Foodie Weekend (Cine Tonalá and Oyster Porn) – Al Pacino and Giovani Ribisi
The feeling this morning is pretty meh. Girlfriend left very early because her job is switching her to France hours. I woke up at around 5 am but forced myself to sleep until 8 am. Bisho has been puking all over the place. It’s now 10 am and I don’t see where this week is…
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Great Day to End the Shitmonth – Del Cerro Politics and Gaslamp Party – Goodbye Sober Days
The calm after the storm. Or more like the great day after a shit week…. shit month Yep. Yesterday in San Diego went great. I crossed at the right time. Bus was there a minute after I crossed. Trolley ride went smoothly. I finally did some reading. And got to downtown with enough time to be…
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A Very Shitty Morning – Bowling and Arcade Dancing – Celebrity Monday: Freida Pinto and Dev Patel
This is quite possibly my shittiest morning ever. Literally. The stomach flu is worse than I gave credit it for. And it’s disgusting. Avoiding details. But let’s just say I just lost a pair of underwear. Also. Quite possibly also lost my pajama pants. Sigh. I want coffee but I have no idea what to…
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Britney Post From Five Years Ago = Pretty Good – Slow Week No Photo Only Writing – Coffee IPAs
Alright. Let’s do this. This week was SLOW. With absolutely no photo missions and working fucking slow… this week has been nothing. I wanted to be done with the complete rough draft for today. I actually told myself I wouldn’t word vomit until I was done working for a bit. I didn’t. Just binged on…
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Working at Midnight While Girlfriend Sleeps – We Should Open a Sushi Restaurant – PRETTY PICTURES
My girlfriend is asleep right now and I’m wearing headphones and typing this stupid shit around 11:04 pm. She has been sleeping for over an hour, so I’m pretty sure she’s fast asleep. Or at least I hope. She begged me to go to bed with her though I wasn’t at all tired. So I…
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The Adventures of Dani and Dani – A Childhood Friend and Memories – Random Picture of Billy Crystal
Alright. Back at it. Fucking Monday. Yep. I skipped yesterday! I have guests! And I had to entertain! Guests are still here. One snoozes on the couch, the other in my roommate’s bedroom (sorry roommie). They are on their way to California to do a seasonal job. A job that I want to do. You…
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No Internet and Telnor Scam – E3 Nerdiness – Fuck This Shit
Hah! Fuck this shit! I had already written around 500 words of word vomit on my iPhone, then I wanted to upload pictures of the one time I went to E3, and fucker crashed. It wasn’t saved in drafts. Everything went to shit. Fuck this shit. —- I just hit save draft just in case.…
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My Girlfriend Spams Me – Reading All About Korn – Munky is Today’s Celebrity Monday
My girlfriend started spamming everyone she has on Facebook messenger yesterday while we were out and about. I have no idea why she was doing it and told her to stop. She sent a picture of the sushi she had that I posted on the Tijuana Adventure page. This one: Her reasoning: She hasn’t talked…
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InKoPah Concert and Camping – Tons and Tons of Long Exposures and Light Painting Pictures – No Celebrity Monday
Oh. Look. So weird. I took shit tons of pictures! They are not in order because Imgur fucks up the order and there are 123 pictures to organize. So I’m not doing that. I guess 123 is way too many. I shot 235 and edited to 123… that’s still too many. Couldn’t help it. It…
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It’s June and Girlfriend is Happy with the New Job – Delta Sleep Tonight at Bigotes – Photographers and Porn
My girlfriend loves her new job. It’s only been 4 days, but after work each day, she tells me how happy she is with her new job. She is happy that she only works 7 hours, with 1 hour for lunch. Her schedule right now is from 7 am to 3 pm, though it soon…
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Guilt Trip Feels – Stop Making Sense! – Damian, The Guitarist Space Cowboy
“I should quit this (the blog),” I say to myself pretty often. But instead, I wake up fucking early and start typing non-sense. Guilt trip. I feel guilty for having a guilt trip about being guilty. Guilty is a funny word to say. I wrote King Creep as if it was my original idea. Alas,…
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Girlfriend’s First Day at the French Job – They Are Using My Pictures – Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods’ Mistress)
I woke up and my girlfriend was gone. Yep. She started her new job today. She had to be there at 8 am. The rest of the time she will have to be there at 5 am. That’s sorta fucky, isn’t it? More than sorta…. Stay tuned to see how the rest of our adventures…
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Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it…
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Skipped My Blog For Two Days Because Work and Lazy – Birthday Boy Got To Work – B.J. Novak in Tijuana (Bonus: Mindy Kaling)
I skipped my blog for two days. That’s the first time that I skipped two days in the same week. I skipped Friday (though I wrote it on Friday and published on Saturday morning). That makes it a total of 10 skips (I believe… let’s say 10). Saturday was understandably way busier than Friday (for…
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Time Wasting Monday – Netflix, Rain, Cold, And Drunk – Telling Shitty Jokes to Bradley Cooper
A gallon of coffee and pizza for breakfast. It seems like I drink coffee more and more for less of the effect. It feels like Sunday. Mostly because I “worked” on Saturday. And by worked, I mean I partied. But hey. I got paid for it so yes, it is work. I have another work/party…
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Beauty and The Geek – Art Touring A Reality Show Winner – Music Not on My Radar, Photography Still Is
“I’m am very Jewish looking.” I received a phone call at 4:30 pm from a guy named Josh who contacted me for some sort of Tijuana Adventure. Josh is a writer from Los Angeles and he is down in Tijuana interviewing artists. I thought I was going to meet him at around 1 pm but…
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