• The Procrastination Station – Tommy Chong & Cheech Marin

    It was going to happen eventually. Last blog post I was late a couple of days. Then I skipped posting for one week and I am finally posting now. I wasn’t that busy or anything, I haven’t been doing much but smoking, playing video games and watching Getting Doug With High. I actually started writing…


  • Something Like Purgatory – Antonio Banderas and Julia Roberts

    Too much happens in one week. Sometimes I think about posting in the middle of the week because so much happened in two days that I know I am going to forget about it. But then I remember I have to hook-up the hard drive and edit pics, and I get lazy. So lazy that…


  • I suck at the waiting game – Haylie Duff – Scarlett Johansson – Jennifer Connelly

    I suck at the waiting game and that is where I am right now with several things in my life. This last week was busy but not productive. I did not do much on the only thing that pays me, writing news stories. Instead I made an event on Tuesday for a band in Chicago…


  • Writers and Alcoholism – Danny DeVito

    It seems like alcohol and writers go hand in hand. I learned from the best, my roommate, Mr. Chad Deal. His capacity to drink and still write wonderfully is an inspiration to all of those wanna be alcoholics… And of course the list of writers who drink and do drugs is extensive. To be honest,…


  • I don’t feel like working – I used to be the LAX King – Rihanna

    I have work piled up. I have so much writing to do. And I just don’t feel like doing it. I need to do it all soon, or else I’ll starve to death, yet inspiration doesn’t even come to me to write a shitty blog post. I have a lot of mixed thoughts and feelings about…


  • Success Makes Me Lazy. Classy Lady Crush = Julianne Moore

    Following the previous week’s success, this last week I even had more success and not only in freelance writing. I didn’t get printed four times in a row, but I rescued an article from dying and it got published in local source the SanDiegoRed and got one more print with my usual magazine, the San Diego…


  • Got published a bit, played a show and more crushes! Vanessa Hudgens!

    It was a busy busy week after coming back from Los Angeles. I had to catch up with work, so Monday and Tuesday all I did was write. I also worked all of Wednesday, interviewed the Chun Kun lady (which is my next article) and at night I had band practice with DONKICHOW. Thursday was the…


  • I Hate Los Angeles, I Love Audrina

    Sorry everyone. I have missed two Mondays in a row. The first Monday I didn’t post because after three years of not being in Los Angeles, I went back to be at one of my best friend’s wedding. The second Monday I missed was because I actually wrote a long post about the wedding, but my…


  • Crazy Ass Weekend + The Douchiest of Douches = Javier Bardem

    This is getting posted on Monday right before midnight, at least I am complying with my deadline. Week three of my friend Drew visiting from college. Time went fast and I barely worked, but we did a lot of partying. This past weekend was one of the craziest I had. Friday was Noisefest in Tijuana and…


  • On Hold and The Douchiness of Kanye West

    So… things aren’t going as great as they should be. Since I quit my job, I haven’t been published and no tours have happened (many emails, several cancellations). But everyone keeps posting “follow your dream” bullshit things on social media. We are supposedly a generation that does whatever we feel like and make a living out…


  • New post every Monday! Today = Adam Levine

    OHHHHH Yeaahhhhh!! I quit my job! It has been a really fast and weird year. My new years resolution to write more went nowhere, but like almost every year, I get shaken up more over my birthday than new years. I am almost thirty now (I turned 29 on May 16th). For that reason, I…


  • My Entire Adult Life I have been in Magazines and Blogs: 2014 Year Summary.

    2015 is around the corner. My thirties are coming up soon. And I am still wondering what I am doing with my life. That’s what my life looked like on February 2011, a few months before quitting my job. That was the last month I had LAX duty and after that I relinquished to freelance…


  • Axl Rose is not on my Top 10 – Axl Attacks at LAX

    Everyone that writes about celebrity gossip were not on the scene when things went down. Every once in a while, paparazzi will get a call from a tabloid reporter to get some details. I got one call asking me about Maggie Gyllenhaal, her daughter Ramona and her husband Peter Sarsgaard. The reporter asked me if…


  • Feel like giving up: Justin Bieber and the hate culture

    It’s been a confusing month. It’s been a confusing year. These are very confusing times. It was only a couple of years back when Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and more where just little rich kids running around Hollywood and I was chasing behind them (weird…) Now they do crazy different shit and people…


  • I pulled a Britney: the freelance rollercoaster is pretty wild

    When you freelance all your life, it is bound to have some ups and downs. My birthday month was definitely an up. I dedicated all my time and energy on a project (TRF) that when it ended, it felt like going down on the Dragster (Cedar Pointe) reaching top speed and in an instant, it…


  • TRF: Basking in the glory of nothingness

    I have no idea what is going to happen to Tijuana Rumble Fest, all I know is that it happened and it changed me forever. Yes, I am is in serious debt and no profits were made. But there was some success. There was never an accurate count of people that went to the festival, but…


  • From Paparazzo to Festival Organizer and More: Henry Rollins + TRF

    I had a great birthday. One of the best I ever had. The most memorable birthdays I ever had was when I got Super Smash Bros. for the N-64 when I was 13. The other was three years ago when I turned 25, quit my job and went on a road trip. Then this last one…


  • Happy Birthday Megan Fox! Thanks for destroying my childhood

    I don’t give a shit about Megan Fox, much less now that fucking Michael Bay cast her as April O’Neil. I know, I know…Megan Fox is hot, but there are a lot of better looking women with much more talent than her. And for TMNT they didn’t even try to make her look similar to…


  • The last day as a paparazzo: Going full freelance

    It seems forever ago when I decided to quit my job as a staff writer for Soccerly and went full freelance, but that was only 8 months ago. The idea was to combine all my talents and work many different jobs. Many said it would be impossible to do all of them at once, now I’m…


  • Celebrity is a state of mind: Macaulay Culkin in Tijuana again

    Fame is in the eye of the beholder. There are so many celebrities now a days and so much information online that we can give ourselves the luxury to love or hate as many we want. You know how many fucks I ever gave for the kids of Gossip Girl? I saw all of them,…


  • I’m so busy but all I want to do is watch House of Cards: Robin Wright at LAX.

    So much work, so little time. Or maybe I’m just lazy. 2014 started out slow with my articles getting rejected so I started to look for more gigs everywhere. But after many rejections, sources started publishing me again and work started to pour in. Suddenly, it was February and I found myself overwhelmed by work…


  • Shia LaBeouf announces retirement from public life: Are we supposed to cry?

    I had no idea about his plagiarized scandal, but you can tell that Shia doesn’t take criticism like a man. Some artists fall into a plagiarized scandal but they don’t act like he did. For example, when Coldplay plagiarized Joe Satriani. They settle that scandal like grown men with an out-of-court settlement, instead of whining…


  • A Poem for Snoop; Here_Comes_The_King is on Reddit once more

    Originally posted on Poem_for_your_sprog: Snoop Whilst wandering a Christmas day (Adrift in dreams of far away), I came across a man who wore A dozen hats, or maybe more – ‘Good morrow, friend!’ I called and tipped My cap to which the other dipped His own in some distinguished stoop, And said…


  • Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Broke Up! Sad Face :(

    And I found out about it because Orlando Bloom was on the Colbert Report. That’s how out of the loop I am and how bad I can be with catchy celebrity news titles. But hey, this is not about the celebrity, is about the experiences I had with them, so yeah, it’s about me. As…


  • Apparently Innocent Miley Cyrus Did Some Controversial Shit

    It’s so weird to see everyone talking about Miley on the VMAs and what she did during her live show. Everyone on my facebook, reddit and other internet sites I frequent can’t stop talking about it. I haven’t seen the video, but the screen caps are enough to tell me what she did. But how…