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Long Exposure Selfie on the Cover (Again) -July is Over – OnlyFans Photoshoot
I feel the need to be productive because it’s Monday, so I type and type. Otherwise, I would be playing DotA or Fall Guys. I just lost a ranked match. Waste of time. I just won a crown. Waste of time. Same thing. Win or lose. Waste of time. But hey, it’s entertainment. This week…
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Chapter 23: CPT Canadian Progressive Tour – Digital Book is LIVE! – Print Version Soon
It’s Monday after a crazy week and weekend that absorbed me and spat me out destroyed and more of an alcoholic than when I started… It’s Monday. I’m doing laundry and setting up my week. I only have one photo job this Wednesday. I have a writing gig that I need to deliver in a…
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June 2018: Only One Cover – World Cup Zombified – Last Tijuana Adventure (Tour Hiatus)
I just want to watch the World Cup and for the year to end. That’s what I keep telling everyone and myself. And since the World Cup started two weeks ago, I’ve been watching almost every single game. Missed the 3 a.m. game because fuck that. Missed the one before the Mexico vs Germany game…
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February: Slow Short Cold Month – Model, Cover, and Other Photography – Irish Visit, Xolos Game, and Work Ahead
February was a slow short month. I didn’t do nearly as much work as I should have. And I’ve been sick for the past three days. Still sick right now. My nose and lips are so fucking dry. My head still hurts a bit. And I get cough attacks. It’s near the end of it…
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Wasting Inconsistent Days – Drugs Are Bad Mmmkay – College Rebound
I woke up super hungover today. Bad. It hasn’t been that bad for a while. But I’ve nursed it good enough. Ordered Uber Eats. Two sandwiches from “Buendwich.” The first one was a breakfast sandwich. It was alright. Nothing spectacular. I could make a better breakfast sandwich. The second one awaits and I’m going to…
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Existential Crisis for Post #400 – Bad Luck Mustache Gives me Shit Day – Movie Review: Hector and The Search for Happiness (Pegg’s Worst)
Yesterday was shit. I shaved my face and left only a mustache. A bad luck mustache. I left the house craving tacos varios from Tupidos. I got there and it was pretty packed, but the line seemed to be diminishing. So I said fuck it, how bad can it be? I waited for 10 minutes…
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Word Vomit and Drama on the Trolley – Feeding Brozo a Burger and Receiving Bryan – Got Invited to a Reddit Secret Party
No time to word vomit this morning. It’s 9:35 am and I’m sitting on the trolley. Going to be late for a photo shoot with a CEO of some bail bonds for a story that runs next week. I’m just going to be a couple minutes late. I’ve been eavesdropping a guy trying to hit…
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Second Day of Pictures and Editing Till Midnight – Friendly Cat (for 5 Seconds) and Shit San Diego Public Transportation – I Should Learn to Advance Edit
Sunday. And I’m not skipping the blog. Mostly because the weekend wasn’t really the weekend. I worked all Friday afternoon and edited pictures till past midnight. I worked all of Saturday afternoon and edited pictures till midnight. Today. Today we will probably go bowling. The girlfriend is watching documentaries in the living room at a…
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Netflix, Failed Night, and Chill – Seal of Approval: Blue Jasmine and El Oasis – Reddit Global Meet Up Today And Party All Night!
Hmmm… Let’s see. It’s Saturday. When I started the daily word vomit, I should have really thought about the weekend as resting time. But my days didn’t mean weekend back then. They just meant days. Every day was just a day. Every night was just another night. Now I feel old. My Instagram boyfriend came…
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Back to Taking Hundreds of Pictures Daily – Girlfriend Quit Her Job (She Couldn’t Be Happier) – I Have Two Whiteboards and Many Missions
My girlfriend went to work this morning at her usual time. She went casual. No need to look super godínez. Before I woke up… she was already back. She quit her job. I haven’t seen her this happy in a while. She’s already looking for another job and I trust that she will get a…
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Back to School … and I’m Old – Fucking Parking Ticket – Late Night Word Vomit
That’s Bisho at 7:14 am. This is a weird word vomit. I started with a picture. Because why not. It’s also 10:23 pm as I start this, not the usual 10:23 am. I don’t have coffee. I have sweet and salty trail mix from Trader Joe’s and water. I wished I had coffee. But it’s…
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Eating Meatsies for David’s Birthday – Stupid Thoughts About Men and Women – Start Already Sunday!
My computer is running extra slow today. It got restarted yesterday over some stuff that had to be installed. I just said, “do it at night computer.” Wake up, and it is painstakingly slow. It’s getting there. It’s like still waking up. I need to dump everything in my hard-drive and clean this fucker. It’s…
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Zelda Interrupted – Reparación de Zinc – Fancy Party Crasher
It’s way too bright in my room, and I’m sort of hangover. My new curtains are way sheer. I feel like everyone can see inside my room. But it’s the other way around, when it’s bright out, they can’t. When it’s dark, and I turn on the lights, they can. Right now, the sun is…
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Met The Love of My Life – Great Day – RISK!
It had to happen eventually, right? Gorgeous girl walks into my favorite bar. Doesn’t look at me, but orders a caguama, and goes straight to the jukebox. Plays my favorite Beatles song (Happiness is a Warm Gun)… and three others. She sits a couple of stools next to me at the bar. Next song is…
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2 Great Days in A Row – Three Birds Stoned at Once – Bye Visitors!
I had two great days in a row! And I want to continue that luck so I’ll be heading out to meet my roommate for some beers and fried chicken soon. On Wednesday I got three birds stoned at once. That’s a Rickyism, from TPBs. What I really mean is I got three birds with…
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From Heartbroken to Heart Attack – Pizza and Beer to Fight Depression – Thanksgiving?
Recipe to battle disillusioned depression. Full pizza. Beer. Bottle of tequila. I passed out before 10 pm while watching Rick and Morty after downloading the first Legend of Zelda game for $5. I already had money on my Wii U account. It’s not like I spend any money to get it. Secret. Pizza al Volo…
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Published but Need More – Great Drunk Thursday – Sick Friday
I finished the job I had to do. I wasn’t completely satisfied with it. I could have kept on writing. Make it long. Gamble more again. But I stopped myself and finished it short. I got published quicker than I thought. It usually takes a couple of days and sometimes even months to get published.…
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Finally Laundry – Bisho the Contortionist – Getting Paid
At the laundromat. I never used a public one in any city I have ever lived in, except Tijuana. This laundromat seems like it hasn’t changed in decades. In college there was the basement laundry both Freshmen and Sophomore year. Not the same dynamic. Junior and Senior year housing came with washing/drying machine. …
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Nice Cloudy Day – Uncertainty Finally Delivers Good News – Still Want More
Hah! Finally! A response! I didn’t want to wake up this cloudy morning because of fear of the uncertain… but… Yes. I am in a good mood because I got good news. And good news means I’m getting paid. I jumped like an idiot when I received the email less than an hour ago. I…
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Minneapolis and USA Road Trip – Nervous/Excited as Fuck – Robert Downey Jr
Hey United States! I’m going to be traveling through you. Flying to Minneapolis then driving down back. With my camera. And my friends! Here is what the itinerary looks like so far: I’m leaving Tijuana on Tuesday to arrive to LA at some point in the late afternoon. Spending the night with my best friend in…
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