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Tour Advertisements – Subbing as a Bass Player for SKOL – Salma Hayek
I was supposed to have a beer tour on Saturday, but it ended up getting canceled. The San Diego Reader not only announced my tours, but it also got printed in the magazine. This is my chance to make TijuanaAdvenrture grow and to further my career as a writer. -Blurry picture by my roommate. I…
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Worst Week is Followed by Best Week – Tijuana Rumble Fest 2 – Michael J Fox
I did not post on Monday. I am posting late again. It might seemed like I did it on purpose to go with the B2TF theme, but it was more because I was enjoying myself too much and procrastinating is my favorite activity. Last week, I felt miserable. I had worked a lot and didn’t…
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Shitty Day, Shitty Week – Matt LeBlanc
Sharp pains in my stomach woke me up at 5 a.m. I got up, took some alka seltzer, and then immediately start puking. And puking a lot. It was horrible. I wasn’t hungover, though I did drink, it wasn’t as much as a normal weekend. I got food poisoning. This happened to me exactly a…
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October Starts The Right Way – Shit Tons of Pictures of Demi Lovato and Look! COLOR!
October started the right way. I got published three times already and it’s only the 5th. I am also writing this on early afternoon on a Monday instead of my drunken ramble at midnight of how things are going. Also, instead of keeping it simple and choosing a celebrity that I only saw once or twice,…
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A pile of work, a pile of laundry – There is no justice like Victoria Justice
Though I work all of last week, it made no difference in my $$$$ situation. Of course I could have worked way more, but I can’t stop playing Diablo 3. I did work a lot, though cleaning your apartment doesn’t pay. And if it did pay, I am not that good of a cleaner. I…
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Mehh Tolerance Break Sort of Fail – I am taller than Batman! Christian Bale
My tolerance break wasn’t much of a break. I didn’t really stop smoking, I did however slowed it down a lot and did go a couple of days without smoking at all. I noticed a few differences, both positive and negative, but more than anything, negative. Positive things: I was a tad more productive. I…
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Tolerance Break Cuz I am Broke – James Franco Thinks I am Awesome – Chapter 19 and non-sense
Summer is over, though the weather doesn’t show it. It’s been hot as fuck. And it is time to slow down my vices. There is nothing that I enjoy more than great food, coffee, beer (whisky) and marihuana. But all those things besides being awesome, are expensive and make me lazy. At least I got…
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The Procrastination Station – Tommy Chong & Cheech Marin
It was going to happen eventually. Last blog post I was late a couple of days. Then I skipped posting for one week and I am finally posting now. I wasn’t that busy or anything, I haven’t been doing much but smoking, playing video games and watching Getting Doug With High. I actually started writing…
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Something Like Purgatory – Antonio Banderas and Julia Roberts
Too much happens in one week. Sometimes I think about posting in the middle of the week because so much happened in two days that I know I am going to forget about it. But then I remember I have to hook-up the hard drive and edit pics, and I get lazy. So lazy that…
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Writers and Alcoholism – Danny DeVito
It seems like alcohol and writers go hand in hand. I learned from the best, my roommate, Mr. Chad Deal. His capacity to drink and still write wonderfully is an inspiration to all of those wanna be alcoholics… And of course the list of writers who drink and do drugs is extensive. To be honest,…
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A thin line between work and hobby – Tijuana Adventure – Chevy Chase
I hate work, most people hate work and I am like most people. However, I am by far on the side of people that enjoy their work, except you know actors and rockstars, I still simply prefer doing nothing. When I lived with my uncle for my senior year in High School, he told me…
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I don’t feel like working – I used to be the LAX King – Rihanna
I have work piled up. I have so much writing to do. And I just don’t feel like doing it. I need to do it all soon, or else I’ll starve to death, yet inspiration doesn’t even come to me to write a shitty blog post. I have a lot of mixed thoughts and feelings about…
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Success Makes Me Lazy. Classy Lady Crush = Julianne Moore
Following the previous week’s success, this last week I even had more success and not only in freelance writing. I didn’t get printed four times in a row, but I rescued an article from dying and it got published in local source the SanDiegoRed and got one more print with my usual magazine, the San Diego…
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I Hate Los Angeles, I Love Audrina
Sorry everyone. I have missed two Mondays in a row. The first Monday I didn’t post because after three years of not being in Los Angeles, I went back to be at one of my best friend’s wedding. The second Monday I missed was because I actually wrote a long post about the wedding, but my…
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On Hold and The Douchiness of Kanye West
So… things aren’t going as great as they should be. Since I quit my job, I haven’t been published and no tours have happened (many emails, several cancellations). But everyone keeps posting “follow your dream” bullshit things on social media. We are supposedly a generation that does whatever we feel like and make a living out…
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Tijuana Adventure with College Housemate, Poker, Maybe Feature Story and Alanis Morissette
Oops. I missed the Monday deadline. But hey, I was in San Diego all day enjoying the day and I wrote the blog post in my ipad. I just wasn’t home to publish it (and edit photos). Here it is: It’s been only a week since I quit my job. I should be working all…
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New post every Monday! Today = Adam Levine
OHHHHH Yeaahhhhh!! I quit my job! It has been a really fast and weird year. My new years resolution to write more went nowhere, but like almost every year, I get shaken up more over my birthday than new years. I am almost thirty now (I turned 29 on May 16th). For that reason, I…
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I have been avoiding my computer…
New years resolution was a fail. The idea was to write more than ever before, but I have been avoiding my computer like if it wasn’t working. I was going to post more frequently in this blog and on Tijuana Adventure about all the tours I’ve been having. At least the San Diego Reader keeps…
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My Entire Adult Life I have been in Magazines and Blogs: 2014 Year Summary.
2015 is around the corner. My thirties are coming up soon. And I am still wondering what I am doing with my life. That’s what my life looked like on February 2011, a few months before quitting my job. That was the last month I had LAX duty and after that I relinquished to freelance…
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Axl Rose is not on my Top 10 – Axl Attacks at LAX
Everyone that writes about celebrity gossip were not on the scene when things went down. Every once in a while, paparazzi will get a call from a tabloid reporter to get some details. I got one call asking me about Maggie Gyllenhaal, her daughter Ramona and her husband Peter Sarsgaard. The reporter asked me if…
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From West LA to Tijuana – From West Philly to Bel Air (Alfonso Ribeiro)
I’m still not sure how I ended up in Tijuana, I’m still not sure how I ended up being a writer. My days in Tijuana are mostly a blur and just like that, it’s been 2 years and a half in this city. TijuanaAdventure is about to become 1 year old. It’s been a year since…
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Feel like giving up: Justin Bieber and the hate culture
It’s been a confusing month. It’s been a confusing year. These are very confusing times. It was only a couple of years back when Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and more where just little rich kids running around Hollywood and I was chasing behind them (weird…) Now they do crazy different shit and people…