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  • Something Like Purgatory – Antonio Banderas and Julia Roberts

    Too much happens in one week. Sometimes I think about posting in the middle of the week because so much happened in two days that I know I am going to forget about it. But then I remember I have to hook-up the hard drive and edit pics, and I get lazy. So lazy that…

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  • Writers and Alcoholism – Danny DeVito

    It seems like alcohol and writers go hand in hand. I learned from the best, my roommate, Mr. Chad Deal. His capacity to drink and still write wonderfully is an inspiration to all of those wanna be alcoholics… And of course the list of writers who drink and do drugs is extensive. To be honest,…

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  • New post every Monday! Today = Adam Levine

    OHHHHH Yeaahhhhh!! I quit my job! It has been a really fast and weird year. My new years resolution to write more went nowhere, but like almost every year, I get shaken up more over my birthday than new years. I am almost thirty now (I turned 29 on May 16th). For that reason, I…

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  • TRF: Basking in the glory of nothingness

    I have no idea what is going to happen to Tijuana Rumble Fest, all I know is that it happened and it changed me forever. Yes, I am is in serious debt and no profits were made. But there was some success. There was never an accurate count of people that went to the festival, but…

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  • From Paparazzo to Festival Organizer and More: Henry Rollins + TRF

    I had a great birthday. One of the best I ever had. The most memorable birthdays I ever had was when I got Super Smash Bros. for the N-64 when I was 13. The other was three years ago when I turned 25, quit my job and went on a road trip. Then this last one…

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  • Happy Birthday Megan Fox! Thanks for destroying my childhood

    I don’t give a shit about Megan Fox, much less now that fucking Michael Bay cast her as April O’Neil. I know, I know…Megan Fox is hot, but there are a lot of better looking women with much more talent than her. And for TMNT they didn’t even try to make her look similar to…

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  • I’m so busy but all I want to do is watch House of Cards: Robin Wright at LAX.

    So much work, so little time. Or maybe I’m just lazy. 2014 started out slow with my articles getting rejected so I started to look for more gigs everywhere. But after many rejections, sources started publishing me again and work started to pour in. Suddenly, it was February and I found myself overwhelmed by work…

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  • Shia LaBeouf announces retirement from public life: Are we supposed to cry?

    I had no idea about his plagiarized scandal, but you can tell that Shia doesn’t take criticism like a man. Some artists fall into a plagiarized scandal but they don’t act like he did. For example, when Coldplay plagiarized Joe Satriani. They settle that scandal like grown men with an out-of-court settlement, instead of whining…

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  • A Poem for Snoop; Here_Comes_The_King is on Reddit once more

    Originally posted on Poem_for_your_sprog: Snoop Whilst wandering a Christmas day (Adrift in dreams of far away), I came across a man who wore A dozen hats, or maybe more – ‘Good morrow, friend!’ I called and tipped My cap to which the other dipped His own in some distinguished stoop, And said a single, gracious……

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  • Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Broke Up! Sad Face :(

    And I found out about it because Orlando Bloom was on the Colbert Report. That’s how out of the loop I am and how bad I can be with catchy celebrity news titles. But hey, this is not about the celebrity, is about the experiences I had with them, so yeah, it’s about me. As…

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  • Apparently Innocent Miley Cyrus Did Some Controversial Shit

    It’s so weird to see everyone talking about Miley on the VMAs and what she did during her live show. Everyone on my facebook, reddit and other internet sites I frequent can’t stop talking about it. I haven’t seen the video, but the screen caps are enough to tell me what she did. But how…

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  • Who the Fuck is Lake Bell?

    That’s exactly what I asked my boss when he told me to go to LAX to cover Lake Bell. I also asked him what kind of name is Lake Bell? He said that he had a hunch she would be famous sometime soon. And here I am 4 years later watching her go on The…

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  • (Paul McCartney) Favorite pictures, Reddit AMA (faq), Life Update, Blogging, etc.

    Life Update and Reddit I haven’t been able to post on my blog as frequently as I want since I’ve been getting busy with life. I now work for a website about soccer and it has kept me busier than I’d imagined. I am also giving guitar lessons and hope to do more of that.…

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  • (Donald Faison, Zach Braff and Bob Saget) He Sucks Dick for Coke

    Hey, remember how in my last post I said I was going post about a real celebrity…. Well, I lied. Two days after I saw Ashley Tisdale and got excited over nothing, I saw some girls getting excited over someone worse. It was after shooting the guys from Scrubs that I walked back to terminal…

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  • (Ashley Tisdale) Getting Excited Over Nothing

    Well, what can I say about Ashley Tisdale? Like I mentioned before, I had no idea which celebrity was who when I started this job, and I guess I still have no idea who Ashley Tisdale is, besides her work on High School Musical. I have never seen High School Musical either. I’ve watched one…

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  • (Natalie Portman) My First Disappointment and My First Car Chase

    I should start by saying that I’m a huge Natalie Portman fan (her real last name is Hershlag, something I’ve known since I was 14). As a teenager I was completely in love with her, and not because of her great acting, but because my biggest crush in school resembled her. Needless to say, I…

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  • (Jessica Simpson) Graduated College and Started My Paparazzo Job

    I graduated in May 2008 from Saint John’s University in Minnesota and I was moving to Hollywood, Ca. for my new job. My brother got a two bedroom apartment on the corner of Curson Ave. and Rosewood Ave., rent was $2,000 dollars which we split 50/50 though he had a bigger room. First order of…

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  • (Paris Hilton) Oh yeah.. I also saw her on the summer of 2007

    I’m not done talking about the summer of 2007 just yet…I forgot that I also saw Paris Hilton and her jail drama. Back in June 2007 when I was still an amateur paparazzo and only worked doing video I covered the Paris Hilton story with my brother and so did a million others. Paris lived…

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  • (Hugh Jackman) My First Set of Exclusive Paparazzo Pictures, 3.1

    Is Wolverine gay? If you do the math… it makes sense. There’s a lot of rumors that Jackman is gay and there’s a reason the rumors exist, the man is a perfect specimen! He started his career in the gayest form of acting possible, musicals. He is extremely good looking and well groomed. His wife…

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  • (Britney Spears) Skipping Ahead, Entry #3

    Celebrity Talk: Britney Spears, Hugh Jackman, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Travis Barker and more…. The rest of my summer days in 2007 were filled by seeing a different celebrity every day. Sometimes they sent us on special mission or to a certain celebrity’s address to do a stake out. My memory is pretty vague from…

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  • (Ryan Phillippe) How it all started

    I originally wanted to write a book with all my stories, but there’s way too many stories to be told and they are all disorganized in my head. I figured that creating a blog starting with the past and moving my way forward to the present would help me to write the book. It could…

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