Tag: Airport
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Beard Gone – Theater Night – The Dude! Jeff Bridges
I wasted my whole morning changing my appearance. I haven’t done any of the work that I said I was going to do. And I don’t have enough time to do a top 10 of music right now, so that will have to wait until next week. I uhh.. I got stuck writing an article. […]
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Monday Blues, Sniffles, and Cough – Crazy Fast Year – Jessica Alba
It’s Monday and I overslept this morning. Finally took a cold ass painful shower, and headed out to do my favorite thing… Laundry! /s I am typing this in the laundromat, headphones on my head, Hella playing, bored out of my mind and in a state of nothingness. I have work this week. I queried […]
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Sick and Sore but Ready to Work – Shirtless Selfie in Bad Taste – Bristol Palin
I woke up Sunday very sore and somewhat sick. Coughing. Aching. Sneezing. Dying. I’m still sick and sore today. But it wasn’t all that horrible. I got to be lazy and watch NFL all day like I do on Sundays. I also ordered a pizza and ate it whole in less than 30 minutes. Saturday […]
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Weekend Was Amazing – Hating This Monday – Whitney Houston
I used to loathe Sundays. They always made me feel so numb. But nah… now Sundays are alright. I enjoy them. They are a break. It has NFL. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Everyone hates Mondays. Very Garfieldesque. But I am hating this Monday. It’s so mundane. HARHARHARHAR After my awesome Thursday, […]
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Post #100! – Let’s Party – Kim Fucking Kardashian
YAY! I made it! Post #100. Incredible. I feel accomplished. And like I need to rest for such shitty accomplishment as narrate my weekly life and post pictures of celebrities that I took years ago. But I have so much work to do after I am done with this post. I didn’t do much writing […]
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Yes, People Die – Juan Gabriel Made Me a Paparazzo – Sly Stone
Yes. People die. Juan Gabriel yesterday, and now Gene Wilder. The flood of posts on social media is outstanding. I feel like this trend generated a couple of years ago. I remember 2014 as many people posting dead celebrity news and the world weeping. That year everyone was like “how many 2014?” It was the […]
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Front Page Because of Tacos – Redditing All Day – Stevie Wonder
It was a good week. I made it to the front page of Reddit on Thursday because I posted a picture of tacos. Reddit karma went from 6,000+ to almost 13,000. I received more than 250 messages and the thread has over 1,500 comments. I am not sure how I feel about my Reddit success. […]
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Drinking Early, Waking Up Earlier – Bachelor Party Tour – Angelina Jolie & Cyndi Lauper
Last week was pretty much out of control. Fortunately I made some money through Tijuana Adventure (and also had a blast). I am planning a lot of changes for Tijuana Adventure and it involves more and more writing. That website receives much more traffic than my blog and I haven’t posted anything in a long […]
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I’m Giving Up For Now – Broken Spirit – This is Not Magic (It’s Dikembe)
Surprise! I’m not posting on a Monday. Surprise!: I’m updating this post and I also never do that. I’m a drama queen. Things turned out to be way better than I originally assumed. Still a lot of stress and drama, but I’m not that fucked or I’m not that horrible as I thought! GO ME! (Now […]
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Broke, But Picking Up The Pieces – HoC is Shaking – Nobody Loves Mila Kunis
February was not a good month. I spent a good a bit over two weeks horribly sick, barely working and not going out. I spend a bunch of money in medicine, doctor consultation, homeopathic doctor (what a joke), and a dentist. I got lucky and got paid more than I thought for one article, but […]
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