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Something Like Purgatory – Antonio Banderas and Julia Roberts
Too much happens in one week. Sometimes I think about posting in the middle of the week because so much happened in two days that I know I am going to forget about it. But then I remember I have to hook-up the hard drive and edit pics, and I get lazy. So lazy that…
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I suck at the waiting game – Haylie Duff – Scarlett Johansson – Jennifer Connelly
I suck at the waiting game and that is where I am right now with several things in my life. This last week was busy but not productive. I did not do much on the only thing that pays me, writing news stories. Instead I made an event on Tuesday for a band in Chicago…
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Writers and Alcoholism – Danny DeVito
It seems like alcohol and writers go hand in hand. I learned from the best, my roommate, Mr. Chad Deal. His capacity to drink and still write wonderfully is an inspiration to all of those wanna be alcoholics… And of course the list of writers who drink and do drugs is extensive. To be honest,…
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A thin line between work and hobby – Tijuana Adventure – Chevy Chase
I hate work, most people hate work and I am like most people. However, I am by far on the side of people that enjoy their work, except you know actors and rockstars, I still simply prefer doing nothing. When I lived with my uncle for my senior year in High School, he told me…
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I don’t feel like working – I used to be the LAX King – Rihanna
I have work piled up. I have so much writing to do. And I just don’t feel like doing it. I need to do it all soon, or else I’ll starve to death, yet inspiration doesn’t even come to me to write a shitty blog post. I have a lot of mixed thoughts and feelings about…
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Success Makes Me Lazy. Classy Lady Crush = Julianne Moore
Following the previous week’s success, this last week I even had more success and not only in freelance writing. I didn’t get printed four times in a row, but I rescued an article from dying and it got published in local source the SanDiegoRed and got one more print with my usual magazine, the San Diego…
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Got published a bit, played a show and more crushes! Vanessa Hudgens!
It was a busy busy week after coming back from Los Angeles. I had to catch up with work, so Monday and Tuesday all I did was write. I also worked all of Wednesday, interviewed the Chun Kun lady (which is my next article) and at night I had band practice with DONKICHOW. Thursday was the…
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I Hate Los Angeles, I Love Audrina
Sorry everyone. I have missed two Mondays in a row. The first Monday I didn’t post because after three years of not being in Los Angeles, I went back to be at one of my best friend’s wedding. The second Monday I missed was because I actually wrote a long post about the wedding, but my…
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On Hold and The Douchiness of Kanye West
So… things aren’t going as great as they should be. Since I quit my job, I haven’t been published and no tours have happened (many emails, several cancellations). But everyone keeps posting “follow your dream” bullshit things on social media. We are supposedly a generation that does whatever we feel like and make a living out…
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Tijuana Adventure with College Housemate, Poker, Maybe Feature Story and Alanis Morissette
Oops. I missed the Monday deadline. But hey, I was in San Diego all day enjoying the day and I wrote the blog post in my ipad. I just wasn’t home to publish it (and edit photos). Here it is: It’s been only a week since I quit my job. I should be working all…
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New post every Monday! Today = Adam Levine
OHHHHH Yeaahhhhh!! I quit my job! It has been a really fast and weird year. My new years resolution to write more went nowhere, but like almost every year, I get shaken up more over my birthday than new years. I am almost thirty now (I turned 29 on May 16th). For that reason, I…
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My Entire Adult Life I have been in Magazines and Blogs: 2014 Year Summary.
2015 is around the corner. My thirties are coming up soon. And I am still wondering what I am doing with my life. That’s what my life looked like on February 2011, a few months before quitting my job. That was the last month I had LAX duty and after that I relinquished to freelance…
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Axl Rose is not on my Top 10 – Axl Attacks at LAX
Everyone that writes about celebrity gossip were not on the scene when things went down. Every once in a while, paparazzi will get a call from a tabloid reporter to get some details. I got one call asking me about Maggie Gyllenhaal, her daughter Ramona and her husband Peter Sarsgaard. The reporter asked me if…
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From Paparazzo to Festival Organizer and More: Henry Rollins + TRF
I had a great birthday. One of the best I ever had. The most memorable birthdays I ever had was when I got Super Smash Bros. for the N-64 when I was 13. The other was three years ago when I turned 25, quit my job and went on a road trip. Then this last one…
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The last day as a paparazzo: Going full freelance
It seems forever ago when I decided to quit my job as a staff writer for Soccerly and went full freelance, but that was only 8 months ago. The idea was to combine all my talents and work many different jobs. Many said it would be impossible to do all of them at once, now I’m…
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Shia LaBeouf announces retirement from public life: Are we supposed to cry?
I had no idea about his plagiarized scandal, but you can tell that Shia doesn’t take criticism like a man. Some artists fall into a plagiarized scandal but they don’t act like he did. For example, when Coldplay plagiarized Joe Satriani. They settle that scandal like grown men with an out-of-court settlement, instead of whining…
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Much More Than a Paparazzo: I’m Ted Danson
So much has changed since I was let go from my staff job as a paparazzo back in March of 2011. I wrote a story that same day that I got “fired” and thought about writing a book re-telling my celebrity encounters as I continued to work for the same agency as a freelance photographer.…
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A Poem for Snoop; Here_Comes_The_King is on Reddit once more
Originally posted on Poem_for_your_sprog: Snoop Whilst wandering a Christmas day (Adrift in dreams of far away), I came across a man who wore A dozen hats, or maybe more – ‘Good morrow, friend!’ I called and tipped My cap to which the other dipped His own in some distinguished stoop, And said a single, gracious……
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Who the Fuck is Lake Bell?
That’s exactly what I asked my boss when he told me to go to LAX to cover Lake Bell. I also asked him what kind of name is Lake Bell? He said that he had a hunch she would be famous sometime soon. And here I am 4 years later watching her go on The…
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(Donald Faison, Zach Braff and Bob Saget) He Sucks Dick for Coke
Hey, remember how in my last post I said I was going post about a real celebrity…. Well, I lied. Two days after I saw Ashley Tisdale and got excited over nothing, I saw some girls getting excited over someone worse. It was after shooting the guys from Scrubs that I walked back to terminal…
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(Hugh Jackman) My First Set of Exclusive Paparazzo Pictures, 3.1
Is Wolverine gay? If you do the math… it makes sense. There’s a lot of rumors that Jackman is gay and there’s a reason the rumors exist, the man is a perfect specimen! He started his career in the gayest form of acting possible, musicals. He is extremely good looking and well groomed. His wife…
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(Ryan Phillippe) How it all started
I originally wanted to write a book with all my stories, but there’s way too many stories to be told and they are all disorganized in my head. I figured that creating a blog starting with the past and moving my way forward to the present would help me to write the book. It could…